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Jess
@secondaryjess.bsky.social
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Beautiful screaming lady

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There were many good costumes at the art gallery but no one served the same level of cunt as me
Me in a full length mirror image. I am wearing red coat? shirt? with a black lace overlay and a sort of built in cummerbund. It has a VERY deep V and a long, full peplum. Underneath, I am wearing a black satin dress that has a mesh panel over my cleavage. The dress stops just past my knees. With it, I am wearing red high heeled ankle strap shoes, a black velvet choker with a large cameo brooch attached to it, and very long black cross earrings that have red drops hanging from them. My very dark curly hair is piled on top of my head, save for a chin length curl on each side of my face. I have a true red matte lipstick on and my eyeshadow is mostly red with black accent. My skin is especially fair here (intentionally). I am standing but gently and slightly leaning, with one leg crossed in front of the other. There is a painting with a green matte and a black frame behind me.
November 1, 2025 at 3:09 AM
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Kinda got the most incredible shirt of all time for $8 at the antique mall today
Woman's torso wearing a black baby tee with Kermit the frog draped across the top of a full martini glass, an image which is rendered entirely in rhinestones
October 30, 2025 at 12:55 AM
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Got a copy of A Tree Grows in Brooklyn at a used bookstore a few weeks ago and didn't notice until now this very sweet 28 year old message on the inside cover
It's nothing immensely profound but it touches my heart anyway
The inside of a paperback book cover. In very looping cursive, it reads: 12/25/97 Merry Christmas to Beth (Beth is underlined) With love from Grandaddy I hope you will enjoy this story as much as I did, and take it from me it is authentic American History of The '20's [sic], and could just as easily been written about Maplewood, MO, where I grew up Love Grandaddy
October 23, 2025 at 9:04 PM
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Genuinely really enjoy how this seems to imply that I wouldn’t know it was my birthday if not for the people who said yes when Facebook asked them if they wanted it to post something for them
Two Facebook posts on my profile, both of which say "Smile: it's your birthday!" The names and profile pictures of the posters have been blacked out
October 14, 2025 at 2:37 PM
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If anyone would like to give me money for achieving the arduous and joyous task of beginning another decade of my life very shortly after making a cross country move, I will not turn you down
Venmo card- my Venmo is @lewisjessica14
October 14, 2025 at 2:32 PM
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🤪
Little black cat sitting on a staircase. Her tiny lil tongue is out
October 11, 2025 at 3:05 AM
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I made cinnamon rolls from scratch and they are so easily the very best cinnamon rolls I, a self proclaimed cinnamon roll snob, have ever had in my life as to be a religious experience.
An absolutely perfect cinnamon roll, partly broken apart, on a white plate with a fork across the top A whole cinnamon roll and the center of another one next to each other on a white plate with a fork Two frosted cinnamon rolls on a small blue plate with a fork A truly perfect, ideal cinnamon roll on a small blue plate with a spatula on the edge
October 5, 2025 at 5:59 PM
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Maybe I am simply ignorant but I did not realize "throwing shade" was "common parlance in Jane Austen's time" old
September 23, 2025 at 2:12 AM
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Time for a game of DOES IT COUNT where I say why I think something that didn't happen exactly should count and you tell me if you agree or not
1) Republican in a guest spot etc -- The guy on Fox who had to apologize for saying homeless people should all be killed had to apologize. Wrong network but I feel the spirit is there? 2) Extremely successful for me -- I made a huge move and am happier and have a better job that pays me like 20% more and a voice teacher I like and new coaches who are fantastic but I haven't had the kinds of successes I had in mind when I wrote that? 3 ) Idina Menzel limited return-- she did have a limited return to Broadway in Redwood but it wasn't necessarily intended to be limited and it was definitely more than 3 nights 4 ) Euphoria delayed -- there haven't been announcements that it was delayed necessarily but they're saying it's releasing like a whole entire extra year further than we thought it would 5 ) Costco guys -- not cancelled, just fell off and eclipsed by the Rizzler
September 17, 2025 at 10:55 PM
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Choosing also to count the tomato recipe trend because although I am not aware of a tomato RECIPE being trendy this summer, it has absolutely been a tomato summer. Bath and Body Works has a whole tomato girl summer line out, I say it counts
My 2025 predictions list, detailed in quoted post. "Some kind of tomato recipe trend in the summer" is checked off in blue
September 17, 2025 at 10:40 PM
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Can’t believe I got this one honestly (hope she's okay)
Tweet from Pop Crave "Bella Hadid shares new photos: 'I'm sorry I always go MIA I love you guys'" There are 4 photos of Bella Hadid in various hospital scenarios. Top left with an IV catheter in her hand and some sort of monitoring devices around her head. Top right with a small scrape above her eyebrow and a visibly swollen opposite eye. Bottom left lying in a hospital bed with an oxygen mask on and IV in her arm. Bottom right making a sort of duck face lying in a hospital bed. Second half of my 2025 predictions list, detailed in original post "A Hadid hospitalized" is checked off in blue
September 17, 2025 at 10:38 PM
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Finally figured out how to articulate this
A Facebook messenger message I sent that reads "Sometimes it's fun to let a man think you're a tiny bit unaware in the same way that it was fun to turn on Mario kart YouTube videos and give my nanny baby an unplugged steering wheel controller" There is a laugh react on it given by the recipient of the message
August 27, 2025 at 2:56 AM
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Girl who is really thrilled by the width of the windowsills here
Little black cat seen from behind looking out a window on a late August morning. There is a large green tree visible in the right hand corner. Little black cat in silhouette from behind, in front of a window. She is in a very cryptid-like position, standing on her back legs with her front legs on the sash, hunched a bit toward her front legs in intrigue at something out the window. There are several green trees and a blue sky out of the window. Little black cat in silhouette from the side, in front of a window. She is stretched very long, standing on her back legs with her front legs on the sash. There are several green trees and a blue sky out of the window.
August 26, 2025 at 2:01 PM
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Girl who is snoozin after she was sooo brave meeting our housemate today
Little black cat on orange sheets with a yellow pillow behind her. She is laying in such a cute position that is kind of hard to explain, but basically she is laying on her side with her head kind of upside down and her front paws daintily crossed at the end of extended arms. One back leg is also extended Little black cat on orange sheets with a yellow pillow behind her. She is laying on her side with her head sort of upside down and her arms bent at the wrist. Both of her back legs are extended.
August 12, 2025 at 1:40 AM
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Health insurance from my old job expired and I don’t have cards or id info for my new insurance yet

