Schwing! 🐕🍂🍵
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Mile High Music Lover, Bike Fanatic + Real Estate Geek 🤓 Got a question? Hit me up, I'm here to help 💁🏼♀️ schwingstate.com
Literally NOTHING.
December 9, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Literally NOTHING.
Straight up FACTS 🎯
December 9, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Straight up FACTS 🎯
Good job, America, good job 🦐🏅🌮
December 7, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Good job, America, good job 🦐🏅🌮
Weekly World News, FTW, ah-gain.
"This cheap, low-effort affront to the possibilities of human imagination really captures the zeitgeist of the coming year." says the self-declared color authority.
Joe Saddler, reporting from his Millennial Gray apartment.
"This cheap, low-effort affront to the possibilities of human imagination really captures the zeitgeist of the coming year." says the self-declared color authority.
Joe Saddler, reporting from his Millennial Gray apartment.
December 6, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Weekly World News, FTW, ah-gain.
"This cheap, low-effort affront to the possibilities of human imagination really captures the zeitgeist of the coming year." says the self-declared color authority.
Joe Saddler, reporting from his Millennial Gray apartment.
"This cheap, low-effort affront to the possibilities of human imagination really captures the zeitgeist of the coming year." says the self-declared color authority.
Joe Saddler, reporting from his Millennial Gray apartment.
Well, if I'm going to be force fed this AI shit I'm putting it to good use. Kanpai, everybody 🍣🍻🐾
"Make a Richard Scarry winter scene of foxes having a sushi picnic around a fire."
"Make a Richard Scarry winter scene of foxes having a sushi picnic around a fire."
December 4, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Well, if I'm going to be force fed this AI shit I'm putting it to good use. Kanpai, everybody 🍣🍻🐾
"Make a Richard Scarry winter scene of foxes having a sushi picnic around a fire."
"Make a Richard Scarry winter scene of foxes having a sushi picnic around a fire."
10000000% correct
Him and his MF flags 🙄
He's like a kid picking out Garinimals for the day
Him and his MF flags 🙄
He's like a kid picking out Garinimals for the day
December 3, 2025 at 3:27 PM
10000000% correct
Him and his MF flags 🙄
He's like a kid picking out Garinimals for the day
Him and his MF flags 🙄
He's like a kid picking out Garinimals for the day
Hey #Denver, everything sucks and 2025 is a complete dumpster fire, but it's the first official snow day and light of this auspicious occasion Good Times is giving away jalapeno poppers for the next 48H. Thought you'd all like to know. 🌶️🍔🍟 As you were 🫡
December 3, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Hey #Denver, everything sucks and 2025 is a complete dumpster fire, but it's the first official snow day and light of this auspicious occasion Good Times is giving away jalapeno poppers for the next 48H. Thought you'd all like to know. 🌶️🍔🍟 As you were 🫡
Check your mailboxes, folks ... the new phone book's here, the new phone book's here!! :) 😏 Didn't get one, and want one in the spring? DM me and I'll set you up! 💌🥰
November 30, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Check your mailboxes, folks ... the new phone book's here, the new phone book's here!! :) 😏 Didn't get one, and want one in the spring? DM me and I'll set you up! 💌🥰
🖕off CNBC. In fact, 🖕off 2025 in its entirety. Everything is INSANE.
November 27, 2025 at 2:17 AM
🖕off CNBC. In fact, 🖕off 2025 in its entirety. Everything is INSANE.
I was fortunate enough to meet @crow.house.gov in 2022 to talk about solutions to Colorado's affordable housing crisis. Dude is making me BIG PROUD today. He's 100% right. This is a time for complete moral clarity. Period. The end. Enough is enough is enough is enough. Stand and speak UP.
November 21, 2025 at 3:44 AM
I was fortunate enough to meet @crow.house.gov in 2022 to talk about solutions to Colorado's affordable housing crisis. Dude is making me BIG PROUD today. He's 100% right. This is a time for complete moral clarity. Period. The end. Enough is enough is enough is enough. Stand and speak UP.
✨ Holiday magic is all around #Denver! From festive markets to twinkling light displays and winter celebrations, the Mile High City is packed with seasonal fun. Here’s what’s happening around the city this season ❄️
November 20, 2025 at 6:08 PM
✨ Holiday magic is all around #Denver! From festive markets to twinkling light displays and winter celebrations, the Mile High City is packed with seasonal fun. Here’s what’s happening around the city this season ❄️
Whatever the hell is currently running the country (AI, Trump, God Knows what) is riffing off this exact moment with Gerald Ford and Pele.
