Mor Shapiro’s Bone-Dry Pussy™️
@baebrahamlincoln.bsky.social
Much like a rickety old shopping cart, I lack for lubrication.
Header cartoon is by Lee Knox Ostertag
Header cartoon is by Lee Knox Ostertag
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I’m sharing a Palestinian account every day and today is Kholoud. Kholoud worked in education before this. She lost her brother and sister in the 2014 Gaza war and another brother and brother in law during this one. She is helping many of their children (I’ll list them in the replies) and her mother
November 29, 2025 at 10:07 AM
I’m sharing a Palestinian account every day and today is Kholoud. Kholoud worked in education before this. She lost her brother and sister in the 2014 Gaza war and another brother and brother in law during this one. She is helping many of their children (I’ll list them in the replies) and her mother
These are rookie fucking numbers. I’m capable of doing better.
@baebrahamlincoln.bsky.social has swears! They've used 103 profanities in their last 428 posts.
🥇 "fucking" (32 times)
🥈 "fuck" (15 times)
🥉 "ass" (9 times)
🥇 "fucking" (32 times)
🥈 "fuck" (15 times)
🥉 "ass" (9 times)
November 30, 2025 at 5:23 AM
These are rookie fucking numbers. I’m capable of doing better.
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moo shall not pass
January 2, 2025 at 2:19 PM
moo shall not pass
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here comes the commander in chief!
November 30, 2025 at 4:00 AM
here comes the commander in chief!
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Chicago winter storm resource guide!
We take care of each other here!
We take care of each other here!
November 29, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Chicago winter storm resource guide!
We take care of each other here!
We take care of each other here!
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Leavitt probably has to thicken her husband’s liquids.
What kind of insane fascist freakazoid pre-chews the turkey
Karoline Leavitt's Thanksgiving spread. Please dissect.
www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article...
www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article...
November 30, 2025 at 4:41 AM
Leavitt probably has to thicken her husband’s liquids.
@profanity.accountant tell me my sins
November 30, 2025 at 1:12 AM
@profanity.accountant tell me my sins
Potato-Man!
**Irish brogue intensifies**
**Irish brogue intensifies**
November 30, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Potato-Man!
**Irish brogue intensifies**
**Irish brogue intensifies**
Her husband might be restricted to finger foods only.
Also the turkey???
Did she shred it to serve lmfao???
Did she shred it to serve lmfao???
November 30, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Her husband might be restricted to finger foods only.
I hope they ch*ked
a dry-ass meal for a person and family that deserves way worse.
Karoline Leavitt's Thanksgiving spread. Please dissect.
www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article...
www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article...
November 30, 2025 at 12:50 AM
I hope they ch*ked
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I did a comic about this three years ago.
November 29, 2025 at 8:38 PM
I did a comic about this three years ago.
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It's over.
an eagle with an american flag painted on its face
Alt: an eagle with an american flag painted on its face and tears coming out of it's eyes
media.tenor.com
November 29, 2025 at 10:49 PM
It's over.
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We’ve lost Hannah Montana
November 29, 2025 at 10:52 PM
We’ve lost Hannah Montana
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ME POSTING: Good pussy sound like the Silent Hill radio
ME AFTER I NOTICE A FAMOUS PERSON JUST FOLLOWED ME: More than ever it is so inportant to be apprised of all that is to be and furthermore to learn of all that could in the best manner we are able as this is the true delight of Life
ME AFTER I NOTICE A FAMOUS PERSON JUST FOLLOWED ME: More than ever it is so inportant to be apprised of all that is to be and furthermore to learn of all that could in the best manner we are able as this is the true delight of Life
November 25, 2025 at 9:48 PM
ME POSTING: Good pussy sound like the Silent Hill radio
ME AFTER I NOTICE A FAMOUS PERSON JUST FOLLOWED ME: More than ever it is so inportant to be apprised of all that is to be and furthermore to learn of all that could in the best manner we are able as this is the true delight of Life
ME AFTER I NOTICE A FAMOUS PERSON JUST FOLLOWED ME: More than ever it is so inportant to be apprised of all that is to be and furthermore to learn of all that could in the best manner we are able as this is the true delight of Life
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Headline: "AI can replace 11.7% of workforce"
Actual study: Anthropic paid MIT to use a "labor simulation tool" that said 11.7% of TASKS could be done by AI
Actual study: Anthropic paid MIT to use a "labor simulation tool" that said 11.7% of TASKS could be done by AI
MIT study finds AI can already replace 11.7% of U.S. workforce
Artificial intelligence can already replace 11.7% of the U.S. labor market, across finance, health care and professional services, according to MIT's study.
