Good old Motty
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Friend to all. Dad to one.
Many years later as he faced the firing squad, Tiny Tim, who did not die, was to remember that distant afternoon when his father took him to discover ice.
December 24, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Many years later as he faced the firing squad, Tiny Tim, who did not die, was to remember that distant afternoon when his father took him to discover ice.
Has anyone tried the strategy of telling Ohtani that hitting a baseball is hard?
October 28, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Has anyone tried the strategy of telling Ohtani that hitting a baseball is hard?
Seeing how much a thimble full of socialism in America's greatest city fucks up the worst people on earth is the kind of thing that can only make any halfway righteous person want more forever.
June 25, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Seeing how much a thimble full of socialism in America's greatest city fucks up the worst people on earth is the kind of thing that can only make any halfway righteous person want more forever.
Atheist: So you consider yourself Christian?
Jordan Peterson: Those are your words not mine.
Atheist: So you don’t consider yourself Christian?
JP: I don’t owe you an answer.
Atheist: … but… Aren’t we here to debate?
JP: I know you are but what am I?
Divorced Guy: This man is my god now.
Jordan Peterson: Those are your words not mine.
Atheist: So you don’t consider yourself Christian?
JP: I don’t owe you an answer.
Atheist: … but… Aren’t we here to debate?
JP: I know you are but what am I?
Divorced Guy: This man is my god now.
May 26, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Atheist: So you consider yourself Christian?
Jordan Peterson: Those are your words not mine.
Atheist: So you don’t consider yourself Christian?
JP: I don’t owe you an answer.
Atheist: … but… Aren’t we here to debate?
JP: I know you are but what am I?
Divorced Guy: This man is my god now.
Jordan Peterson: Those are your words not mine.
Atheist: So you don’t consider yourself Christian?
JP: I don’t owe you an answer.
Atheist: … but… Aren’t we here to debate?
JP: I know you are but what am I?
Divorced Guy: This man is my god now.
I’ve thought about this a lot, and I think when Billy Corgan sang, “Despite all my rage I am still just a rat in a cage,” what he meant was that, even though he was angry, ultimately he was powerless to do anything about it.
April 12, 2025 at 5:02 PM
I’ve thought about this a lot, and I think when Billy Corgan sang, “Despite all my rage I am still just a rat in a cage,” what he meant was that, even though he was angry, ultimately he was powerless to do anything about it.
Like a lot of people I was worried the world’s worst person might never see eye-to-eye with its biggest asshole. Thank you, Kid Rock, for putting my fears to bed.
Bill Maher and Donald Trump have yet to comment publicly on their dinner together last night, but Kid Rock says they found common ground.
Inside Bill Maher’s Dinner With Donald Trump
Bill Maher and Donald Trump have yet to comment publicly on their dinner together last night, but Kid Rock says they found common ground.
dlvr.it
April 1, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Like a lot of people I was worried the world’s worst person might never see eye-to-eye with its biggest asshole. Thank you, Kid Rock, for putting my fears to bed.
The Blue Jays broadcast just ran an in-game segment on the plinko machine in the new stadium bar and honestly I’d rather watch people play that so far.
March 27, 2025 at 8:36 PM
The Blue Jays broadcast just ran an in-game segment on the plinko machine in the new stadium bar and honestly I’d rather watch people play that so far.
Chet will return in AVENGERS: DOOMSDAY
March 26, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Chet will return in AVENGERS: DOOMSDAY
Me in the National Security Team group chat.
March 24, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Me in the National Security Team group chat.
Gemstones. Fucking awesome.
March 10, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Gemstones. Fucking awesome.
I feel like the person who wrote this headline didn’t stick around for the ending of one of either Cinderella or Anora.
March 3, 2025 at 6:00 AM
I feel like the person who wrote this headline didn’t stick around for the ending of one of either Cinderella or Anora.
Every a day a new low.
February 28, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Every a day a new low.
I understand that Jeff Bezos is a vile, contemptible ghoul, and I don't want him to own or control anything. However, decrying Amazon's control of the Bond franchise as being an artistic calamity is a bit much. "Oh no! The franchise that gave us A View To A Kill and Octopussy is ruined!"
