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My God you are one out of touch MF.
December 12, 2025 at 6:36 AM
God this year just won't stop will it? 😑
December 11, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Tripling health insurance premiums starting January 1.
December 11, 2025 at 3:16 PM
It's just a matter of time, and I'm not even joking.
December 11, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Mostly found with "grabs chair"
December 10, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Also, his Porky Pig impression in that clip is on point, A+++

www.youtube.com/watch?v=0FHE...
Thats all folks! Looney Tunes
YouTube video by Arjun King
www.youtube.com
December 10, 2025 at 6:48 PM
This will be disastrous.
December 10, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Me, when HCR uses all caps, four question marks, and four exclamation points:
a group of people standing in front of an ice cream truck that says ice cream
ALT: a group of people standing in front of an ice cream truck that says ice cream
media.tenor.com
December 10, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Cruelty is the point, the only point, and always the point. It's precisely the reason they led with Noem's puppy killing story.

How they determined there was this large and sadistic of a voting block in our country is beyond me, but they absolutely were correct.

We're surrounded by gouhls.
December 10, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Your lips, God's ears 🙏🏼
December 10, 2025 at 4:24 AM
Oh FFS can this country get any more fucking stupid?!?!!!!
December 10, 2025 at 2:12 AM
But you're missing the big picture, Jason.

It's a WIN WIN for him, his family, his billions in crypto schemes, and a huge win for any felon who has enough money to bribe him for a pardon.
December 10, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Literally NOTHING.
December 9, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Just spitballin here.

Because he's an obvious traitor, hell bent on destroying America?

I mean, the shoe just keeps fitting ya'll.
December 9, 2025 at 2:18 AM
100% obvious.
December 7, 2025 at 11:57 PM
I am too.

And when wheeled luggage finally came out we were all staring at each other like this:
a young boy is holding a piece of paper in his hand .
ALT: a young boy is holding a piece of paper in his hand .
media.tenor.com
December 6, 2025 at 3:24 PM