www.cnbc.com
November 29, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Headline: "AI can replace 11.7% of workforce"
Actual study: Anthropic paid MIT to use a "labor simulation tool" that said 11.7% of TASKS could be done by AI
Actual study: Anthropic paid MIT to use a "labor simulation tool" that said 11.7% of TASKS could be done by AI
My grandma always used to semi-ironically wonder, “I wondered what the poor people are doing today?”
if i were rich i wouldn't associate with you poors
November 30, 2025 at 12:06 AM
My grandma always used to semi-ironically wonder, “I wondered what the poor people are doing today?”
These are not bad! I mostly don’t fuck with these kinds of things - weird taste (usually from most sugar substitutes) and texture.
I use these a lot!
November 29, 2025 at 10:47 PM
These are not bad! I mostly don’t fuck with these kinds of things - weird taste (usually from most sugar substitutes) and texture.
Amen
There are enough good comics out there that we don't need to platform a guy who already got a shot and blew it because he was a sex pest and a piece of shit
When a cancelled performer reënters the culture, we expect them to offer us a great work, channelling their newfound clarity into the finest art they’ve ever made. With his new comedy show and début novel, has Louis C.K. met the bar?
www.newyorker.com/culture/crit...
www.newyorker.com/culture/crit...
November 29, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Amen
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The death of browsing is part of the reason art is the way it is now. Our opinions are largely fed to us by algorithms. Spending a spare 15 minutes wandering around a bookstore or comic shop or video rental place was how you found stuff you wouldn't ordinarily pick up and thereby expanded your taste
Bookselling is like the most "people go to the store and buy what looks cool to them without a particular agenda" type business left, and your purchases have a huge influence on what is ordered, what is displayed, and what is recommended.
November 29, 2025 at 6:44 PM
The death of browsing is part of the reason art is the way it is now. Our opinions are largely fed to us by algorithms. Spending a spare 15 minutes wandering around a bookstore or comic shop or video rental place was how you found stuff you wouldn't ordinarily pick up and thereby expanded your taste
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Not coincidentally this is a pretty good list of Most Important Companies to Unionize.
The Boston Globe identified the companies in Massachusetts that employ the most SNAP recipients. A key stat: "In Massachusetts, 74% of working-age recipients of the Supplemental Nutrition Assistance Program are employed, half of them full-time."
Full article: www.bostonglobe.com/2025/11/28/m...
Full article: www.bostonglobe.com/2025/11/28/m...
November 29, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Not coincidentally this is a pretty good list of Most Important Companies to Unionize.
“I…. believe that there
would be less gender issues and insecurities in children if they were.
raised knowing that they do not belong to themselves, but they belong
to the Lord.”
Girl, that’s how kids are groomed and abused. That’s how predators negate agency and leap past consent.
would be less gender issues and insecurities in children if they were.
raised knowing that they do not belong to themselves, but they belong
to the Lord.”
Girl, that’s how kids are groomed and abused. That’s how predators negate agency and leap past consent.
Turning Point at OU posted this girl's essay in full and man is it rough
November 29, 2025 at 7:01 PM
“I…. believe that there
would be less gender issues and insecurities in children if they were.
raised knowing that they do not belong to themselves, but they belong
to the Lord.”
Girl, that’s how kids are groomed and abused. That’s how predators negate agency and leap past consent.
would be less gender issues and insecurities in children if they were.
raised knowing that they do not belong to themselves, but they belong
to the Lord.”
Girl, that’s how kids are groomed and abused. That’s how predators negate agency and leap past consent.