Throbgoblin
@sebhar.bsky.social
Han, 35, they/them. Librarian Jock Cat Person. Fast-talking flirt completely undone by sincerity. Ope hey you betcha. Goalies & Hawkeye enthusiast. Crass but unequivocally true. Won't reskeet or click your terfstack. I block crypto and "AI" on sight.
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University of Iowa Center for the Book fosters annual kozo tree harvest for Japanese-style paper 📜
www.thegazette.com/news/univers...
www.thegazette.com/news/univers...
This special paper is used to preserve the Constitution — and it's made in Coralville.
Every fall in Coralville, the University of Iowa's Center for the Book hosts one of only two mulberry harvests by universities in the country. The ancient Japanese tradition remains a key to preservin...
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November 30, 2025 at 1:38 PM
University of Iowa Center for the Book fosters annual kozo tree harvest for Japanese-style paper 📜
www.thegazette.com/news/univers...
www.thegazette.com/news/univers...
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"Still punk AF," I whisper as I unload the dishwasher first thing in the morning.
November 30, 2025 at 12:40 PM
"Still punk AF," I whisper as I unload the dishwasher first thing in the morning.
Wild holiday weekend Saturday night of cursed leftover combinations and finishing this episode of The Sopranos before my Five Nights at Freddy's refresher watch
November 30, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Wild holiday weekend Saturday night of cursed leftover combinations and finishing this episode of The Sopranos before my Five Nights at Freddy's refresher watch
1. Olive tapenade
2. Blackberry scone
3. Sliced mango
4. Mochi ice cream
5. Cheese filled breadsticks
2. Blackberry scone
3. Sliced mango
4. Mochi ice cream
5. Cheese filled breadsticks
Introduce yourself with five things you’ve shame-eaten in the store parking lot:
November 29, 2025 at 1:19 AM
1. Olive tapenade
2. Blackberry scone
3. Sliced mango
4. Mochi ice cream
5. Cheese filled breadsticks
2. Blackberry scone
3. Sliced mango
4. Mochi ice cream
5. Cheese filled breadsticks
4:23 PM - my sisters text the group chat that they've left my house and are headed home
4:37 PM - I am in pajamas, all the lights are off, I am in bed with a beverage, Bed Snacks, and herbal soothers
4:37 PM - I am in pajamas, all the lights are off, I am in bed with a beverage, Bed Snacks, and herbal soothers
November 28, 2025 at 10:39 PM
4:23 PM - my sisters text the group chat that they've left my house and are headed home
4:37 PM - I am in pajamas, all the lights are off, I am in bed with a beverage, Bed Snacks, and herbal soothers
4:37 PM - I am in pajamas, all the lights are off, I am in bed with a beverage, Bed Snacks, and herbal soothers
Just took down the last of the Halloween decorations.
November 28, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Just took down the last of the Halloween decorations.
"He was in the air when the ball came out. That is the opposite of down."
November 28, 2025 at 8:12 PM
"He was in the air when the ball came out. That is the opposite of down."
Who says there are no more heroes
November 28, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Who says there are no more heroes
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IOWA GETS A SAFETY OFF A PUNT
MAXIMUM HAWKEYES
MAXIMUM HAWKEYES
November 28, 2025 at 7:21 PM
IOWA GETS A SAFETY OFF A PUNT
MAXIMUM HAWKEYES
MAXIMUM HAWKEYES
Refs have to nip this in the bud or the rest of the game will be truly ugly
November 28, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Refs have to nip this in the bud or the rest of the game will be truly ugly
Once again:
What if the Hawkeyes played defense
November 28, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Once again:
I want to add to this that I really appreciate folks with the means and will to exploit sales and deals to buy toys, clothes, food, etc. and donate that stuff. I personally know several families whose lives are easier because of this kind of person.
As I always do with boycotts, I urge: be tough with corporations, gentle with individual buyers. For some people, Black Friday sales are the way they get their kids jackets that fit, shoes that hold up to the weather. Yelling at them doesn’t help the cause.
November 28, 2025 at 6:19 PM
I want to add to this that I really appreciate folks with the means and will to exploit sales and deals to buy toys, clothes, food, etc. and donate that stuff. I personally know several families whose lives are easier because of this kind of person.
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For just ⏱️2️⃣4️⃣ HOURS, EVERYTHING, and we mean EVERYTHING, is 50% OFF! This is the largest sale of the year for us, and a prime way to support us outside of campaigns! Get that one eye-catching title you wanted, and maybe a little extra for a friend! Treat yourself! Now's the time!
store.ironcircus.com
store.ironcircus.com
November 28, 2025 at 5:00 AM
For just ⏱️2️⃣4️⃣ HOURS, EVERYTHING, and we mean EVERYTHING, is 50% OFF! This is the largest sale of the year for us, and a prime way to support us outside of campaigns! Get that one eye-catching title you wanted, and maybe a little extra for a friend! Treat yourself! Now's the time!
store.ironcircus.com
store.ironcircus.com
Many people are saying
What if the Hawkeyes played defense
November 28, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Many people are saying
As I fucking said
What if the Hawkeyes played defense
November 28, 2025 at 5:48 PM
As I fucking said
What if the Hawkeyes played defense
November 28, 2025 at 5:35 PM
What if the Hawkeyes played defense
Jesus fucking yikes
i have no issue with it - I've used AI generated cartoons myself to liven up slides. it cna do a much better job than I can!
November 28, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Jesus fucking yikes
Shoutout to everyone watching the Hawkeyes before heading home to beat the snow today
November 28, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Shoutout to everyone watching the Hawkeyes before heading home to beat the snow today
"Can you say 'sex cardigan' around your father?" "The father who used the phrase 'hot pregnant' earlier?" "I guess we're just saying whatever now!"
November 28, 2025 at 5:09 PM
"Can you say 'sex cardigan' around your father?" "The father who used the phrase 'hot pregnant' earlier?" "I guess we're just saying whatever now!"
As someone who has worked retail on Black Friday the concept of being excited for Black Friday baffles and enrages me
November 28, 2025 at 4:56 PM
As someone who has worked retail on Black Friday the concept of being excited for Black Friday baffles and enrages me
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*"Jingle Bells" plays ominously in the distance*
November 28, 2025 at 6:00 AM
*"Jingle Bells" plays ominously in the distance*
Grateful to have chill supportive family who understand and commit to the bit
November 28, 2025 at 4:43 AM
Grateful to have chill supportive family who understand and commit to the bit
Pre-Wicked poop time
November 27, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Pre-Wicked poop time
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November 27, 2025 at 10:31 PM
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