@seanmcdhorror.bsky.social
Author of Not Another 80s Horror Novel and other books.
…So, Vecna wants to take everyone to Blisstonia?
#strangerthings
#strangerthings
December 31, 2025 at 2:35 AM
…So, Vecna wants to take everyone to Blisstonia?
#strangerthings
#strangerthings
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Let's make 2026 the year we resolved to make truth important again
December 30, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Let's make 2026 the year we resolved to make truth important again
Hopper telling Joy she did nothing wrong while Will is comatose is some peak boomer parent shit.
#strangerthings
#strangerthings
December 30, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Hopper telling Joy she did nothing wrong while Will is comatose is some peak boomer parent shit.
#strangerthings
#strangerthings
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Quick Godzilla v Space Godzilla painting to pass the time.
December 28, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Quick Godzilla v Space Godzilla painting to pass the time.
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Guillermo del Toro: "I've taken some liberties in adapting the Mary Shelly novel, I hope everyone understands."
Ishiro Honda: "Frankenstein the deathless will fight a burrowing dinosaur with a glowing horn and radiation breath, signifying mankind will never understand the monsters we create."
Ishiro Honda: "Frankenstein the deathless will fight a burrowing dinosaur with a glowing horn and radiation breath, signifying mankind will never understand the monsters we create."
December 28, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Guillermo del Toro: "I've taken some liberties in adapting the Mary Shelly novel, I hope everyone understands."
Ishiro Honda: "Frankenstein the deathless will fight a burrowing dinosaur with a glowing horn and radiation breath, signifying mankind will never understand the monsters we create."
Ishiro Honda: "Frankenstein the deathless will fight a burrowing dinosaur with a glowing horn and radiation breath, signifying mankind will never understand the monsters we create."
“Hey, Frank. I’m about to file the paperwork for our body warmer manufacturing company. What do you think we oughta call ourselves?”
“Jesus Lou. How should I know? Now quit botherin’ me. I’m right in the middle of my daily Internet search for Mila Kunis, Sabrina Carpenter, and Kevin Hart.”
“Hmmm.”
“Jesus Lou. How should I know? Now quit botherin’ me. I’m right in the middle of my daily Internet search for Mila Kunis, Sabrina Carpenter, and Kevin Hart.”
“Hmmm.”
December 26, 2025 at 4:57 PM
“Hey, Frank. I’m about to file the paperwork for our body warmer manufacturing company. What do you think we oughta call ourselves?”
“Jesus Lou. How should I know? Now quit botherin’ me. I’m right in the middle of my daily Internet search for Mila Kunis, Sabrina Carpenter, and Kevin Hart.”
“Hmmm.”
“Jesus Lou. How should I know? Now quit botherin’ me. I’m right in the middle of my daily Internet search for Mila Kunis, Sabrina Carpenter, and Kevin Hart.”
“Hmmm.”
You know, Im watching the Christine adaptation. I’m personally not a huge John Carpenter fan (no disrespect, we just don’t vibe), but he absolutely kills it visually with this one.
Story’s too rushed though.
Story’s too rushed though.
December 26, 2025 at 2:59 AM
You know, Im watching the Christine adaptation. I’m personally not a huge John Carpenter fan (no disrespect, we just don’t vibe), but he absolutely kills it visually with this one.
Story’s too rushed though.
Story’s too rushed though.
I think there’s a real market for 90s style low budgets action movies with fight scenes without CG, explosions, and explicitly woke plots.
Here’s the pitches I have so far.
Here’s the pitches I have so far.
December 24, 2025 at 3:05 PM
I think there’s a real market for 90s style low budgets action movies with fight scenes without CG, explosions, and explicitly woke plots.
Here’s the pitches I have so far.
Here’s the pitches I have so far.
Listen, there are a million ways Erika Kirk and the entire TPUSA grift are appalling and damaging to society.
But let’s be honest, all the pyrotechnics are pretty awesome. I’m not gonna sit here and pretend I don’t want my widow to a sparkler walkout.
But let’s be honest, all the pyrotechnics are pretty awesome. I’m not gonna sit here and pretend I don’t want my widow to a sparkler walkout.
December 24, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Listen, there are a million ways Erika Kirk and the entire TPUSA grift are appalling and damaging to society.
But let’s be honest, all the pyrotechnics are pretty awesome. I’m not gonna sit here and pretend I don’t want my widow to a sparkler walkout.
But let’s be honest, all the pyrotechnics are pretty awesome. I’m not gonna sit here and pretend I don’t want my widow to a sparkler walkout.
If you’re watching this #anthonyjoshua fight, you’re basically watching a fight in an Applebees parking lot between a D1 college athlete and some dipshit rich kid who ran his mouth too much and got into a fight he doesn’t wanna be in.
December 20, 2025 at 4:48 AM
If you’re watching this #anthonyjoshua fight, you’re basically watching a fight in an Applebees parking lot between a D1 college athlete and some dipshit rich kid who ran his mouth too much and got into a fight he doesn’t wanna be in.
Not gonna lie, kinda love that Welcome to Derry was really like, “…What if we just fucking shot #Pennywise?”
December 20, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Not gonna lie, kinda love that Welcome to Derry was really like, “…What if we just fucking shot #Pennywise?”
So apparently Tubi has all of the Ultraman series.
