Second Suitor
@secondsuitor.bsky.social
(he/him) aspiring jack of all trades
If you see this, we IMPLORE YOU to post a picture from whatever device you're using without explanation.
December 16, 2025 at 5:39 AM
If you see this, we IMPLORE YOU to post a picture from whatever device you're using without explanation.
Since the plural of attorney general is attorneys general, then the plural of brother in law should probably be brothers in law. Would that make the shorthand "ins law"?
September 28, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Since the plural of attorney general is attorneys general, then the plural of brother in law should probably be brothers in law. Would that make the shorthand "ins law"?
A boot in the wild.
August 19, 2025 at 2:50 AM
A boot in the wild.
Shoes going rogue is always such a weird story chain in my mind.
May 31, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Shoes going rogue is always such a weird story chain in my mind.
Third time making bagels. They came out a good size, crisp outer, maybe a little underbake right inside the crust. Good flavor overall.
February 19, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Third time making bagels. They came out a good size, crisp outer, maybe a little underbake right inside the crust. Good flavor overall.
I forgot to buy bagels so I made some. This is the second time (last time was something like 6 months ago), and they look better but I think my dough forming needs some more work.
February 9, 2025 at 4:56 AM
I forgot to buy bagels so I made some. This is the second time (last time was something like 6 months ago), and they look better but I think my dough forming needs some more work.
I finally got a book shelf I like, migrated books to it, and now have measured how much* books I have to go. Today, I'm roughly 338 inches in the red. That means I added 360 inches of bookshelf and am still so in the red.
* Linear
* Linear
February 2, 2025 at 1:47 AM
I finally got a book shelf I like, migrated books to it, and now have measured how much* books I have to go. Today, I'm roughly 338 inches in the red. That means I added 360 inches of bookshelf and am still so in the red.
* Linear
* Linear
Made a very basic pizza. Results TBD.
January 27, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Made a very basic pizza. Results TBD.
Personalized recommendations are such a thing to have delivered to me
![Sperry logo on a dark background. Below is the text:
Today Only
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Lorem ipsum dolor, sit amet, conseteur sadipscing elitr.
Lorem ipsum dolor, sit amet, conseteur sadipscing elitr.
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Followed by two buttons in red, SHOP WOMEN and SHOP MEN](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:njlioyaa6fuvut3nm3j77n2p/bafkreicpqnuimkhaophbuvuqfzftthtgz4oekukyrv7zgfd624helzkale@jpeg)
January 19, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Personalized recommendations are such a thing to have delivered to me
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I may be a hard-g GIF guy, but I'm also a soft-g regex guy. I contain multitudes.
January 15, 2025 at 3:54 AM
I may be a hard-g GIF guy, but I'm also a soft-g regex guy. I contain multitudes.
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I’m sorry, this might be a great investigation, but “as it was never intended” is obscene. This is precisely how many people specifically and repeatedly told us — warned us — it would be used.
January 13, 2025 at 10:22 PM
I’m sorry, this might be a great investigation, but “as it was never intended” is obscene. This is precisely how many people specifically and repeatedly told us — warned us — it would be used.
I went to make marmalade from takes my sister snuck into my stuff at Christmas. It turns out that I don't have enough sugar. So I cut the water amount. 1/...
January 13, 2025 at 2:39 AM
I went to make marmalade from takes my sister snuck into my stuff at Christmas. It turns out that I don't have enough sugar. So I cut the water amount. 1/...
Ran a bit over 12 miles today, so I rewarded myself with a big mocha and four donuts.
January 11, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Ran a bit over 12 miles today, so I rewarded myself with a big mocha and four donuts.
Second time baking Paul Hollywood's cheese loaf. Very good even though I modified the recipe and messed up both times.
January 7, 2025 at 4:54 AM
Second time baking Paul Hollywood's cheese loaf. Very good even though I modified the recipe and messed up both times.
My sister shared the video of Jim Gaffigan recommending alcohol as the only gift. So I bought her and her husband a bottle of whiskey from my favorite distillery. 1/
December 27, 2024 at 2:23 AM
My sister shared the video of Jim Gaffigan recommending alcohol as the only gift. So I bought her and her husband a bottle of whiskey from my favorite distillery. 1/
Develop an appropriate role set for chess, based on British history, where you can convert pawns to queens.
December 21, 2024 at 6:39 AM
Develop an appropriate role set for chess, based on British history, where you can convert pawns to queens.
Finally hung my running medals.
December 15, 2024 at 2:44 AM
Finally hung my running medals.
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"Mommy, why won't my friend play with me anymore?"
"Well, you see honey, your friend is dead because they couldn't raise the money to keep him alive."
"Like grandma?"
"Exactly like Grandma."
arstechnica.com/gadgets/2024...
"Well, you see honey, your friend is dead because they couldn't raise the money to keep him alive."
"Like grandma?"
"Exactly like Grandma."
arstechnica.com/gadgets/2024...
Startup will brick $800 emotional support robot for kids without refunds
Embodied says it will try to refund recent purchases but makes no promises.
arstechnica.com
December 11, 2024 at 12:35 AM
"Mommy, why won't my friend play with me anymore?"
"Well, you see honey, your friend is dead because they couldn't raise the money to keep him alive."
"Like grandma?"
"Exactly like Grandma."
arstechnica.com/gadgets/2024...
"Well, you see honey, your friend is dead because they couldn't raise the money to keep him alive."
"Like grandma?"
"Exactly like Grandma."
arstechnica.com/gadgets/2024...
Ran the race that was my first race running. 3/11 for my age/gender and super stoked on my gains.
December 8, 2024 at 4:17 AM
Ran the race that was my first race running. 3/11 for my age/gender and super stoked on my gains.
Post appointment snack and beer: second (and last beer) is fun. Dream Warp at Here Today Brewery, table beer with chamomile and lemon, is very nice.
December 6, 2024 at 1:30 AM
Post appointment snack and beer: second (and last beer) is fun. Dream Warp at Here Today Brewery, table beer with chamomile and lemon, is very nice.
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Hey @markey.senate.gov @edmarkey.bsky.social, could you maybe not push to support a bill that if it becomes law, the GOP would use to force useful info for LGBTQ folks offline, by claiming it's "harmful"? One of your co-signers on this letter directly came out and said that's what the law is for.
December 4, 2024 at 11:02 PM
Hey @markey.senate.gov @edmarkey.bsky.social, could you maybe not push to support a bill that if it becomes law, the GOP would use to force useful info for LGBTQ folks offline, by claiming it's "harmful"? One of your co-signers on this letter directly came out and said that's what the law is for.
Claire Saffitz's Double-Apple Crumble Cake
November 30, 2024 at 3:52 AM
Claire Saffitz's Double-Apple Crumble Cake
Bad: I misremembered a tart pan and two cake rounds as being at least one cake round with a removable bottom (should be using a spring form).
November 30, 2024 at 2:22 AM
Bad: I misremembered a tart pan and two cake rounds as being at least one cake round with a removable bottom (should be using a spring form).
A little beer to congratulate myself for a day (pretzel also, not pictured)
November 22, 2024 at 12:41 AM
A little beer to congratulate myself for a day (pretzel also, not pictured)