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Now that I'm only nominally a star war, it feels like I should move on from the false advertising of being a horny boba fett account. But if not a horny boba fett account then what am I???
If you know me in real life, no you don't.
(they/them)
If you know me in real life, no you don't.
(they/them)
I really wanted to walk the Shoosh and cook dinner after work but I am so tired and so nauseous that I think we’re having frozen dinner and she is playing in the yard. Feel bad but allegedly this is temporary.
December 10, 2025 at 10:10 PM
I really wanted to walk the Shoosh and cook dinner after work but I am so tired and so nauseous that I think we’re having frozen dinner and she is playing in the yard. Feel bad but allegedly this is temporary.
Coworker: maybe we could ask the plagiarism machine to simplify it?
Me, once again: we tried that and it didn’t work. I find that it’s faster to just do it myself rather than paste it in and then have to edit it. :) you can help me edit it if you want :)
Me, once again: we tried that and it didn’t work. I find that it’s faster to just do it myself rather than paste it in and then have to edit it. :) you can help me edit it if you want :)
December 10, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Coworker: maybe we could ask the plagiarism machine to simplify it?
Me, once again: we tried that and it didn’t work. I find that it’s faster to just do it myself rather than paste it in and then have to edit it. :) you can help me edit it if you want :)
Me, once again: we tried that and it didn’t work. I find that it’s faster to just do it myself rather than paste it in and then have to edit it. :) you can help me edit it if you want :)
Just laughed so hard at a tumblr post I threw up. I have a meeting with my boss in thirty minutes. 😭
December 10, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Just laughed so hard at a tumblr post I threw up. I have a meeting with my boss in thirty minutes. 😭
me: oh my symptoms are so manageable these days I barely have any I hope everything is okay
Also me: had to pause during this patient call to focus really hard on not gagging
(It’s because I had cereal. #ProjectSciencebaby hates cereal and it throws off my gag reflex for the whole morning)
Also me: had to pause during this patient call to focus really hard on not gagging
(It’s because I had cereal. #ProjectSciencebaby hates cereal and it throws off my gag reflex for the whole morning)
December 10, 2025 at 3:55 PM
me: oh my symptoms are so manageable these days I barely have any I hope everything is okay
Also me: had to pause during this patient call to focus really hard on not gagging
(It’s because I had cereal. #ProjectSciencebaby hates cereal and it throws off my gag reflex for the whole morning)
Also me: had to pause during this patient call to focus really hard on not gagging
(It’s because I had cereal. #ProjectSciencebaby hates cereal and it throws off my gag reflex for the whole morning)
Why he’s so smug
(Because those towels have to be washed again and he can’t reach the washer)
(Because those towels have to be washed again and he can’t reach the washer)
December 10, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Why he’s so smug
(Because those towels have to be washed again and he can’t reach the washer)
(Because those towels have to be washed again and he can’t reach the washer)
The gay hockey soft core is simply perfection
It’s the first show I’ve seen where a sex scene fades to black then fades in again and they are still going at it
December 9, 2025 at 9:22 PM
The gay hockey soft core is simply perfection
Gratifying lunchtime reaction to #projectsciencebaby ’s first photo. Everybody there seems to be totally fine and chill and optimistic about waiting until the 12 week scan. Most of them didn’t have an ultrasound until then.
December 9, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Gratifying lunchtime reaction to #projectsciencebaby ’s first photo. Everybody there seems to be totally fine and chill and optimistic about waiting until the 12 week scan. Most of them didn’t have an ultrasound until then.
#projectsciencebaby my 12 week ultrasound is booked for January 9. Trying to be chill. That’s so far away. How do people live without being able to see what’s going on in there for months at a time.
December 9, 2025 at 3:53 PM
#projectsciencebaby my 12 week ultrasound is booked for January 9. Trying to be chill. That’s so far away. How do people live without being able to see what’s going on in there for months at a time.
#projectsciencebaby #gross
new low: husband has been hauling tires up from the basement and the morning deodorant has somewhat worn off. Gave zir a hug then had to go sit with my head between my knees to not throw up from the faintest whiff of body odour. romance baby!!!!
new low: husband has been hauling tires up from the basement and the morning deodorant has somewhat worn off. Gave zir a hug then had to go sit with my head between my knees to not throw up from the faintest whiff of body odour. romance baby!!!!
