Scobeard
@scobeard.bsky.social
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Hokies fan. Generally aghast.
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scobeard.bsky.social
This is easy. Just tell him that the boats are captained by guys named “Nobody”.
scobeard.bsky.social
When someone reaches for my onion rings.
izzos.us
And there's some men out there who are like "I could take one"
scobeard.bsky.social
Absolutely they did. Except they’re in their twenties now and probably a little racist.
scobeard.bsky.social
“Whoa whoa whoa WHOA. You’re too much of a Mutant Turtle for the TMNT. Sorry but we’re gonna pass.”
scobeard.bsky.social
Legitimately though I had to walk into HR one day and explain why British teens were trying to get me fired because they emailed my agency saying I was making death threats.
scobeard.bsky.social
Biggest mistake of my life. A harbinger of things to come when you say the wrong things online about a cult of personality (I was fucking right the whole time and I’m not sorry)
scobeard.bsky.social
Imagine not making a game because you’re afraid it will piss off Klansmen and their sympathizers.
scobeard.bsky.social
BREAKING: Cowards can’t make art.
stephentotilo.bsky.social
SCOOP: Last year, Ubisoft cancelled an Assassin's Creed game set during Reconstruction. Was to feature a Black Assassin who, among other things, fought the rise of the Klan

Sources: Leadership nixed it over concerns re: U.S. political climate, backlash to Yasuke

www.gamefile.news/p/scoop-ubis...
Scoop: Ubisoft cancelled a post-Civil War Assassin’s Creed last year
Company leadership deemed the project too controversial for the moment, sources tell Game File
www.gamefile.news
scobeard.bsky.social
These people need prison and that’s like TABLE STAKES for whoever decides to run in 2028 and needs to be THE MESSAGE for 2026.
esqueer.net
ICE is not only chasing down every random brown person in Chicago, they have a cameraman following them to film this for social media. Cruelty and inhumanity as content.
scobeard.bsky.social
Second to that, however, is this:
scobeard.bsky.social
My current group of best friends were all people I went to college with but didn’t meet or know until we all started talking shit on Hokie Twitter and became in-person besties. They rule.
conradhackett.bsky.social
Has anything great happened in your life because of social media?
scobeard.bsky.social
That’s a pretty specific question! Sure seems like everyone on the hill has heard rumors of what’s in those files. Honestly at this point just start airing those rumors as facts that can only be disproven by the release of the files. Watch them squirm between ugly rumors and an uglier truth.
grudgie.bsky.social
Specifically she was asked if she possesses pictures of Trump with undressed teens and she refused to say no
ndrew.bsky.social
so theres a possibility the attorney general has seen evidence the president raped children and now the entire republican party is helping to cover it up?
scobeard.bsky.social
Gavin Newsome would absolutely crumble in a primary you don’t have to worry about promising not to vote for him. I understand the electorate is too stupid to ignore this threat but he’s also too stupid not to.
scobeard.bsky.social
Literally just make sure you use your legs enough, especially before you’re 35, because if you don’t one day you’ll be 35 and have to start using your legs and that is NOT fun. Getting strong is a LOT harder than staying strong.
essencesimmone.blacksky.app
Those who are 35+, what advice do you have for people just entering their 30s?
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sickoscommittee.org
Better quality video of the UNC student talking about the TCU loss.

This popped up out of nowhere during the broadcast.
scobeard.bsky.social
Lmao my bad I meant “down ten”
scobeard.bsky.social
WE MUST *PROTECT THIS HOUSE

*go into the half down three at home against Wake Forest
scobeard.bsky.social
WE MUST *PROTECT THIS HOUSE

*go into the half down three at home against Wake Forest
scobeard.bsky.social
Wait hold on okay Jeremy Allen White is starring in a Bruce Springsteen biopic how do the sports writers feel about this casting?
scobeard.bsky.social
“to the extent that his girlfriend broke up with him”
It’s the Blinking Guy meme
scobeard.bsky.social
I watch groups of 20-somethings roll into bars not to watch games so much as to make the gambling a public event and they almost never end up happy. I feel like I have a decent beat on things but I’m often surprised at how pervasive gambling problems have become and in particular how QUICKLY.
scobeard.bsky.social
It sucks that it may no longer be so affordable. That was like the best part about school shopping on base.
scobeard.bsky.social
Dude the PX in San Diego (Camp Pendelton) had the CRAZIEST brands and clothes for wildly affordable prices. And this was back in like 1999-2001
scobeard.bsky.social
Oh also healthcare was free IMAGINE THAT.