🚨 Jimmy Carter now eligible for congressional leadership position

The raccoon who wants to use me to open a store in Animal Crossing: vile, capitalist, opportunistic scum

The raccoon who wants to use me to open a store in Stardew Valley: precious, entrepreneur, local business family I would die for

dude i might have bad road rage or something BUT IF UR GONNA CUT SOMEONE OFF/PULL OUT IN FRONT OF THEM SPEED UP!!!!!!! don’t go slow as dog dick and make me slam on my breaks stupid mfs istg

A mom just came in SO EXCITED to find a map store bc her son would LOVE it.
She tries to be coy. "My son is... Really into maps. Real special kid."

I'm like, ma'am, this is a map store. Half my customers are on the spectrum. I have a trains and transit section. You're among friends.

Now, we get to ‘Vixen.’ ‘vixen’ is a noun and has 3 senses.

1. a female fox
2. a shrewish, ill-tempered woman
3. a sexually attractive woman

Ummm, what’s going on here, Santa?

I was unaware how addicting Stardew Valley is 😬

Just a reminder that there’s an app available for your TV called PBS RETRO where you can watch all sorts of wonderful old pbs shows like Mr. Rogers and Reading Rainbow, you know, in case you might need that sort of energy right now

ICYMI: I talked to Ajay Mitchell and his college coach about his impact this season;

www.si.com/nba/thunder/...

#thunderup 😤🏀

I’m a firm believer in the two party system:

-Party
-Afterparty

Good night.

open world games taught me that I’d rather pick flowers for 80 hours than finish anything important.

New person intro I guess…:
🤪

-OKC Thunder Fan 🏀 ⚡️
-Engineer ✈️
-OKC Metro resident
-Random/ADHD
-Traveler
-Golf ⛳️
-OKC Thunder fan ⛈️🏀
-Random other things

#okcthunder
#intro
#bluesky
#promosky
Do we even still use hashtags lol? Idk