December 8, 2025 at 11:45 PM
#projectsciencebaby #gross
new low: husband has been hauling tires up from the basement and the morning deodorant has somewhat worn off. Gave zir a hug then had to go sit with my head between my knees to not throw up from the faintest whiff of body odour. romance baby!!!!
new low: husband has been hauling tires up from the basement and the morning deodorant has somewhat worn off. Gave zir a hug then had to go sit with my head between my knees to not throw up from the faintest whiff of body odour. romance baby!!!!
#projectsciencebaby I knowwwwwww I’m not showing at 7w5d but the photo I took today (compared to one from 4w5d) is definitely of somebody pregnant. Or maybe with a parasite or who won a poutine eating contest.
December 8, 2025 at 9:48 PM
#projectsciencebaby I knowwwwwww I’m not showing at 7w5d but the photo I took today (compared to one from 4w5d) is definitely of somebody pregnant. Or maybe with a parasite or who won a poutine eating contest.
Bad: Nunu had a hairball
Silver lining: she did it on the plastic floor protector by my desk and not on the nice rug
Silver lining: she did it on the plastic floor protector by my desk and not on the nice rug
December 8, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Bad: Nunu had a hairball
Silver lining: she did it on the plastic floor protector by my desk and not on the nice rug
Silver lining: she did it on the plastic floor protector by my desk and not on the nice rug
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Hi friends. As you may know the poor woman who was struck by a garbage truck in Clayton Park two weeks ago was a former co-worker of mine.
The charity where we worked, Chalice is running a fundraiser to help her husband cover expenses while he is off work at her bedside.
She is progressing daily
The charity where we worked, Chalice is running a fundraiser to help her husband cover expenses while he is off work at her bedside.
She is progressing daily
December 8, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Hi friends. As you may know the poor woman who was struck by a garbage truck in Clayton Park two weeks ago was a former co-worker of mine.
The charity where we worked, Chalice is running a fundraiser to help her husband cover expenses while he is off work at her bedside.
She is progressing daily
The charity where we worked, Chalice is running a fundraiser to help her husband cover expenses while he is off work at her bedside.
She is progressing daily
It helps if you write the address on the envelope before sealing the report with the address on it inside the envelope
December 8, 2025 at 6:21 PM
It helps if you write the address on the envelope before sealing the report with the address on it inside the envelope
#projectsciencebaby I feel fine but just generally blah and brainfoggy and I don’t want to do anything except go for another ultrasound with Irina the nicest tech in the world. Instead I have to wait a month and shoot my shot at random ”women’s clinic.”
December 8, 2025 at 5:18 PM
#projectsciencebaby I feel fine but just generally blah and brainfoggy and I don’t want to do anything except go for another ultrasound with Irina the nicest tech in the world. Instead I have to wait a month and shoot my shot at random ”women’s clinic.”
I had only one very short patient encounter today and everything I have to work on is boring.
December 8, 2025 at 3:51 PM
I had only one very short patient encounter today and everything I have to work on is boring.
The Boston former roommates chat has never been as active as it is right now with everybody watching the gay hockey soft core
December 8, 2025 at 3:23 PM
The Boston former roommates chat has never been as active as it is right now with everybody watching the gay hockey soft core
Everybody says they registered for the childcare waitlist as soon as they found out they were pregnant. It requires a NAME what are people DOING??????
December 7, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Everybody says they registered for the childcare waitlist as soon as they found out they were pregnant. It requires a NAME what are people DOING??????
Favourite commentary so far on that debacle
"We recently announced that Netflix will acquire William Shakespeare, including his plays, sonnets, narrative poems and indeed also his biography and everything he ever said. This unites our leading entertainment service with William Shakespeare's iconic stories. 'All the world's a Netflix!'"
December 7, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Favourite commentary so far on that debacle
Shoosh walk report: B-
Naughty in the leash but settled down, did a good job when the sidewalk plough passed us
Naughty in the leash but settled down, did a good job when the sidewalk plough passed us
December 7, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Shoosh walk report: B-
Naughty in the leash but settled down, did a good job when the sidewalk plough passed us
Naughty in the leash but settled down, did a good job when the sidewalk plough passed us
Vacuuming done, last load of laundry washing, googling dry shampoo for sensitive puppies
(Oh fuck my yuletideeeeee)
(Oh fuck my yuletideeeeee)
Plan for the day:
Finish vacuuming and laundry, walk Shoosh, bath Shoosh, complete Yuletide draft, naps.
