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Madame Owatabi Chai Yum
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Enemy of the state of Trumpistan.
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It's not hip to be a fascist.
December 26, 2025 at 5:20 PM
And they're all gone now. Annette died Christmas Eve.
We are down to one Dionne quintuplet. News of the death of Cecile earlier this week just breaking. Cecile was, and Annette is, 91.
December 27, 2025 at 4:37 AM
Christmas Steve.
December 26, 2025 at 4:43 AM
Tired: He went to Jared.
Wired: He went to Ghirardelli.
December 26, 2025 at 4:12 AM
For those who want the Big Beautiful Obit today, NO YOU DO NOT. He’ll just tell the first person he meets to change the name of the holiday to The Donald J. Trump and Jesus H. Christmas.
December 25, 2025 at 5:59 PM
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🎅🏼
December 25, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Sciatica scucks.
December 22, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Lately I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I was called smart as a child was a conspiracy by Big Grownup to keep me compliant.
December 19, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Someone on my Nextdoor feed is posting about a "Tempted Theft Alert!"😂
December 19, 2025 at 4:35 AM
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I think Redneck Republicans are about to find out!
December 17, 2025 at 9:10 PM
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December 15, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Anthony “Luke” Geary and Mike White (ex-Raiders coach) are the CS Lewis and Aldous Huxley to Rob Reiner’s JFK.
December 15, 2025 at 5:23 PM
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No! The point is that cruelty doesn't matter. They are entirely indifferent to it. They don't think about it, and they don't care if you do. They want you to know that whatever you think or feel about them and their actions, it doesn't matter. Their goals are more important than decency or humanity
December 14, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Every year someone learns the Santa Claus Mommy is kissing is Daddy. This year it’s my husband.
December 14, 2025 at 6:28 PM
The curly-hair routine ads hit my social media full force last night and they tempt me, although I gave up on beauty culture and coaxing curls out two years ago.
December 13, 2025 at 11:16 PM
First Christmas as a husband.
December 11, 2025 at 4:17 PM
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The “diversity” complaint is drawing a lot of laughter here, but the fact is that Calibri is a more accessible font for people with visual impairments, for example, than Times New Roman.

So yes, it’s a silly and pointless decision, but it’s also shitty for the sake of being shitty.
Marco Rubio ordered diplomats to return to using Times New Roman font in official communications, calling his predecessor's decision to adopt Calibri a “wasteful” diversity move
Rubio Stages Font Coup: Times New Roman Ousts Calibri
The secretary of state called it a "wasteful" diversity move, according to an internal department cable seen by Reuters.
www.huffpost.com
December 10, 2025 at 3:14 AM
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The Cow Tools and Hellmo meme templates also work as paper snowflakes! I used copy paper, scissors, and a hole punch. #papercraft #snowflake #cowtools #hellmo #elmo #paperart #comic
December 8, 2025 at 10:52 PM
If I didn't have a bladder (or a job), I wouldn't leave the bed.
December 8, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Fox needs to add Remember Monday’s “What the Hell Just Happened?” to its bumper music rotation. #CINvsBUF
December 7, 2025 at 8:59 PM
December 7, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Husband watching the college football playoff selection show. I forget, is the CFB Peace Prize going to Lou Holtz or Lee Corso?
December 7, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Temperatures high and low are in the 40s. The floor is SO not lava.
December 7, 2025 at 12:39 AM
So Israel stays in Eurovision. Fine. Enough with the dreary hope ballads, then. Let's see the government rig the results this time behind Michael Ben David.
December 4, 2025 at 7:23 PM
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It's a bit surprising that Pete Hegseth asked for two shots when he usually asks for four or five.
December 4, 2025 at 4:39 PM