The Iron Man movie trilogy is relatable because it’s about a guy trying to find the right charger for his devices.
April 16, 2025 at 9:04 PM
The Iron Man movie trilogy is relatable because it’s about a guy trying to find the right charger for his devices.
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you gotta burn your Alexa's folks
Amazon is killing its “Do Not Send Voice Recordings” privacy feature on March 28 as the company aims to bolster Alexa+, its new subscription assistant.
Everything You Say to Your Echo Will Soon Be Sent to Amazon, and You Can’t Opt Out
Amazon is killing its “Do Not Send Voice Recordings” privacy feature on March 28 as the company aims to bolster Alexa+, its new subscription assistant.
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March 17, 2025 at 8:24 PM
you gotta burn your Alexa's folks
I contend that if there was still a heathy standup comedian-to-family sitcom star pipeline, society would be in a better place.
March 12, 2025 at 9:52 PM
I contend that if there was still a heathy standup comedian-to-family sitcom star pipeline, society would be in a better place.
Celebrities are pregnant for three years but their children become adults in five.
February 27, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Celebrities are pregnant for three years but their children become adults in five.
They say they want someone with experience in Werewolf Romance, but nobody tells you how to GET experience in Werewolf Romance! #Catch22 #LinkedOUT #OpenToWork #WerewolfRomanceStaffingBoost
February 18, 2025 at 12:59 AM
They say they want someone with experience in Werewolf Romance, but nobody tells you how to GET experience in Werewolf Romance! #Catch22 #LinkedOUT #OpenToWork #WerewolfRomanceStaffingBoost
Doobie Brothers > Meth Pipe Sisters
February 6, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Doobie Brothers > Meth Pipe Sisters
Overheard a Costco employee say “it’s amazing how calm it gets after the egg rush.”
February 6, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Overheard a Costco employee say “it’s amazing how calm it gets after the egg rush.”
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Hey, you know what? It just occurred to me that Sebastian Stan has actually played TWO New Yorkers turned Russian agents.
February 3, 2025 at 4:49 AM
Hey, you know what? It just occurred to me that Sebastian Stan has actually played TWO New Yorkers turned Russian agents.
The Chinese could invade Taiwan tomorrow and President Hot Take would be more vocal about an insult directed his way in a Teen Vogue Sabrina Caprenter profile.
January 30, 2025 at 3:51 PM
The Chinese could invade Taiwan tomorrow and President Hot Take would be more vocal about an insult directed his way in a Teen Vogue Sabrina Caprenter profile.
Remember how over the last four years some days would go by without you having to hear anything Joe Biden said, and now we’re back with President Hot Take who just won’t shut the fuck up?
January 30, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Remember how over the last four years some days would go by without you having to hear anything Joe Biden said, and now we’re back with President Hot Take who just won’t shut the fuck up?
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All I can really say at this point is if everyone isn't watching how trans people have lost basic rights and protections on a scale that hasn't been seen in decades in the span of 72 hours and realizing that even if you aren't trans there's nothing stopping it from happening to you, you're a fool
January 30, 2025 at 12:01 AM
All I can really say at this point is if everyone isn't watching how trans people have lost basic rights and protections on a scale that hasn't been seen in decades in the span of 72 hours and realizing that even if you aren't trans there's nothing stopping it from happening to you, you're a fool
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every band I liked 20 years ago on reunion tour
January 29, 2025 at 8:19 PM
every band I liked 20 years ago on reunion tour
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America’s shitty stepfather has moved back in.
January 20, 2025 at 5:17 PM
America’s shitty stepfather has moved back in.
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Ok, enough joking around. Let’s get back on the timeline where Elon Musk is just some cringe rich guy Funny Or Die refuses to take a meeting with.*
*I think my NDA allows me to post this. But if not, OOPS SORRY DEFUNCT MEDIA COMPANY!
*I think my NDA allows me to post this. But if not, OOPS SORRY DEFUNCT MEDIA COMPANY!
December 20, 2024 at 4:57 PM
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I feel that examples of Knuckleheads-to-Chill Guy should be studied and celebrated. Besides The Beastie Boys and Jimmy Kimmel, who else is there?
November 28, 2024 at 8:15 PM
I feel that examples of Knuckleheads-to-Chill Guy should be studied and celebrated. Besides The Beastie Boys and Jimmy Kimmel, who else is there?
The new iPhone update is such a disappointing failure I wouldn’t be surprised if David Plouffe @dplouffe.bsky.social was an advisor on it.
November 28, 2024 at 1:45 PM
The new iPhone update is such a disappointing failure I wouldn’t be surprised if David Plouffe @dplouffe.bsky.social was an advisor on it.
Wicked was an enjoyable movie, except for how much they said “shiz.”
November 25, 2024 at 5:05 AM
Wicked was an enjoyable movie, except for how much they said “shiz.”
I know we don’t have a say in the matter, but I hope that whatever pandemic the incoming Trump administration incompetently lets spread, is one where I can make use of my 2020-era hand sanitizer backstock.
November 17, 2024 at 9:49 PM
I know we don’t have a say in the matter, but I hope that whatever pandemic the incoming Trump administration incompetently lets spread, is one where I can make use of my 2020-era hand sanitizer backstock.
Savage burn over on Twitter:
November 16, 2024 at 10:58 PM
Savage burn over on Twitter:
Blew our kid’s mind today by telling them when we were kids nobody drank water.
November 11, 2024 at 5:52 AM
Blew our kid’s mind today by telling them when we were kids nobody drank water.
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