Scott Clevenger
@scottclevenger.bsky.social
Author. Co-host of The Slumgullion podcast. Hypocritical screenwriter. I write mean but funny movie reviews at Better Living Through Bad Movies: https://clevenger.substack.com
Nowadays it's all emoticons.
December 1, 2025 at 6:21 AM
Nowadays it's all emoticons.
BUT WE HAD TO WALK!
December 1, 2025 at 3:36 AM
BUT WE HAD TO WALK!
Only one of these is a legitimate horror premise.
December 1, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Only one of these is a legitimate horror premise.
"Hm, he's walking with hands behind his back. Could be wise. Or maybe he's just perp walking..."
November 30, 2025 at 7:54 PM
"Hm, he's walking with hands behind his back. Could be wise. Or maybe he's just perp walking..."
I've got Article II, which lets me do whatever I want with any shoe
November 30, 2025 at 7:21 PM
I've got Article II, which lets me do whatever I want with any shoe
Oh THIS should be good...!
November 30, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Oh THIS should be good...!
Nose hair long enough to braid, clip, dye, and add to my bicycle handlebars as streamers.
November 29, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Nose hair long enough to braid, clip, dye, and add to my bicycle handlebars as streamers.
I've seen more of his plays on the page than the stage, but I did see the original Broadway production of The Real Thing in '84, and that cast was stacked:
Jeremy Irons
Glenn Close
Christine Baranski
Peter Gallagher
Cynthia Nixon
Jeremy Irons
Glenn Close
Christine Baranski
Peter Gallagher
Cynthia Nixon
November 29, 2025 at 7:36 PM
I've seen more of his plays on the page than the stage, but I did see the original Broadway production of The Real Thing in '84, and that cast was stacked:
Jeremy Irons
Glenn Close
Christine Baranski
Peter Gallagher
Cynthia Nixon
Jeremy Irons
Glenn Close
Christine Baranski
Peter Gallagher
Cynthia Nixon
to do what? They can refuse illegal orders, you know...
November 29, 2025 at 7:26 PM
to do what? They can refuse illegal orders, you know...
This is very kind, thank you. I write mean but funny reviews of bad movies, and occasionally the horrible food from my youth.
clevenger.substack.com
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Better Living Through Bad Movies | Scott Clevenger | Substack
Author, podcaster, and hypocritical screenwriter Scott Clevenger boils down bad cinema to its most pure, concentrated form of stupidity. Click to read Better Living Through Bad Movies, by Scott Cleven...
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November 28, 2025 at 9:48 PM
This is very kind, thank you. I write mean but funny reviews of bad movies, and occasionally the horrible food from my youth.
clevenger.substack.com
clevenger.substack.com
Post Malone implies that Malone is not a name, but a process, taking one from the Pre-Malone pupal stage, through the actual Maloning, and then emerging from the chrysalis in a mature, Post Malone stage of development.
November 28, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Post Malone implies that Malone is not a name, but a process, taking one from the Pre-Malone pupal stage, through the actual Maloning, and then emerging from the chrysalis in a mature, Post Malone stage of development.
Is he allowed to say it on the ancient "it takes one to know one" principle?
November 28, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Is he allowed to say it on the ancient "it takes one to know one" principle?
...to the bathroom?
November 27, 2025 at 6:21 PM
...to the bathroom?
CAN a man serve two masters?? We're about to find out...
November 27, 2025 at 5:59 PM
CAN a man serve two masters?? We're about to find out...