Scott, trying to less fat in 2026
@scottacular21.gobirds.online
Northeast Philadelphia born raised, suburbs where I spend most of my days.
Wawa acolyte. Master of the supply chain. Impeccable comic timing
Fuck Nazis and cold weather.
Wawa acolyte. Master of the supply chain. Impeccable comic timing
Fuck Nazis and cold weather.
I like it, but would’ve liked a “FU Kevin Patullo” thrown in for funsies.
January 12, 2026 at 12:42 PM
I like it, but would’ve liked a “FU Kevin Patullo” thrown in for funsies.
Colman Domingo wearing a subdued fit to the Golden Globes feels ominous. Please tell me the world hasn’t worn him down.
January 12, 2026 at 4:09 AM
Colman Domingo wearing a subdued fit to the Golden Globes feels ominous. Please tell me the world hasn’t worn him down.
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If you ever feel a tinge of imposter syndrome just know that Kevin Patullo has been an NFL coach for 16 years and hasn't learned shit
January 12, 2026 at 2:14 AM
If you ever feel a tinge of imposter syndrome just know that Kevin Patullo has been an NFL coach for 16 years and hasn't learned shit
Sum up the 2025 Philadelphia Eagles with an image saved on your phone
January 12, 2026 at 1:33 AM
Sum up the 2025 Philadelphia Eagles with an image saved on your phone
Terrible game for Baun. Just not in on plays. Very uncharacteristic
January 12, 2026 at 12:27 AM
Terrible game for Baun. Just not in on plays. Very uncharacteristic
The rabbit in the Verizon ad can figure out modern telecom but not contraception.
January 12, 2026 at 12:02 AM
The rabbit in the Verizon ad can figure out modern telecom but not contraception.
Looking at Stafford’s passing, I think Father Time is winning this game.
January 10, 2026 at 11:40 PM
Looking at Stafford’s passing, I think Father Time is winning this game.
A Carolina win would be great for so many reasons:
1) media-pushed Stafford love thwarted
2) podcast Puka loses
3) I have knowledge from someone firsthand that Jared Verse is an asshole of epic proportions
1) media-pushed Stafford love thwarted
2) podcast Puka loses
3) I have knowledge from someone firsthand that Jared Verse is an asshole of epic proportions
January 10, 2026 at 11:06 PM
A Carolina win would be great for so many reasons:
1) media-pushed Stafford love thwarted
2) podcast Puka loses
3) I have knowledge from someone firsthand that Jared Verse is an asshole of epic proportions
1) media-pushed Stafford love thwarted
2) podcast Puka loses
3) I have knowledge from someone firsthand that Jared Verse is an asshole of epic proportions
Holy shit this Sixers game is cursed
January 10, 2026 at 12:33 AM
Holy shit this Sixers game is cursed
Weather reporter on 6ABC just slipped and called the city “the shitty”
Go Birds!🦅
Go Birds!🦅
January 9, 2026 at 10:43 PM
Weather reporter on 6ABC just slipped and called the city “the shitty”
Go Birds!🦅
Go Birds!🦅
Harbaugh underachieved in recent years, but he won playoff games and has a Super Bowl win.
Dan Campbell’s teams have underachieved, partly due to his boneheaded decisions. He also has no track record like Harbaugh. He is still employed.
Zac Taylor has done way less than Campbell and has a job
Dan Campbell’s teams have underachieved, partly due to his boneheaded decisions. He also has no track record like Harbaugh. He is still employed.
Zac Taylor has done way less than Campbell and has a job
BREAKING: The Ravens have fired head coach John Harbaugh, per source.
Harbaugh won Super Bowl XLVII and six division titles with Baltimore in 18 seasons.
Harbaugh won Super Bowl XLVII and six division titles with Baltimore in 18 seasons.
January 6, 2026 at 10:38 PM
Harbaugh underachieved in recent years, but he won playoff games and has a Super Bowl win.
Dan Campbell’s teams have underachieved, partly due to his boneheaded decisions. He also has no track record like Harbaugh. He is still employed.
Zac Taylor has done way less than Campbell and has a job
Dan Campbell’s teams have underachieved, partly due to his boneheaded decisions. He also has no track record like Harbaugh. He is still employed.
Zac Taylor has done way less than Campbell and has a job
Zac Taylor, Dan Campbell, and Mike McDaniel all deserved to be fired more than Raheem Morris.
January 5, 2026 at 10:01 PM
Zac Taylor, Dan Campbell, and Mike McDaniel all deserved to be fired more than Raheem Morris.
Dear NFL teams with coaching vacancies: Kevin Patullo is a genius held back by Nick Sirianni.
You’d be doing a great service by hiring him away from Philadelphia.
You’d be doing a great service by hiring him away from Philadelphia.
January 5, 2026 at 6:29 PM
Dear NFL teams with coaching vacancies: Kevin Patullo is a genius held back by Nick Sirianni.
You’d be doing a great service by hiring him away from Philadelphia.
You’d be doing a great service by hiring him away from Philadelphia.
At jury duty. Managed to avoid it until middle age.
It sucks. I’m bored.
Will the court announce NFL coaching moves or make us find out later like cattle?
It sucks. I’m bored.
Will the court announce NFL coaching moves or make us find out later like cattle?
January 5, 2026 at 1:57 PM
At jury duty. Managed to avoid it until middle age.
It sucks. I’m bored.
Will the court announce NFL coaching moves or make us find out later like cattle?
It sucks. I’m bored.
Will the court announce NFL coaching moves or make us find out later like cattle?
Holy shit Patullo! Going for it all on 3rd and 3. What a tremendous fuck up.
January 5, 2026 at 12:20 AM
Holy shit Patullo! Going for it all on 3rd and 3. What a tremendous fuck up.
Ringo will not be on this roster next year. No way Vic allows it.
January 5, 2026 at 12:13 AM
Ringo will not be on this roster next year. No way Vic allows it.
I won a Kelee Ringo autographed ball at a charity auction then got Quinyon to sign it too.
A little rubbing alcohol and I’ll have a Quinyon Mitchell ball.
A little rubbing alcohol and I’ll have a Quinyon Mitchell ball.
January 5, 2026 at 12:07 AM
I won a Kelee Ringo autographed ball at a charity auction then got Quinyon to sign it too.
A little rubbing alcohol and I’ll have a Quinyon Mitchell ball.
A little rubbing alcohol and I’ll have a Quinyon Mitchell ball.
Having to take the stage back off the field is funny as hell
January 2, 2026 at 4:51 AM
Having to take the stage back off the field is funny as hell
If you see this post a random image from your device
January 1, 2026 at 4:25 PM
If you see this post a random image from your device
Who the hell is getting bit by dogs and stung by bees that often? And at Christmas no less.
December 25, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Who the hell is getting bit by dogs and stung by bees that often? And at Christmas no less.
Mike Tomlin’s 9th win
December 22, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Mike Tomlin’s 9th win
Dan Campbell is getting fired, right?
December 21, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Dan Campbell is getting fired, right?
A player? fighting a fan? in Detroit? Rings a bell
DK Metcalf seemingly had an altercation with a Detroit Lions fan 😳
December 21, 2025 at 11:15 PM
A player? fighting a fan? in Detroit? Rings a bell
My ancestors didn’t fight the Confederacy for country music to be this popular in the North.
December 13, 2025 at 9:07 PM
My ancestors didn’t fight the Confederacy for country music to be this popular in the North.
Nice way to respond to a bullshit call
December 9, 2025 at 4:43 AM
Nice way to respond to a bullshit call