boba fett's codpiece
@seascribble.bsky.social
Now that I'm only nominally a star war, it feels like I should move on from the false advertising of being a horny boba fett account. But if not a horny boba fett account then what am I???
If you know me in real life, no you don't.
(they/them)
If you know me in real life, no you don't.
(they/them)
Why he’s so smug
(Because those towels have to be washed again and he can’t reach the washer)
(Because those towels have to be washed again and he can’t reach the washer)
December 10, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Why he’s so smug
(Because those towels have to be washed again and he can’t reach the washer)
(Because those towels have to be washed again and he can’t reach the washer)
Here look at this lillebror it will help
December 5, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Here look at this lillebror it will help
Just got an email update for a property I guess I was looking at buying when I lived in Cape Breton. It’s enough to do bad things to your blood pressure.
December 5, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Just got an email update for a property I guess I was looking at buying when I lived in Cape Breton. It’s enough to do bad things to your blood pressure.
Perry bought me these on a recent grocery shop because they’re hard to find consistently and one of my favourites. Several times a day I’ll think “ooh I want a caramel” but actually opening the jar and eating one has the same inertia factor as jumping in a cold shower.
December 4, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Perry bought me these on a recent grocery shop because they’re hard to find consistently and one of my favourites. Several times a day I’ll think “ooh I want a caramel” but actually opening the jar and eating one has the same inertia factor as jumping in a cold shower.
I wonder if bnuny knows about project science baby
November 28, 2025 at 10:35 PM
I wonder if bnuny knows about project science baby
Two orange loafs with an orange blanket?
November 28, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Two orange loafs with an orange blanket?
Shoosh informs me that we don’t need any other baby
November 26, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Shoosh informs me that we don’t need any other baby
Our @inlovewithnight.bsky.social with the sick day priorities
November 25, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Our @inlovewithnight.bsky.social with the sick day priorities
This take pisses me off so much. You can! You can tell people! Maybe pregnancy would be less isolating and awful and sad if, instead of acting like you have to suffer in silence in case something bad happens, we could get comfortable talking about the bad things!
November 23, 2025 at 11:59 PM
This take pisses me off so much. You can! You can tell people! Maybe pregnancy would be less isolating and awful and sad if, instead of acting like you have to suffer in silence in case something bad happens, we could get comfortable talking about the bad things!
Have I given you our buffalo chips recipe? Unrelated, except for being named after cow poop.
November 23, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Have I given you our buffalo chips recipe? Unrelated, except for being named after cow poop.
Some princess babies
November 21, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Some princess babies
He is a little king
November 19, 2025 at 5:45 PM
He is a little king
Outtake of lillebror trying to help fix the cat tree
November 15, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Outtake of lillebror trying to help fix the cat tree
#projectsciencebaby This fucking app bullied me into logging my pregnancy switched over to counting weeks and pregnancy symptom logging, and GIVING IT A NICKNAME and now it’s pulling this shit. Is it trying to sabotage me. I thought I turned off push notifications too. Hate the future.
November 15, 2025 at 6:06 PM
#projectsciencebaby This fucking app bullied me into logging my pregnancy switched over to counting weeks and pregnancy symptom logging, and GIVING IT A NICKNAME and now it’s pulling this shit. Is it trying to sabotage me. I thought I turned off push notifications too. Hate the future.
Belated anniversary and “63% chance of having a baby“ celebratory shawarma poutine
November 14, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Belated anniversary and “63% chance of having a baby“ celebratory shawarma poutine
Thanks for the love, gang, and for putting up with me. I’ll try to get better at tagging #projectsciencebaby as I continue liveblogging
This is what Patrick (who should have been my donor but: the tism) said when I told him:
This is what Patrick (who should have been my donor but: the tism) said when I told him:
November 14, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Thanks for the love, gang, and for putting up with me. I’ll try to get better at tagging #projectsciencebaby as I continue liveblogging
This is what Patrick (who should have been my donor but: the tism) said when I told him:
This is what Patrick (who should have been my donor but: the tism) said when I told him:
Yuletide progress: migrated over to Ellipsis
November 9, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Yuletide progress: migrated over to Ellipsis
franken-pancake 😔
November 9, 2025 at 3:34 PM
franken-pancake 😔
Does anybody want a boy!!!!! Very good boy, no problems ever, boy nice friend for internet human.
November 7, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Does anybody want a boy!!!!! Very good boy, no problems ever, boy nice friend for internet human.