The danger of me falling into an Ultraman rabbit hole is very real…
The danger of me falling into an Ultraman rabbit hole is very real…
December 19, 2025 at 12:11 AM
So apparently Tubi has all of the Ultraman series.
The danger of me falling into an Ultraman rabbit hole is very real…
The danger of me falling into an Ultraman rabbit hole is very real…
A sex party, but the only people invited are the ones who understand the, “I swear to God, I will make 800 feet,” tattoo inscribed just above my crotch,
December 15, 2025 at 1:59 AM
A sex party, but the only people invited are the ones who understand the, “I swear to God, I will make 800 feet,” tattoo inscribed just above my crotch,
The year still has time for one more @stephenking.bsky.social adaptation…
CHRISTINE 2025!
#stephenking
CHRISTINE 2025!
#stephenking
December 11, 2025 at 10:49 PM
The year still has time for one more @stephenking.bsky.social adaptation…
CHRISTINE 2025!
#stephenking
CHRISTINE 2025!
#stephenking
Movie theatres forever.
December 8, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Movie theatres forever.
In my youth as a PA I did a low budget movie with a bee attack scene. The art director assumed that the bees would be CG, but the director wanted real prop bees.
This was not in the budget or planned, so I got to watch an actor try to convincingly appear tormented by painted raisins on strings.
This was not in the budget or planned, so I got to watch an actor try to convincingly appear tormented by painted raisins on strings.
Movie Producer: wait a minute…these are just wasps painted like bees!
Cut rate Bee Guy: heya they’re just as good come on now
Cut rate Bee Guy: heya they’re just as good come on now
December 6, 2025 at 12:27 PM
In my youth as a PA I did a low budget movie with a bee attack scene. The art director assumed that the bees would be CG, but the director wanted real prop bees.
This was not in the budget or planned, so I got to watch an actor try to convincingly appear tormented by painted raisins on strings.
This was not in the budget or planned, so I got to watch an actor try to convincingly appear tormented by painted raisins on strings.
A Lyft discount notification is literally just, “Hey… wanna go out and get hammered?”
December 5, 2025 at 3:47 PM
A Lyft discount notification is literally just, “Hey… wanna go out and get hammered?”
December 3, 2025 at 8:18 PM
This doesn’t apply to, “Not Another 80s Horror Novel,” all the chaos and cleavage you can fit into a mass market paperback for $13.97!
bookshop.org/p/books/not-...
bookshop.org/p/books/not-...
November 26, 2025 at 10:05 AM
This doesn’t apply to, “Not Another 80s Horror Novel,” all the chaos and cleavage you can fit into a mass market paperback for $13.97!
bookshop.org/p/books/not-...
bookshop.org/p/books/not-...
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I will forever be mad that mass market paperbacks don’t really exist anymore & if they do, they’re hideously expensive.
November 26, 2025 at 3:10 AM
I will forever be mad that mass market paperbacks don’t really exist anymore & if they do, they’re hideously expensive.
What’s fascinating to me is how well those movies consistently do despite not really being standard blockbuster material.
They’re thick, grim, downer scifi movies that don’t water down their heavy themes but… fuck it, people just wanna see Apes pop off.
They’re thick, grim, downer scifi movies that don’t water down their heavy themes but… fuck it, people just wanna see Apes pop off.
anyway the only film franchise i actually care about these days is THE PLANET OF THE APES (which i did write a column about)
November 25, 2025 at 1:06 AM
What’s fascinating to me is how well those movies consistently do despite not really being standard blockbuster material.
They’re thick, grim, downer scifi movies that don’t water down their heavy themes but… fuck it, people just wanna see Apes pop off.
They’re thick, grim, downer scifi movies that don’t water down their heavy themes but… fuck it, people just wanna see Apes pop off.
Anybody not wearing two million sunblock is gonna have a real bad day, Charlie Brown.
"One thing about living with Charlie Brown I never could stomach—all the damn vampires."
“And I'm the tyranny of evil men. But I'm tryin', Charlie Brown. I'm tryin' real hard to be the shepherd.”
November 24, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Anybody not wearing two million sunblock is gonna have a real bad day, Charlie Brown.
I’m just starting #welcometoderry. I’ll know feelings on this show are mixed, but this title sequence freaking rules, right?
November 21, 2025 at 1:13 AM
I’m just starting #welcometoderry. I’ll know feelings on this show are mixed, but this title sequence freaking rules, right?
“Hey, Faye. Dont take this the wrong way, but are you an AI?”
I just called a repair vendor I’ve done business with before. I was put on the line with “Faye.” An AI voice just close enough to be human but wrong enough to be deeply fucking creepy, and still not as effective as talking to a person.
I just called a repair vendor I’ve done business with before. I was put on the line with “Faye.” An AI voice just close enough to be human but wrong enough to be deeply fucking creepy, and still not as effective as talking to a person.
November 20, 2025 at 1:32 PM
“Hey, Faye. Dont take this the wrong way, but are you an AI?”
I just called a repair vendor I’ve done business with before. I was put on the line with “Faye.” An AI voice just close enough to be human but wrong enough to be deeply fucking creepy, and still not as effective as talking to a person.
I just called a repair vendor I’ve done business with before. I was put on the line with “Faye.” An AI voice just close enough to be human but wrong enough to be deeply fucking creepy, and still not as effective as talking to a person.