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Offbrand Ken From B*rbie
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Minneapolis. Your friendly local goth cowboy, now shitposting in the classic Twitter flavor and a brand new bluesky flavor
Ive got a bottle of strawberry jinro and this shit kinda slays
December 3, 2025 at 11:40 PM
tbf nowadays every "gal I made out with" is a "gal I made out with years ago" so this ones a double whammy lmao
December 3, 2025 at 11:03 PM
So many people are just... so... fucking......... stupid??????! on there???? All the time?????
December 3, 2025 at 10:57 PM
tbf the victims of my dunking were, in chronological order:
-dumbass neoliberal falling for fascism
-actual bot
-idiot
-Mormon tradwife
-fascist

All rather deserved
December 3, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Instead of speaking up I just silently calculated our efficiency loss due to the two bottlenecks we created by having everyone individually do the same actions (approximately 20 extra minutes) because I am a very sane and normal person lmao
December 3, 2025 at 8:27 PM
God, fucking of course youre an AI bro.
You people ruined the movement. Youve costed so many lives by discrediting us as a whole and should be ashamed.
November 26, 2025 at 9:14 PM
I'm moreso mad about you giving all other EAs a bad name by being a shitty one who can't think through consequences of your position.
November 26, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Honestly wouldve been a better main theme than the original
November 26, 2025 at 6:21 PM
I'm definitely a "THE SHOW NEVER WOULDVE BEEN CANCELLED IF THEY JUST USED ARCHERS THEME AS THE MAIN THEME" enjoyer but this still has me deeply intrigued
November 26, 2025 at 6:19 PM
I used to be so much happier than this, dude
November 26, 2025 at 9:48 AM