On the left is what I would have had to pay for one month of my narcolepsy medication
On the right is what I paid after the pharmacist found a coupon

Never forget that this is all 100% fake
RETAIL PRICE: $1,709.99 AMOUNT DUE: $29.61
August 3, 2025 at 4:43 AM
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I love a thunderstorm anyway but I was bouncing around when I saw this
Clear radar map image of St. Louis, MO. Above reads "Outlook: Thunderstorms possible after 5 pm"
July 30, 2025 at 6:46 PM
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Extreme heat warning expires tonight at 7:00 pm
Backlit sunrise picture of a man with shackles around his wrists at the moment that he breaks the chains over his head
July 30, 2025 at 2:13 PM
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Girl who is very very brave and exploring the first few steps down to the first floor even though they kinda smell like a stinky dog
Little fluffy black cat stretched very long, her front feet on one step and back feet on the one below it
July 26, 2025 at 8:23 PM
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When you live on the third floor of an ancient house and have to move things mostly by yourself
Flights Climbed chart from Apple Health Weekly graph with days of the week on the x axis and flights climbed in a scale of 0-60 in 20 floor increments on the y axis Bars representing flights climbed every day are in orange Today's shows 60 floors climbed
July 19, 2025 at 5:38 PM
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Need to know everything about the little angel they used for the picture on the Wikipedia page "Domestication of the cat"
A Wikipedia article entitled "Domestication of the cat" The domestic cat originated from Near-Eastern and Egyptian populations of the African wildcat, Felis silvestris lybica. The family Felidae, to which all living feline species belong, is theorized to have arisen about 12 to 13 million years ago and is divided into eight major phylogenetic lineages. The Felis lineage in particular is the lineage to which the domestic cat belongs.[1]: 84  An image of a brown tabby cat with a red and black collar. Underneath, the caption reads "an example of a domesticated, indoor cat"
July 17, 2025 at 11:34 PM
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Got the essentials packed
An overhead view of a medium moving box. On the left side is a stack of Tupperware and a French press. On the right side is Rosie, a little black cat with green eyes
July 16, 2025 at 5:29 PM
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Girl who does NOT have a bladder stone anymore!!!!!!
Little black cat on her back with arms and legs spread playfully
July 8, 2025 at 8:17 PM
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It is sort of hard to explain why this is such a vague prompt without getting very inside baseball but I can say very simply that the link they have here is just a list of payers that are in network and insurance works more or less the same with every payer lol
"Presentation IRT supports [redacted in blue] with their expert knowledge of insurance payers. Of particular detriment to our revenue cycle is out of network or non contracted insurances. Your presentation should teach our [redacted in blue] employee audience about layers and networks. For further guidance, check out our public website for ideas on topics, using the links under the Health Insurance Banner: Hyperlink (I am not detailing it on purpose)
July 5, 2025 at 3:50 AM
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They are sort of all like this.
July 3, 2025 at 8:28 PM
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Rapidly approaching the return of the chatelaine in the 21st century
Tweet from some consumerist dipshit that says "Hailey's new rhode waist chain that holds ur lip treatment. fabbbbbbb" There are two pictures of Hailey Bieber. The one on the left shows only the bottom of her ribcage to her upper thigh. She is wearing a black bikini bottom, brief cut. There are white drawstrings on it. She has a thin gold chain around her waist that ends in a sort of netted chain holding a yellow tube of lip gloss. The picture on the right is a full body picture. She's on a beach wearing the previously described swimsuit bottoms and a plain black bandeau top. Again, the thin gold chain goes around her waist and comes together at the end to hold a yellow tube of lip gloss as a weird sort of pendant.
July 2, 2025 at 8:42 PM