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Throbgoblin

@sebhar.bsky.social

900 followers 880 following 3.5K posts

Han, 35, they/them. Librarian Jock Cat Person. Fast-talking flirt completely undone by sincerity. Ope hey you betcha. Goalies & Hawkeye enthusiast. Crass but unequivocally true. Won't reskeet or click your terfstack. I block crypto and "AI" on sight.

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Throbgoblin @sebhar.bsky.social · 7h

I watched six Children of the Corn movies in two days. I have seen every Alien, every Predator, every Freddy, every Jason, every Lake Placid and every Anaconda.

a sesame street character says i love trash in yellow letters

Alt: Oscar the Grouch saying he loves trash

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Throbgoblin @sebhar.bsky.social · 18h

It's okay to like bad media. I love schlock. Just don't pretend it's good.

a drag queen is speaking into a microphone and says filth is my life .

Alt: Divine, a drag queen, delivers the line "filth is my life!" Into a microphone

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Throbgoblin @sebhar.bsky.social · 21h

Anyway, time for some real music youtu.be/cfmhj9paI4Q?...

Throbgoblin @sebhar.bsky.social · 21h

Actually I take back everything mean I've ever said about her, being in your hoe era or whatever absolves you of building a career off slut shaming

Throbgoblin @sebhar.bsky.social · 22h

I would be embarrassed to write some of these lyrics and I'm younger than she is.

We need more shame in this world.

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Faine Greenwood @faineg.bsky.social · 1d

I like eating dry hot cocoa mix out of the bag, with marshmallows, like a horribly Pixie Stick. Gives you the weirdest mouth feel afterwards. Fuck I’ve never admitted this one to anyone

Throbgoblin @sebhar.bsky.social · 22h

*Zapp Brannigan voice* Lower...

Throbgoblin @sebhar.bsky.social · 1d

I learned what a sanitorium was from ghost hunting shows. Wild that we just don't talk about TB in the States anymore.

Throbgoblin @sebhar.bsky.social · 1d

or at least, on different occasions

Throbgoblin @sebhar.bsky.social · 1d

they're crushable! not really doing anything special but serving their intended function

Throbgoblin @sebhar.bsky.social · 1d

Threw on 666 because why not. ISAAC RETURNS!!!!!!!!!!!!

(genuinely I am having an excellent time, these are SUCH peak schlock. Pinnacle of the art form.)

Throbgoblin @sebhar.bsky.social · 1d

they're like drinking a 4% ABV lager

Throbgoblin @sebhar.bsky.social · 1d

I have watched FIVE Children of the Corn movies in less than 24 hours rather than go to therapy

Throbgoblin @sebhar.bsky.social · 1d

Accidentally watching Corn Kids 5 and it has an Eva Mendes upskirt, this franchise has come so far (from having Charlize on for like three frames)

Throbgoblin @sebhar.bsky.social · 1d

(Also I read "NFL will fold" and like, a they can dream)

Throbgoblin @sebhar.bsky.social · 1d

The only league we acknowledge!

Throbgoblin @sebhar.bsky.social · 1d

Right like... The NFL, of all organizations

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Goth Country Buffet @shadowham.bsky.social · 2d

idk who needs to hear this but knock that shit off

Throbgoblin @sebhar.bsky.social · 2d

I came back from a trip with minimal internet connection and had gained like 40 followers?

Throbgoblin @sebhar.bsky.social · 2d

Paper pumpkins, blackout poetry, paper wreaths, bookmarks... Lots of options!

Throbgoblin @sebhar.bsky.social · 2d

Oh WOW, what a spread!

Throbgoblin @sebhar.bsky.social · 2d

That is wild

Throbgoblin @sebhar.bsky.social · 2d

🔥🔥🔥

Throbgoblin @sebhar.bsky.social · 2d

Yeah I'm in Wisconsin lol. I can and do watch college and pretend there aren't little baby terfs out there. International stuff just pisses me off anymore - hard to follow, and lots of the same issues. The magic is just gone for me.

Throbgoblin @sebhar.bsky.social · 2d

Awkward anatomy? In ANIME?! I am shocked. SHOCKED.

a cartoon character is standing next to a cannon with the words my honest reaction below him

Alt: Shocked Usopp

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