screamoparrot.bsky.social
@screamoparrot.bsky.social
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looks like its lid up
March 1, 2025 at 6:24 PM
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If I had known this was the official Country Over Party I would've brought more booze.
February 28, 2025 at 9:46 PM
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the mysterious forces at play are only mysterious to you. i can understand them just fine
February 23, 2025 at 6:34 PM
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So patronizing when the dentist patiently explains how to floss. I'm not a baby who doesn't know how to do basic things. I'm a baby who doesn't wanna
February 22, 2025 at 2:05 PM
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I will never "present evidence" in a court proceeding. It's not my job to educate you
February 12, 2025 at 5:31 PM
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What if history just didn't repeat itself, for once?
February 8, 2025 at 5:36 PM
respectfully... how can you bring a baby into this world. lol
February 7, 2025 at 4:53 PM
one of the whitest things about me is that i love meatloaf
February 1, 2025 at 7:27 PM
fighting gen z nonchalance by interacting on social media
January 29, 2025 at 10:17 PM
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The only celebrity drama I follow is Elmo's beef with that rock
January 27, 2025 at 5:22 PM
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Some Butterflies have ears that are located at the base of their wings. Tell them your secrets they won’t be able to tell anyone.
January 27, 2025 at 3:05 PM
getting tattoos as a means of coping with *gestures violently* all of this
January 26, 2025 at 4:21 PM
time to embrace the void
January 25, 2025 at 12:10 AM