That big guy KNOWS there’s no world where he’s ever fitting through that doorway 😏

Update: went to the bathroom just now and let loose. Wish one of you fuckers could just latch yourselves onto the depths of my fluffy crack and gobble up my farts for me. Wouldn’t want anyone else sniffing this shitty air up.

Great, now I’m hard on the train…..

Thought I was done once I did all that, but I’ve just been periodically cropdusting the guy behind me for the past 5 minutes, and I’m too embarrassed to get up and go to the bathroom again in such a short timespan.

Imaging if I couldn’t say that I would sniff and fuck that log and smear it all on and in between their cheeks while I hotdog their massive fart buckets. Their shit containers. Their wide load. Their stink tank. Their dumper. Their shitter.

Imagine if I couldn’t say that.

We want that for you as well.
That mood is currently taking me.

Imagine if I couldn’t say, right now, that I want to use my beak to give someone’s deep, fat, thick bootycrack a good scritch.
Imagine if I couldn’t say that I’d want to be thanked by having them let out a big log into my face.

No. That gravy are on those flippers to begin with. He’s not being subtle with it. Gimme those flips…. Put them in my beak…. I’ll suck them clean…~

CW: #SCAT #HYPERSCAT

Here’s the still pics, especially because there’s no way in hell that gif came out in decent resolution on this site

Seems like you need someone to sniff up all that gas for you
*says in a very horny yet actually somewhat worried way 😏*

The original description said to send you 5 grand if I nutted to this….

soooo is it like a one-time payment thing, or does the amount of money I need to give you stack up for every time I cum to this..? Cuz my financial situation is not prepared for this. I’m not explaining this to the bank either…

Because the lion knows other lions’ tongues will be his toilet paper