Sean Kelly
@seankelly.biz
NASA reject ⎸ Python hacker ⎸ science fiction and science fact ⎸ /ʃɔːn/ /ˈkɛli/ ⎸ Also jokes
I generally like everything Bethesda makes (yes, even Starfield) but “Far Harbor” was absolutely miserable
By the time I got to this stupid quest, I decided I didn’t need to know the ending anymore
By the time I got to this stupid quest, I decided I didn’t need to know the ending anymore
December 26, 2025 at 12:15 AM
I generally like everything Bethesda makes (yes, even Starfield) but “Far Harbor” was absolutely miserable
By the time I got to this stupid quest, I decided I didn’t need to know the ending anymore
By the time I got to this stupid quest, I decided I didn’t need to know the ending anymore
[putting up xmas lights]
NEIGHBOR: You better bring those down in 30 days
ME: I will when you bring in your ugly gnome
NEIGHBOR: That's my wife!
NEIGHBOR: You better bring those down in 30 days
ME: I will when you bring in your ugly gnome
NEIGHBOR: That's my wife!
December 25, 2025 at 4:47 PM
[putting up xmas lights]
NEIGHBOR: You better bring those down in 30 days
ME: I will when you bring in your ugly gnome
NEIGHBOR: That's my wife!
NEIGHBOR: You better bring those down in 30 days
ME: I will when you bring in your ugly gnome
NEIGHBOR: That's my wife!
Just so we're clear, the Grinch never really hated Xmas
He hated people—which is fair
He hated people—which is fair
December 24, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Just so we're clear, the Grinch never really hated Xmas
He hated people—which is fair
He hated people—which is fair
The more I think about, the more I'm convinced New Mexico Tech in the 1990s was just an Emacs indoctrination center
December 21, 2025 at 3:34 PM
The more I think about, the more I'm convinced New Mexico Tech in the 1990s was just an Emacs indoctrination center
Sorry, Fancy Ketchup: tonight is a sweatpants and nuggets situation
December 21, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Sorry, Fancy Ketchup: tonight is a sweatpants and nuggets situation
"Honestly, I didn't want to be polite in front of the minorities anymore. I just didn't think he'd also set the world on fire."
— MAGA realization
— MAGA realization
December 20, 2025 at 12:51 AM
"Honestly, I didn't want to be polite in front of the minorities anymore. I just didn't think he'd also set the world on fire."
— MAGA realization
— MAGA realization
Reposted by Sean Kelly
Terrifying headline if you don’t realize they are sports teams.
December 19, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Terrifying headline if you don’t realize they are sports teams.
@dadsaysjokes.com wish you’d come back to Blue Sky 😢
December 15, 2025 at 10:26 PM
@dadsaysjokes.com wish you’d come back to Blue Sky 😢
Never figured out what the Knights in White sat in
I’m guessing brown
I’m guessing brown
December 14, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Never figured out what the Knights in White sat in
I’m guessing brown
I’m guessing brown
Reposted by Sean Kelly
Christmas night: "But Santa, you've hardly touched your Zardoz cookies."
December 14, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Christmas night: "But Santa, you've hardly touched your Zardoz cookies."
Anyone get MobileMe working?
I'm trying to get to the activation URL but I keep getting a 301 redirect to iCloud 🤷
I'm trying to get to the activation URL but I keep getting a 301 redirect to iCloud 🤷
December 14, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Anyone get MobileMe working?
I'm trying to get to the activation URL but I keep getting a 301 redirect to iCloud 🤷
I'm trying to get to the activation URL but I keep getting a 301 redirect to iCloud 🤷
Joked in January that Trump regime would target accessibility as being "woke"
Not a joke:
• Rubio bans Calibri for being DEI-A ("accessible")
• Trump boots sign language interpreters as they make him look weak
What's next?
• Nix wheelchair ramps?
• Ban subtitles?
• White-on-white websites?
Not a joke:
• Rubio bans Calibri for being DEI-A ("accessible")
• Trump boots sign language interpreters as they make him look weak
What's next?
• Nix wheelchair ramps?
• Ban subtitles?
• White-on-white websites?
