@scummy-bear.bsky.social
Smartass, love '60s '80s music, film buff, Star Wars and other nerd shit. Last and definitely least, attempted comedian.
People out here getting all bent out of shape about the word "moist" meanwhile I'm cringing at hearing "yummy".
March 28, 2025 at 5:08 AM
People out here getting all bent out of shape about the word "moist" meanwhile I'm cringing at hearing "yummy".
Them: What radicalized you?
Me: Bringer shows
Me: Bringer shows
March 17, 2025 at 4:45 AM
Them: What radicalized you?
Me: Bringer shows
Me: Bringer shows
I'm a "patriarchy this..." "capitalism that..." type of bitch.
March 12, 2025 at 4:39 AM
I'm a "patriarchy this..." "capitalism that..." type of bitch.
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It goes without saying but it’s important to keep saying it.
So it goes without saying, but let's say it anyway: the concentration of attacks on trans people isn't because trans people are the only people fascists hate (although they absolutely do hate them). It's because they're the people they think non-fascists are least likely to defend.
March 8, 2025 at 6:11 PM
It goes without saying but it’s important to keep saying it.
Coyote Ugly is a ridiculous movie we all somehow took seriously enough back then.
March 7, 2025 at 8:58 AM
Coyote Ugly is a ridiculous movie we all somehow took seriously enough back then.
February 24, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Not me being petty and muting stories so I don’t accidentally give views while speed scrolling—to people who wouldn’t recognize me in person.
February 22, 2025 at 4:47 AM
Not me being petty and muting stories so I don’t accidentally give views while speed scrolling—to people who wouldn’t recognize me in person.
The only thing I don’t like about Valentine’s Day is that the candy isn’t on sale yet. I don’t need a relationship, I need a discount!
February 14, 2025 at 1:54 PM
The only thing I don’t like about Valentine’s Day is that the candy isn’t on sale yet. I don’t need a relationship, I need a discount!
I have an imaginary friend with benefits because even the made-up dudes don't want anything serious.
February 14, 2025 at 1:26 PM
I have an imaginary friend with benefits because even the made-up dudes don't want anything serious.
Nobody listens to me!
February 10, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Nobody listens to me!
If you’re interested in someone, just be direct and polite. No need for games—Just ask them out. But keep in mind, many comics are not in the ‘I’m trying to be hit on’ mode after a performance. Be respectful and give them the opportunity to say yes or no comfortably.
February 5, 2025 at 11:07 AM
If you’re interested in someone, just be direct and polite. No need for games—Just ask them out. But keep in mind, many comics are not in the ‘I’m trying to be hit on’ mode after a performance. Be respectful and give them the opportunity to say yes or no comfortably.
If you're just a few years away from being able to order off the senior menu at Dennys, please stop acting like a fuckboy. Fucksenior don't have the same ring to it.
February 3, 2025 at 11:26 AM
If you're just a few years away from being able to order off the senior menu at Dennys, please stop acting like a fuckboy. Fucksenior don't have the same ring to it.
The only exercise I get is my restless leg syndrome.
January 30, 2025 at 12:17 AM
The only exercise I get is my restless leg syndrome.
Parasite won an Oscar, yet nobody understood it or what? We just like watching this shit as entertaining and not seeing the commentary on real life?
January 27, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Parasite won an Oscar, yet nobody understood it or what? We just like watching this shit as entertaining and not seeing the commentary on real life?
One of the wealthiest men in the world just seig heiled at the presidential inauguration. Even if you think he didn't, there's no way he's on your side. I'm afraid the US is about to become a living nightmare & you're going to yearn for the days you were able to argue with people online.
January 22, 2025 at 11:06 AM
One of the wealthiest men in the world just seig heiled at the presidential inauguration. Even if you think he didn't, there's no way he's on your side. I'm afraid the US is about to become a living nightmare & you're going to yearn for the days you were able to argue with people online.
Was TikTok banned? I can't tell... maybe if I see one more screenshot, it'll finally sink in.
January 19, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Was TikTok banned? I can't tell... maybe if I see one more screenshot, it'll finally sink in.
I don't think it's a coincidence that most of the guys who troll feminist accounts have a baseball cap on in their profile pic.
January 19, 2025 at 2:21 AM
I don't think it's a coincidence that most of the guys who troll feminist accounts have a baseball cap on in their profile pic.
January 18, 2025 at 1:33 PM
I was explaining what an earthquake was like and noticed that they can feel like they're going on for a long time when they may only be a few mins at most. Kind of like bombing on stage for a few mins.
January 18, 2025 at 1:31 PM
I was explaining what an earthquake was like and noticed that they can feel like they're going on for a long time when they may only be a few mins at most. Kind of like bombing on stage for a few mins.
Please protect Werner Herzog at all costs!
January 17, 2025 at 9:54 AM
Please protect Werner Herzog at all costs!
Twitter is basically just a diary for me at this point. Except nobody reads it, and it's easier to search through my thoughts.
January 17, 2025 at 9:49 AM
Twitter is basically just a diary for me at this point. Except nobody reads it, and it's easier to search through my thoughts.
Nothing says the fires are getting contained, like seeing comedy flyers on my feed again.
January 17, 2025 at 6:15 AM
Nothing says the fires are getting contained, like seeing comedy flyers on my feed again.