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@seascribble.bsky.social
Now that I'm only nominally a star war, it feels like I should move on from the false advertising of being a horny boba fett account. But if not a horny boba fett account then what am I???
If you know me in real life, no you don't.
(they/them)
If you know me in real life, no you don't.
(they/them)
I listened to @allusionistshow.bsky.social reading the book the other day and it is incredible how true to the text the Muppets are.
December 13, 2025 at 12:25 AM
I listened to @allusionistshow.bsky.social reading the book the other day and it is incredible how true to the text the Muppets are.
Fuck meeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
December 13, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Fuck meeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
It is so much. But it’s great!!!
December 13, 2025 at 12:03 AM
It is so much. But it’s great!!!
The direct eye contact with the camera orgasms, i am deceased
December 12, 2025 at 11:27 PM
The direct eye contact with the camera orgasms, i am deceased
Also the juxtaposition of the boarding and the fucking. Jacob Tierney gets it
December 12, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Also the juxtaposition of the boarding and the fucking. Jacob Tierney gets it
We confume media so differently. 😂 Only two more weeks!
December 12, 2025 at 10:39 PM
We confume media so differently. 😂 Only two more weeks!
Well rested for me is like a 7% sliver of the board 😭
December 12, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Well rested for me is like a 7% sliver of the board 😭
Wait, you've just read the books and are hanging out here suffering?
December 12, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Wait, you've just read the books and are hanging out here suffering?
Hoping i feel better by the time husband comes home because it’s spicy chicken sandwich and hockey softcore day
December 12, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Hoping i feel better by the time husband comes home because it’s spicy chicken sandwich and hockey softcore day
She growing, she needed it
December 12, 2025 at 9:07 PM
She growing, she needed it
They’re still at it
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From the Fauxmoi community on Reddit: "These are the longest shorts I've ever worn" - Alexander Skarsgård responding to Stellan's comment about shorts being too short
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December 12, 2025 at 7:37 PM
They’re still at it
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The human body really is just painfully poorly designed. I’ll take this over no symptoms though.
December 12, 2025 at 5:05 PM
The human body really is just painfully poorly designed. I’ll take this over no symptoms though.
“I felt fucked” I adore them. I also don’t think I knew Stellan had had a stroke.
December 12, 2025 at 5:04 PM
“I felt fucked” I adore them. I also don’t think I knew Stellan had had a stroke.
They’re both so charming! I don’t know papa skars had had a stroke before S2 of Andor
December 12, 2025 at 5:03 PM
They’re both so charming! I don’t know papa skars had had a stroke before S2 of Andor
At the point where I would like to throw up please because it would probably make me feel better.
December 12, 2025 at 4:50 PM
At the point where I would like to throw up please because it would probably make me feel better.
*chef’s kiss*
December 12, 2025 at 2:53 PM
*chef’s kiss*
And the group chat 😂
December 12, 2025 at 1:36 PM
And the group chat 😂