December 14, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Joked in January that Trump regime would target accessibility as being "woke"
Not a joke:
• Rubio bans Calibri for being DEI-A ("accessible")
• Trump boots sign language interpreters as they make him look weak
What's next?
• Nix wheelchair ramps?
• Ban subtitles?
• White-on-white websites?
Not a joke:
• Rubio bans Calibri for being DEI-A ("accessible")
• Trump boots sign language interpreters as they make him look weak
What's next?
• Nix wheelchair ramps?
• Ban subtitles?
• White-on-white websites?
Reposted by Sean Kelly
Someone threw a beer at Trump at one of his rallies. It’s okay; it was draft beer, so...
He dodged it.
He dodged it.
December 13, 2025 at 12:31 PM
Someone threw a beer at Trump at one of his rallies. It’s okay; it was draft beer, so...
He dodged it.
He dodged it.
DENTIST: Have you been brushing twice a day?
ME: [with stunningly immaculate hair] Pfft. More like five times!
ME: [with stunningly immaculate hair] Pfft. More like five times!
December 13, 2025 at 5:03 PM
DENTIST: Have you been brushing twice a day?
ME: [with stunningly immaculate hair] Pfft. More like five times!
ME: [with stunningly immaculate hair] Pfft. More like five times!
Holy moly it’s iWeb and the video still works www.apple.com/welcomescree...
Welcome to iWeb
www.apple.com
December 11, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Holy moly it’s iWeb and the video still works www.apple.com/welcomescree...
ME: buys a 20-pack of clementines
ME: throws out 1 moldy one per day
ME: eats the lone survivor on day 20
ME: vows to just buy navel oranges from now on
ME: throws out 1 moldy one per day
ME: eats the lone survivor on day 20
ME: vows to just buy navel oranges from now on
December 9, 2025 at 5:06 PM
ME: buys a 20-pack of clementines
ME: throws out 1 moldy one per day
ME: eats the lone survivor on day 20
ME: vows to just buy navel oranges from now on
ME: throws out 1 moldy one per day
ME: eats the lone survivor on day 20
ME: vows to just buy navel oranges from now on
I see dead people
Although according to the charges, the law calls it "necrophilia"
Although according to the charges, the law calls it "necrophilia"
December 9, 2025 at 1:14 AM
I see dead people
Although according to the charges, the law calls it "necrophilia"
Although according to the charges, the law calls it "necrophilia"
[pours wine]
[sprinkles rose petals]
[dims lights]
[puts on Barry White]
[lights candles]
[burns incense]
[arranges scented oils]
[opens incognito browser window]
[sprinkles rose petals]
[dims lights]
[puts on Barry White]
[lights candles]
[burns incense]
[arranges scented oils]
[opens incognito browser window]
December 9, 2025 at 1:02 AM
[pours wine]
[sprinkles rose petals]
[dims lights]
[puts on Barry White]
[lights candles]
[burns incense]
[arranges scented oils]
[opens incognito browser window]
[sprinkles rose petals]
[dims lights]
[puts on Barry White]
[lights candles]
[burns incense]
[arranges scented oils]
[opens incognito browser window]
Rumi quotes are great, sure, but to give credit use — not ~
December 8, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Rumi quotes are great, sure, but to give credit use — not ~
Blacklight flashlights are used to detect scorpions!
December 7, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Blacklight flashlights are used to detect scorpions!
Change “popular” to “poplar” and you get a bonus pun!
Why can't the lonely evergreen stop thinking about high school? It's still pining to be one of the popular kids.
December 7, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Change “popular” to “poplar” and you get a bonus pun!
Reposted by Sean Kelly
#booksky
#launch
We're getting really close to the publication of DESTINY - the first book in the Auditor series, a galaxy spanning exploration of agency, choice, adaptation, acceptance, and reconciliation.
This relationship driven science fiction thriller shows the power of partnership & agency
#launch
We're getting really close to the publication of DESTINY - the first book in the Auditor series, a galaxy spanning exploration of agency, choice, adaptation, acceptance, and reconciliation.
This relationship driven science fiction thriller shows the power of partnership & agency
December 6, 2025 at 3:03 AM