Lissa
@sconniehbic.bsky.social
She/her, ♠️, probably old enough to be your mom. Foiled by a dustbuster and certified not a robot.
I live, but I forget this site exists because most of my sports teams are still on the bird app.
September 8, 2025 at 10:37 PM
I live, but I forget this site exists because most of my sports teams are still on the bird app.
December 22, 2024 at 6:16 PM
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OK miss me with the bullshit that writers are ONLY on social media to sell books.
We're also humans who have pets and gardens and baked goods and pancakes that improbably come out of the pan looking like goats.
Where else are we supposed to talk about those things? Just stand outside and yell??
We're also humans who have pets and gardens and baked goods and pancakes that improbably come out of the pan looking like goats.
Where else are we supposed to talk about those things? Just stand outside and yell??
December 3, 2024 at 7:01 PM
OK miss me with the bullshit that writers are ONLY on social media to sell books.
We're also humans who have pets and gardens and baked goods and pancakes that improbably come out of the pan looking like goats.
Where else are we supposed to talk about those things? Just stand outside and yell??
We're also humans who have pets and gardens and baked goods and pancakes that improbably come out of the pan looking like goats.
Where else are we supposed to talk about those things? Just stand outside and yell??
Boss makes a dollar, I don’t even make a dime; that’s why I pet my cat on company time.
December 3, 2024 at 2:49 PM
Boss makes a dollar, I don’t even make a dime; that’s why I pet my cat on company time.
That was the most Bears way to lose a game that Ive ever seen.
November 28, 2024 at 9:01 PM
That was the most Bears way to lose a game that Ive ever seen.
Happy Turkey and Football Day!
November 28, 2024 at 3:12 PM
Happy Turkey and Football Day!
The drunken urge to build a pyramid out of cups.
November 28, 2024 at 3:23 AM
The drunken urge to build a pyramid out of cups.
I will NOT be that aunt. I’ll be the one stuffing her face with stuffing and green bean casserole.
When you're almost done with Thanksgiving dinner and your aunt pipes up and says "Before we're done I think we should go around the table one by one and tell everyone what we're thankful for." #NASCAR
November 27, 2024 at 10:00 PM
I will NOT be that aunt. I’ll be the one stuffing her face with stuffing and green bean casserole.
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Hope you are all preparing well for the day of chomping tomorrow
November 27, 2024 at 6:57 PM
Hope you are all preparing well for the day of chomping tomorrow
What was that, Packers?!?
a cartoon of a cat with its mouth open and the words omg omg written below it
ALT: a cartoon of a cat with its mouth open and the words omg omg written below it
media.tenor.com
November 17, 2024 at 9:09 PM
What was that, Packers?!?
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don't let Impostors ruin ur day
it's ur day
sabotage it urself
it's ur day
sabotage it urself
November 14, 2024 at 5:30 PM
don't let Impostors ruin ur day
it's ur day
sabotage it urself
it's ur day
sabotage it urself
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Hi everyone.
The Onion, with the help of the Sandy Hook families, has purchased InfoWars.
We are planning on making it a very funny, very stupid website.
We have retained the services of some Onion and Clickhole Hall of Famers to pull this off.
I can't wait to show you what we have cooked up.
The Onion, with the help of the Sandy Hook families, has purchased InfoWars.
We are planning on making it a very funny, very stupid website.
We have retained the services of some Onion and Clickhole Hall of Famers to pull this off.
I can't wait to show you what we have cooked up.
The Onion Buys Alex Jones’s Infowars Out of Bankruptcy
The satirical news site planned to turn Infowars into a parody of itself, mocking “weird internet personalities” who peddle conspiracy theories and health supplements.
www.nytimes.com
November 14, 2024 at 2:09 PM
Hi everyone.
The Onion, with the help of the Sandy Hook families, has purchased InfoWars.
We are planning on making it a very funny, very stupid website.
We have retained the services of some Onion and Clickhole Hall of Famers to pull this off.
I can't wait to show you what we have cooked up.
The Onion, with the help of the Sandy Hook families, has purchased InfoWars.
We are planning on making it a very funny, very stupid website.
We have retained the services of some Onion and Clickhole Hall of Famers to pull this off.
I can't wait to show you what we have cooked up.
Dear hockey teams:
COME TO THE AZURE HEAVEN!!!!
COME TO THE AZURE HEAVEN!!!!
October 17, 2024 at 8:51 PM
Dear hockey teams:
COME TO THE AZURE HEAVEN!!!!
COME TO THE AZURE HEAVEN!!!!
Me watching baseball right now (minus the Guards)
October 17, 2024 at 7:08 PM
Me watching baseball right now (minus the Guards)