Where the fuck are we anymore and how do we get out of this hell hole??
Where the fuck are we anymore and how do we get out of this hell hole??
November 20, 2025 at 6:19 AM
Whatever the hell is currently running the country (AI, Trump, God Knows what) is riffing off this exact moment with Gerald Ford and Pele.
Where the fuck are we anymore and how do we get out of this hell hole??
Where the fuck are we anymore and how do we get out of this hell hole??
BREAKING NEWS: My dog is Richard Gere's doppelganger.
November 16, 2025 at 1:49 AM
BREAKING NEWS: My dog is Richard Gere's doppelganger.
WE ARE DEVO ✊
Fifty Years of Devolution 🤩
Mission Ballroom, Denver, November 13, 2925
Fifty Years of Devolution 🤩
Mission Ballroom, Denver, November 13, 2925
November 14, 2025 at 3:49 PM
WE ARE DEVO ✊
Fifty Years of Devolution 🤩
Mission Ballroom, Denver, November 13, 2925
Fifty Years of Devolution 🤩
Mission Ballroom, Denver, November 13, 2925
Me too, Vince.
Me too.
Me too.
November 12, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Me too, Vince.
Me too.
Me too.
🚨 NEW FAVORITE GIF 🚨
As you were 🫡
As you were 🫡
November 11, 2025 at 7:29 PM
🚨 NEW FAVORITE GIF 🚨
As you were 🫡
As you were 🫡
He literally posted this a few years ago.
November 6, 2025 at 12:58 AM
He literally posted this a few years ago.
Food Drive Update! 🤗
We were able to raise thousands of dollars in the last weekend's emergency drive and W+M matched it dollar for dollar. Today our crew delivered of a huge truckload of non-perishables to the Jeffco Action Center.
We were able to raise thousands of dollars in the last weekend's emergency drive and W+M matched it dollar for dollar. Today our crew delivered of a huge truckload of non-perishables to the Jeffco Action Center.
November 6, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Food Drive Update! 🤗
We were able to raise thousands of dollars in the last weekend's emergency drive and W+M matched it dollar for dollar. Today our crew delivered of a huge truckload of non-perishables to the Jeffco Action Center.
We were able to raise thousands of dollars in the last weekend's emergency drive and W+M matched it dollar for dollar. Today our crew delivered of a huge truckload of non-perishables to the Jeffco Action Center.
📊 OCTOBER STATS ARE IN!
🥜 IN A NUTSHELL: Better numbers than expected in higher-market price tiers and modest improvement in market pace.
🗝️ SELLERS: Be patient with slow-ish showings. Prepare to wait a few weeks before an offer comes. Budget for a rate-buy down concession to land a buyer in 2025.
🥜 IN A NUTSHELL: Better numbers than expected in higher-market price tiers and modest improvement in market pace.
🗝️ SELLERS: Be patient with slow-ish showings. Prepare to wait a few weeks before an offer comes. Budget for a rate-buy down concession to land a buyer in 2025.
November 5, 2025 at 4:43 PM
📊 OCTOBER STATS ARE IN!
🥜 IN A NUTSHELL: Better numbers than expected in higher-market price tiers and modest improvement in market pace.
🗝️ SELLERS: Be patient with slow-ish showings. Prepare to wait a few weeks before an offer comes. Budget for a rate-buy down concession to land a buyer in 2025.
🥜 IN A NUTSHELL: Better numbers than expected in higher-market price tiers and modest improvement in market pace.
🗝️ SELLERS: Be patient with slow-ish showings. Prepare to wait a few weeks before an offer comes. Budget for a rate-buy down concession to land a buyer in 2025.
🚨 EMERGENCY FOOD DRIVE 🚨 Hi Jeffco friends, it's a tough time for many right now. To make things a little easier my brokerage is collecting non-perishable donations at our Lakewood + Littleton offices through NOV 3. If you want to make a monetary donation that can go twice as far, read next post ...
November 1, 2025 at 5:51 PM
🚨 EMERGENCY FOOD DRIVE 🚨 Hi Jeffco friends, it's a tough time for many right now. To make things a little easier my brokerage is collecting non-perishable donations at our Lakewood + Littleton offices through NOV 3. If you want to make a monetary donation that can go twice as far, read next post ...