I‘m already at like a 6 on the nausea and exhaustion scale so all of this is subject to be punted except ideally the shoosh walk
Finish vacuuming and laundry, walk Shoosh, bath Shoosh, complete Yuletide draft, naps.
I‘m already at like a 6 on the nausea and exhaustion scale so all of this is subject to be punted except ideally the shoosh walk
December 7, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Vacuuming done, last load of laundry washing, googling dry shampoo for sensitive puppies
(Oh fuck my yuletideeeeee)
(Oh fuck my yuletideeeeee)
"Anytime someone I'm dating mentions someone they used to love
in a semi-nostalgic or non-cynical way
I immediately want to drive my car head-first into a swamp full of battery acid
ruining Christmas for everyone!!!"
My girl Hera Lindsay Bird.
in a semi-nostalgic or non-cynical way
I immediately want to drive my car head-first into a swamp full of battery acid
ruining Christmas for everyone!!!"
My girl Hera Lindsay Bird.
Which lines of poetry live rent-free in your head?
December 7, 2025 at 6:48 PM
"Anytime someone I'm dating mentions someone they used to love
in a semi-nostalgic or non-cynical way
I immediately want to drive my car head-first into a swamp full of battery acid
ruining Christmas for everyone!!!"
My girl Hera Lindsay Bird.
in a semi-nostalgic or non-cynical way
I immediately want to drive my car head-first into a swamp full of battery acid
ruining Christmas for everyone!!!"
My girl Hera Lindsay Bird.
Plan for the day:
Finish vacuuming and laundry, walk Shoosh, bath Shoosh, complete Yuletide draft, naps.
I‘m already at like a 6 on the nausea and exhaustion scale so all of this is subject to be punted except ideally the shoosh walk
Finish vacuuming and laundry, walk Shoosh, bath Shoosh, complete Yuletide draft, naps.
I‘m already at like a 6 on the nausea and exhaustion scale so all of this is subject to be punted except ideally the shoosh walk
December 7, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Plan for the day:
Finish vacuuming and laundry, walk Shoosh, bath Shoosh, complete Yuletide draft, naps.
I‘m already at like a 6 on the nausea and exhaustion scale so all of this is subject to be punted except ideally the shoosh walk
Finish vacuuming and laundry, walk Shoosh, bath Shoosh, complete Yuletide draft, naps.
I‘m already at like a 6 on the nausea and exhaustion scale so all of this is subject to be punted except ideally the shoosh walk
Is it just me or is the lighting of episode 3 of the hockey soft core worse than the first two?
December 7, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Is it just me or is the lighting of episode 3 of the hockey soft core worse than the first two?
I got laundry and vacuuming halfway done, Shoosh got a 12 minute walk (report: B), I'm gonna try to get the rest of the Yuletide bones knocked together, and then my reward will be gay hockeys.
Plan for the day: put laundry away, vacuum, take shoosh for a walk or maybe to the park, wash the shoosh, watch the new gay hockeys episode
December 6, 2025 at 10:11 PM
I got laundry and vacuuming halfway done, Shoosh got a 12 minute walk (report: B), I'm gonna try to get the rest of the Yuletide bones knocked together, and then my reward will be gay hockeys.
Nunu: lurking so she can dart into the basement while I do laundry
Nunu: gets locked in the basement
Nunu: wailing and sobbing while I finish doing other chores upstairs and she cannot leave the basement
She will learn nothing from this
Nunu: gets locked in the basement
Nunu: wailing and sobbing while I finish doing other chores upstairs and she cannot leave the basement
She will learn nothing from this
December 6, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Nunu: lurking so she can dart into the basement while I do laundry
Nunu: gets locked in the basement
Nunu: wailing and sobbing while I finish doing other chores upstairs and she cannot leave the basement
She will learn nothing from this
Nunu: gets locked in the basement
Nunu: wailing and sobbing while I finish doing other chores upstairs and she cannot leave the basement
She will learn nothing from this