Riley
@seapupper.bsky.social
Semi-local Seal man seen gallumping ominously down sidewalks that were not previously there but gone once the slapping sounds ceased. Stay tuned for the 69 clock news
31 they/them
31 they/them
The green cone sitting on my counter in a container is slowly turning brown. I have sandy soil, wood ash and a dyi greenhouse to start making seeds grow
January 20, 2026 at 12:38 AM
The green cone sitting on my counter in a container is slowly turning brown. I have sandy soil, wood ash and a dyi greenhouse to start making seeds grow
I wanna go to the rock show and look at rocks. I wanna go to a museum. I want the studio tour of Universal to scare me with the earthquake flood sequence
January 19, 2026 at 10:35 PM
I wanna go to the rock show and look at rocks. I wanna go to a museum. I want the studio tour of Universal to scare me with the earthquake flood sequence
Anyway time to re read the tragedy of Antigone again
January 19, 2026 at 10:34 PM
Anyway time to re read the tragedy of Antigone again
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Since his socialist ideology was written out of the history books.. In his own words:
"If America does not use her vast resources of wealth to end poverty and make it possible for all of God’s children to have the basic necessities of life, she too will go to hell."
Happy MLK Day.
"If America does not use her vast resources of wealth to end poverty and make it possible for all of God’s children to have the basic necessities of life, she too will go to hell."
Happy MLK Day.
January 19, 2026 at 2:55 PM
Since his socialist ideology was written out of the history books.. In his own words:
"If America does not use her vast resources of wealth to end poverty and make it possible for all of God’s children to have the basic necessities of life, she too will go to hell."
Happy MLK Day.
"If America does not use her vast resources of wealth to end poverty and make it possible for all of God’s children to have the basic necessities of life, she too will go to hell."
Happy MLK Day.
I read a book and can now excitedly explain the different events that fed the fire that was the greek invasion of troy.
January 18, 2026 at 11:00 PM
I read a book and can now excitedly explain the different events that fed the fire that was the greek invasion of troy.
Me today, for no reason while staring at the saplings dying of root rot in the greenhouse of the museum: I wonder if you can grow these bitches from clippings?
The internet: baby idk, maybe.
Me: inchresting 🤔
The internet: baby idk, maybe.
Me: inchresting 🤔
January 12, 2026 at 10:26 PM
Me today, for no reason while staring at the saplings dying of root rot in the greenhouse of the museum: I wonder if you can grow these bitches from clippings?
The internet: baby idk, maybe.
Me: inchresting 🤔
The internet: baby idk, maybe.
Me: inchresting 🤔
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The Hiveworks Artist Guild has released a public statement alleging years of labor abuses, financial mismanagement, and misconduct at Hiveworks at the hands of Xellette “Xel” Velamist and Isabelle “Isa” Melançon. Read their full statement at:
cartoonist.coop/hiveworks-gu...
cartoonist.coop/hiveworks-gu...
January 12, 2026 at 3:19 PM
The Hiveworks Artist Guild has released a public statement alleging years of labor abuses, financial mismanagement, and misconduct at Hiveworks at the hands of Xellette “Xel” Velamist and Isabelle “Isa” Melançon. Read their full statement at:
cartoonist.coop/hiveworks-gu...
cartoonist.coop/hiveworks-gu...
Marked survivor of this year's evaluation
January 12, 2026 at 12:40 AM
Marked survivor of this year's evaluation
Howling loudly in the store because my yearly eval is today and management hasn't appeared to rip off the bandaid yet
January 11, 2026 at 9:08 PM
Howling loudly in the store because my yearly eval is today and management hasn't appeared to rip off the bandaid yet
Well this is my life now
January 6, 2026 at 9:08 PM
Well this is my life now
[Rubbing a decal on my car using an anti-depressant bottle]
My mental health is stellar ✨️
My mental health is stellar ✨️
January 3, 2026 at 1:05 AM
[Rubbing a decal on my car using an anti-depressant bottle]
My mental health is stellar ✨️
My mental health is stellar ✨️
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December 31, 2025 at 6:38 PM
I left blood somewhere in the snow around here and I'm not saying where
December 29, 2025 at 10:34 PM
I left blood somewhere in the snow around here and I'm not saying where
Any way, don't try to free gundam pieces from the frame with just a OSHA Violation Exacto Knife, wait until you find your nippers to build that Banshee Unicorn Destroy Mode with the Big Meaty Claw(tm) kids.
Def don't keep trying to do it after approximately nine injuries to your fingees.
Def don't keep trying to do it after approximately nine injuries to your fingees.
