hour 15 in gutterfuck albany airport with a neckbeard the size of alaska
December 30, 2025 at 10:58 PM
hour 15 in gutterfuck albany airport with a neckbeard the size of alaska
been in the airport watching people so long i can see our primate lineage in their gaits
December 30, 2025 at 4:56 PM
been in the airport watching people so long i can see our primate lineage in their gaits
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Don’t put all your jade eggs in one pussy as they say
December 29, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Don’t put all your jade eggs in one pussy as they say
when i get back to LA im getting 40 erewhon smoothies a severe sunburn and im gonna let my bidet spray my ass for 3 minutes straight
December 29, 2025 at 4:28 PM
when i get back to LA im getting 40 erewhon smoothies a severe sunburn and im gonna let my bidet spray my ass for 3 minutes straight
why am i lowkey the chosen one
December 26, 2025 at 5:37 AM
why am i lowkey the chosen one
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my new years resolution is to crash the entire economy
December 23, 2025 at 7:48 PM
my new years resolution is to crash the entire economy
my white dad for some reason:
having a very buddhist christmas
December 23, 2025 at 12:38 PM
my white dad for some reason:
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Pretty much how it is
December 19, 2025 at 7:50 AM
Pretty much how it is
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the joker happened to me
December 20, 2025 at 4:14 AM
the joker happened to me
im a fucking chud
December 20, 2025 at 4:33 AM
im a fucking chud
fuck ira glass and his fuck ass voice
December 20, 2025 at 3:50 AM
fuck ira glass and his fuck ass voice
straight ppl be like "____ is crazyyy"
December 20, 2025 at 2:06 AM
straight ppl be like "____ is crazyyy"
mmmm smells like hotdogs in my car
December 17, 2025 at 1:29 AM
mmmm smells like hotdogs in my car
putting bacon perfume on and going to the dog park to pretend i have aura
December 7, 2025 at 8:38 PM
putting bacon perfume on and going to the dog park to pretend i have aura
old people just get in their cartoon ass cars everyday and pray they dont cause a 50 car pile up
December 4, 2025 at 5:20 PM
old people just get in their cartoon ass cars everyday and pray they dont cause a 50 car pile up
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scratching my ass with nothing to say
December 4, 2025 at 7:05 AM
scratching my ass with nothing to say
gumming condensed milk like coke rn
November 27, 2025 at 1:33 AM
gumming condensed milk like coke rn
i love tres leches so much and i love that it always looks like a swampy car crash when u first put the milk in
November 27, 2025 at 1:30 AM
i love tres leches so much and i love that it always looks like a swampy car crash when u first put the milk in
scrolling pinterest literally makes me believe in love and joy and creativity
November 26, 2025 at 10:09 PM
scrolling pinterest literally makes me believe in love and joy and creativity
if u listen to noah kahan stay away from me
November 25, 2025 at 8:19 PM
if u listen to noah kahan stay away from me
like how much coke are u gonna do before going to the mid club ? finish up and go like damn
November 23, 2025 at 8:07 AM
like how much coke are u gonna do before going to the mid club ? finish up and go like damn
gym urinal and not washing ur hands is insane just pissy dick fingers everywhere now ok
November 22, 2025 at 10:02 PM
gym urinal and not washing ur hands is insane just pissy dick fingers everywhere now ok