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Mile High Music Lover, Bike Fanatic + Real Estate Geek 🤓 Got a question? Hit me up, I'm here to help 💁🏼‍♀️ schwingstate.com
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Sunset tonight in Wasatch Mountains.
December 10, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Ah, 2025 😑
December 10, 2025 at 4:15 AM
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Donald Trump sees loyalty to anything but himself as the greatest sin you can commit.

Well, my loyalty is to the Constitution, not to Donald Trump. I won’t back down from it.
December 9, 2025 at 9:59 PM
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Maralago face is a loyalty test so deranged it shows you people will literally make themselves look like scary clowns to fit in.
December 9, 2025 at 1:34 AM
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spot the difference
December 9, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Straight up FACTS 🎯
December 9, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Good job, America, good job 🦐🏅🌮
December 7, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Weekly World News, FTW, ah-gain.

"This cheap, low-effort affront to the possibilities of human imagination really captures the zeitgeist of the coming year." says the self-declared color authority.

Joe Saddler, reporting from his Millennial Gray apartment.
December 6, 2025 at 2:18 AM
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Feasting 🪶
December 5, 2025 at 2:09 PM
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Just chillin'. Photo from my collection, ca. 1960s.
December 5, 2025 at 11:03 PM
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Good Morning Everyone 😊☕🌤️ TGIF
December 5, 2025 at 1:15 PM
Newsletter Time! ⏱️ This week:

😵‍💫 NOV Market Trends: The Only Thing NOT Spiraling This Season 🦴 How To Tell if Home "Bones" Are Good w/o an Inspection 7️⃣ Holiday Decorating Choices That Can Wreck Your Home 🫸🏼 Rates Expected To Hold Despite Fed Cut on Horizon

Qs? Call me!

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Hot Topix in Real Estate | Denver Metro Area 📆 12.5.25
Newsletter Time! ⏱️ This week: 😵‍💫 NOV Market Trends: The Only Thing NOT Spiraling This Season 🦴 How To Tell if House "Bones" Are Good Without an Inspection 7️⃣ Holiday Decorating Choices That Can Wre...
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December 5, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Well, if I'm going to be force fed this AI shit I'm putting it to good use. Kanpai, everybody 🍣🍻🐾

"Make a Richard Scarry winter scene of foxes having a sushi picnic around a fire."
December 4, 2025 at 1:08 AM
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Here's Pete Hegseth in 2016 saying the U.S. military “won’t follow unlawful orders" from a President.

What changed, Pete?

Our Secretary of Defense is an unqualified and unserious person.
December 3, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Hey #Denver, everything sucks and 2025 is a complete dumpster fire, but it's the first official snow day and light of this auspicious occasion Good Times is giving away jalapeno poppers for the next 48H. Thought you'd all like to know. 🌶️🍔🍟 As you were 🫡
December 3, 2025 at 3:17 PM
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"There is something magical about the way a sunset can make us feel at peace, grateful, and alive all at once."

Morgan Harper Nichols

#Photography #Sunset #Harbor #NewEngland #EastCoastKin
#Coastal #NewEngland
December 3, 2025 at 12:26 AM
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Stormy beach days are the best!
Hope that everyone has a wonderful day
Nature photo day 323
#nature #photography #eastcoastkin #peace #rockintuesday #tidesouttuesday #landscape #scape #pnw #clouds #photographersofbluesky
December 2, 2025 at 2:02 PM
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Two scenes by Richard Scarry to
gladden the hearts of all introverts 🙂
December 2, 2025 at 8:34 PM
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The President can post on Truth Social all he wants, but he will never threaten or intimidate me.

I’ve taken many oaths—as a paratrooper, Army Ranger, and now Member of Congress.

My obligation is to the Constitution, not Donald Trump.
December 2, 2025 at 2:17 AM
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BREAKING NEWS: Baby otter gets tickled!
December 1, 2025 at 2:33 PM
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November 30, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Check your mailboxes, folks ... the new phone book's here, the new phone book's here!! :) 😏 Didn't get one, and want one in the spring? DM me and I'll set you up! 💌🥰
November 30, 2025 at 2:38 AM
🍿 Hey Denver, You're Invited
📽️ A "Trading Places" Watch Party
🥂 December 11, 6:30~9:30pm
📍 2010 Youngsfield Street in Lakewood
🎅🏼 Hope to see you there

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You're Invited | A Trading Places Watch Party
Always a Holiday classic, "Trading Places" hits especially hard in 2025. I hope you will join me and laid-back group of movie lovers in Lakewood for an evening of laughs and holiday cheer. Arrive arou...
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November 29, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Newsletter Time! ⏱️

🎄 4 Arguments to Keep Your Listing UP for the Holidays
🤔 Are Buydowns a Lifeline or a Risk for New Buyers?
🍗 Read Before You Reheat! Rules for Thanksgiving Leftovers
🎟️You’re Invited: A Trading Places Watch Party (Lakewood)

💁🏼‍♀️ Qs? Call me! [email protected]
Hot Topix in Real Estate, Denver Metro 📆 11.28.25
Newsletter Time! ⏱️ This week learn: The 4 Best Arguments to Keep Your Listing UP Through the Holidays | Are Mortgage Buydowns a Lifeline or a Risk for New Homebuyers? | Read Before You Reheat, Rules ...
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November 28, 2025 at 9:13 PM
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A.I will only benefit those in "power," which is why they are dumping so much money into it. It's not merely about the workforce or money. As Trump has shown, muddying the waters of what is real and fake is effective. If you trust (in) nothing truth does not exist. That's the control they want.
November 28, 2025 at 2:07 AM