December 29, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Any way, don't try to free gundam pieces from the frame with just a OSHA Violation Exacto Knife, wait until you find your nippers to build that Banshee Unicorn Destroy Mode with the Big Meaty Claw(tm) kids.
Def don't keep trying to do it after approximately nine injuries to your fingees.
Def don't keep trying to do it after approximately nine injuries to your fingees.
TW CW BLOOD.
Today I found out if you put pressure on the not body part of say, a deep cut on a finger, it will squirt blood. It is morbid and entertaining
This post is sponsored by OSHA Violation Exacto Knife and viewers like you.
Today I found out if you put pressure on the not body part of say, a deep cut on a finger, it will squirt blood. It is morbid and entertaining
This post is sponsored by OSHA Violation Exacto Knife and viewers like you.
December 29, 2025 at 10:28 PM
TW CW BLOOD.
Today I found out if you put pressure on the not body part of say, a deep cut on a finger, it will squirt blood. It is morbid and entertaining
This post is sponsored by OSHA Violation Exacto Knife and viewers like you.
Today I found out if you put pressure on the not body part of say, a deep cut on a finger, it will squirt blood. It is morbid and entertaining
This post is sponsored by OSHA Violation Exacto Knife and viewers like you.
Mobile Suit Gundam: 363 Spheal
December 19, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Mobile Suit Gundam: 363 Spheal
Today I thought too much about the og Avatar movie and want to live in the world where the native proole are orange like tigers. Today in my TED talk-
December 19, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Today I thought too much about the og Avatar movie and want to live in the world where the native proole are orange like tigers. Today in my TED talk-
My only desire* is giant spheal, cold cuddles spheal, a working wii u and twilight princess HD so I can play the bitch outta that game again
December 19, 2025 at 7:15 AM
My only desire* is giant spheal, cold cuddles spheal, a working wii u and twilight princess HD so I can play the bitch outta that game again
Writing an actual special interest essay/lore dump for Night of Fullmoon because I have questions and having it all in front of me will help answer them.
December 2, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Writing an actual special interest essay/lore dump for Night of Fullmoon because I have questions and having it all in front of me will help answer them.
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And before anyone asks yes, I have
-eaten a complex meal
-drank plenty of water
-taken ibuprofen (500mg]
-consumed A caffine
-consumed a protein
-taken frequent hiding breaks in the back to escape the lights but I'm working solo today and the clap of my cash register keeps bringing me back to lights
-eaten a complex meal
-drank plenty of water
-taken ibuprofen (500mg]
-consumed A caffine
-consumed a protein
-taken frequent hiding breaks in the back to escape the lights but I'm working solo today and the clap of my cash register keeps bringing me back to lights
November 25, 2025 at 9:23 PM
And before anyone asks yes, I have
-eaten a complex meal
-drank plenty of water
-taken ibuprofen (500mg]
-consumed A caffine
-consumed a protein
-taken frequent hiding breaks in the back to escape the lights but I'm working solo today and the clap of my cash register keeps bringing me back to lights
-eaten a complex meal
-drank plenty of water
-taken ibuprofen (500mg]
-consumed A caffine
-consumed a protein
-taken frequent hiding breaks in the back to escape the lights but I'm working solo today and the clap of my cash register keeps bringing me back to lights
Chat I have a migraine that can be identified as such for the first time ever and the lights of the museum nd the the computer screen I work with are making it inpossible to use my stupid fucking eyes.
Send the attack drones and old yeller my ass plz
Send the attack drones and old yeller my ass plz
November 25, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Chat I have a migraine that can be identified as such for the first time ever and the lights of the museum nd the the computer screen I work with are making it inpossible to use my stupid fucking eyes.
Send the attack drones and old yeller my ass plz
Send the attack drones and old yeller my ass plz
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Feeling normal feeling normal feeling SO NORMAL
November 18, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Feeling normal feeling normal feeling SO NORMAL
Today I learned if upended correctly, one million pieces of mouse shit sounds like sprinkles on a aluminium baking sheet.
The box of tissues I was trying to use however was thrown into the trash and now I must use a shitty paper towl to blow my nose.
The box of tissues I was trying to use however was thrown into the trash and now I must use a shitty paper towl to blow my nose.
November 21, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Today I learned if upended correctly, one million pieces of mouse shit sounds like sprinkles on a aluminium baking sheet.
The box of tissues I was trying to use however was thrown into the trash and now I must use a shitty paper towl to blow my nose.
The box of tissues I was trying to use however was thrown into the trash and now I must use a shitty paper towl to blow my nose.
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drawing comics? you will perish, unfortunately
November 21, 2025 at 1:49 PM
drawing comics? you will perish, unfortunately