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sealsurprise.bsky.social
@sealsurprise.bsky.social
Aspiring cryptid

i'm doing my best
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it’s stupid to not use ai just because it can induce psychosis and generate child porn. it’s like saying you’re hungry when there’s a hot dog on the ground outside that induces psychosis and generates child porn
January 2, 2026 at 4:10 PM
I found this cute lil snake under a rock in my garden 🐍
April 17, 2025 at 10:08 PM
How am I supposed to go to work when there's a needy cat at home completely DESPERATE for cuddles
April 15, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Oh y'know just making friends with my roommate's cat while they're away nbd
March 15, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Aw hell yeah 🎷🎷🎷
Really enjoying this classic Sesame Street segment, two minutes of freestyle jazz riffing on saxophone factory footage
March 14, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Who taught the Chicken Run chickens how to read anyways
March 5, 2025 at 4:33 AM
Snow days are for bread making
February 19, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Oh thank goodness
The enormous bear is here xox
February 19, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Deal 🤝
Red bear grants to 3 wishes. You can only wish for cheese xox
February 12, 2025 at 7:32 PM
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Ladies do NOT date a man who says he'll treat you like a queen he WILL declare himself head of the Church and behead you for not producing a male heir
February 10, 2025 at 10:55 PM
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Josh Johnson also has a really good standup bit that covers some of the history Todd didn't cover! (plus he's funny af)
February 10, 2025 at 8:38 PM
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The leopards are absolutely stuffed. Just gorged out of their minds on all the delicious faces, food coma imminent, napping leopards soon to be everywhere
February 4, 2025 at 10:08 PM
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Every single one of them deserves PRISON.
February 4, 2025 at 6:20 PM
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Have a nice day. This is a threat. Xox
January 10, 2025 at 2:14 PM
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February 1, 2025 at 6:08 AM
I would love for there to be an option somewhere to hide the ai slop that keeps popping up. It's ugly, I don't wanna look at it 😖
February 1, 2025 at 1:20 AM
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Very good advice to find after a day of doomscrolling
January 31, 2025 at 9:40 PM
I've been cultivating moments of peace where I can. Here's 20 seconds of a little waterfall in Duke Gardens.
January 30, 2025 at 9:07 PM
New trend in 2025:

Touching grass is out

Touching moss is in
January 30, 2025 at 8:35 PM
That arched tree absolutely felt like a portal. Plus I found some cool shelf mushrooms
January 27, 2025 at 11:45 PM
I went on a lovely walk today, here's some pics from the end of it. I think it's neat that you can see where the rail ties used to be before it was made to be a walking path.
January 27, 2025 at 11:43 PM
New glasses got me serving anime protagonist
January 25, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Big tiddy mushroom gf
miss shroom all dressed up for the forest floor ball ✨ #🍄📸 #fungi #fungifriends
January 25, 2025 at 11:53 PM