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Throbgoblin
@sebhar.bsky.social
Han, 35, they/them. Librarian Jock Cat Person. Fast-talking flirt completely undone by sincerity. Ope hey you betcha. Goalies & Hawkeye enthusiast. Crass but unequivocally true. Won't reskeet or click your terfstack. I block crypto and "AI" on sight.
GPUTS
November 30, 2025 at 8:49 PM
the tapenade was top of mind for me because I *was* going to bring it to Thanksgiving but... after all why not. Why shouldn't I have it as a car snack on the way home from Aldi.
November 29, 2025 at 11:29 AM
I was *just* talking about it and now I'm a little freaked out
November 28, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Katie.
November 28, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Refs hand poor Nebby a makeup call on that first down but jesus
a group of cartoon characters are standing together with their mouths wide open
Alt: "Stop, stop! He's already dead" gif from the Simpsons
media.tenor.com
November 28, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Correct call but I'm annoyed that my team's player did it
November 28, 2025 at 7:23 PM
It's very, very common! Getting to work at 10 PM and leaving at noon, making less than eight bucks an hour. At least my benevolent corporate overlords provided uhh mashed potatoes in the break room 💀
November 28, 2025 at 6:21 PM
It gives me flashbacks to throwing up in the Best Buy bathroom trying to finish a 14-hour shift 😭😭
November 28, 2025 at 6:15 PM