February 26, 2025 at 5:28 PM
I understand that Jeff Bezos is a vile, contemptible ghoul, and I don't want him to own or control anything. However, decrying Amazon's control of the Bond franchise as being an artistic calamity is a bit much. "Oh no! The franchise that gave us A View To A Kill and Octopussy is ruined!"
Cursèd utterance.
February 21, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Cursèd utterance.
I bet Mahomes would trade all of his Super Bowl appearances if he could erase all memory of that horrible touchdown spike.
January 27, 2025 at 3:24 AM
I bet Mahomes would trade all of his Super Bowl appearances if he could erase all memory of that horrible touchdown spike.
Daydream Nation, Remain in Light, it’s time to go to Grandma’s!
On FB I said I'd call my firstborn Superunknown, but I'd also go for "In Times New Roman..." as well, curious what others would have 🤭
January 22, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Daydream Nation, Remain in Light, it’s time to go to Grandma’s!
All vacant head coaching positions in the NFL should have to be filled by the children of former head coaches, whether they are involved in football or not.
January 20, 2025 at 3:59 PM
All vacant head coaching positions in the NFL should have to be filled by the children of former head coaches, whether they are involved in football or not.
I can’t quite get my head around the idea of being “disappointed” in the Village People.
January 20, 2025 at 3:55 PM
I can’t quite get my head around the idea of being “disappointed” in the Village People.
Daydream Nation
Fear of A Black Planet
Loveless
Slanted & Enchanted
Fear of A Black Planet
Loveless
Slanted & Enchanted
1) Cursive - "The Ugly Organ"
2) Thursday - "War All the Time"
3) Blood Brothers - "Crimes"
4) Against Me! - "Reinventing Axl Rose"
2) Thursday - "War All the Time"
3) Blood Brothers - "Crimes"
4) Against Me! - "Reinventing Axl Rose"
December 10, 2024 at 8:20 PM
Daydream Nation
Fear of A Black Planet
Loveless
Slanted & Enchanted
Fear of A Black Planet
Loveless
Slanted & Enchanted
The original version of “Twas The Night Before Christmas” includes a verse where St. Nick uses the bathroom.
December 4, 2024 at 5:08 AM
The original version of “Twas The Night Before Christmas” includes a verse where St. Nick uses the bathroom.
I have never loved anything so much that I wanted to see it in giant misshapen balloon form.
November 28, 2024 at 5:49 PM
I have never loved anything so much that I wanted to see it in giant misshapen balloon form.
If both teams can keep it up this Raptors Pelicans game has a legit shot at being be the worst game of the NBA season.
November 28, 2024 at 1:36 AM
If both teams can keep it up this Raptors Pelicans game has a legit shot at being be the worst game of the NBA season.
- Paperboy
- Dishwasher
- Chuck E. Cheese (literally, I was in the rat suit)
- Tim the Tourism Industries Manitoba Owl
- Box Plant worker
- Barista
- Bartender
- Waiter
- Team builder at corporate events
- Dishwasher
- Chuck E. Cheese (literally, I was in the rat suit)
- Tim the Tourism Industries Manitoba Owl
- Box Plant worker
- Barista
- Bartender
- Waiter
- Team builder at corporate events
Introduce yourself with some jobs you've done apart from what you do now:
busboy
bartender
SAT tutor
actor
producer
playwright
theater teacher
portrait painter
painting/drawing teacher
grant writer/development director
busboy
bartender
SAT tutor
actor
producer
playwright
theater teacher
portrait painter
painting/drawing teacher
grant writer/development director
Introduce yourself with some jobs you've done apart from what you do now:
video store drone
call center manager
qa manager
social media manager
music reviewer
pro wrestling reporter
server
bartender
administrative assistant
accountant assistant
substitute teacher
teacher’s aide
video store drone
call center manager
qa manager
social media manager
music reviewer
pro wrestling reporter
server
bartender
administrative assistant
accountant assistant
substitute teacher
teacher’s aide
November 11, 2024 at 7:13 PM
- Paperboy
- Dishwasher
- Chuck E. Cheese (literally, I was in the rat suit)
- Tim the Tourism Industries Manitoba Owl
- Box Plant worker
- Barista
- Bartender
- Waiter
- Team builder at corporate events
- Dishwasher
- Chuck E. Cheese (literally, I was in the rat suit)
- Tim the Tourism Industries Manitoba Owl
- Box Plant worker
- Barista
- Bartender
- Waiter
- Team builder at corporate events