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secretbaldeagle.bsky.social
Very Horny Bird 🔞
@secretbaldeagle.bsky.social
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• 18 | He/They | 🇺🇸🆘 | 🏳️‍🌈 | 🔞 | 🦅 Sona

• Just a bald eagle who LOVES fat peeps that fart, burp, and shit real loud, long, deep, and stinky
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• MINORS/PEDOS/ZOOPHILES/BABYFURS will be BANNED

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Very Horny Bird 🔞 @secretbaldeagle.bsky.social · Jan 4
This is an 18+ kink account!

I’m a gay bald eagle, and I like stinky #furry stuff.

This MAINLY involves #burp, #fart, and #scat. From now on, I will try to remember to tag my media posts with hashtags of such so that people can block certain stuff I post if they’re not into it. Enjoy.~

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secretbaldeagle.bsky.social
On the train back to uni. went to the bathroom earlier to just let out a bunch of farts I’ve been holding in for the past four hours.
December 1, 2025 at 4:38 AM
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pghgraffiti.bsky.social
November 30, 2025 at 12:53 AM
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watmeedraw.bsky.social
Aldo is hot as fuck (1/2)
November 30, 2025 at 9:44 PM
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watmeedraw.bsky.social
Sitting Ducks yaoi
November 24, 2025 at 12:07 AM
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brappymouse.bsky.social
CW: Scat

An alt to a commission from a close friend M4RB1T!
Kim Puchi, fashion designing Red Panda makes briefs MADE for soiling~
November 30, 2025 at 6:05 PM
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streakybeakz.bsky.social
Well? You gonna let all that gravy go to waste? 😔😏🤎

Some flipper smut based on that one short where he helps a Turkey lose weight before Thanksgiving. I guess melting down's one way to reach your goal uvu

#nsfw #nsfwfurryart #daffyduck #impliedvore #feet #flipperfriday #olfactophilia #thanksgiving
A digital illustration of Daffy Duck with his musky gravy covered flippers propped up on a table covered in Thanksgiving dinner scraps. The plate taking the center stage is full of turkey bones, and sauce; an empty pie plate and a plate of half eaten cranberry sauce and a corn cob sit in front of it. A few blue feathers lay on his belly, which is fat and stuffed, presumably with whoever those bones belong to uvu
November 30, 2025 at 12:04 AM
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dillo.media
hat that says "if you're not masturbating to me I can only assume you're masturbating against me"
August 14, 2025 at 6:35 AM
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kibble.hyperscat.com
CW: #SCAT #HYPERSCAT

Here’s the still pics, especially because there’s no way in hell that gif came out in decent resolution on this site
Kibble laying on their chest leaning on their massive noisily churning ball gut as they struggle to push out an incredibly girthy log of poop that’s still only crowning The log clogging their system jettisons out in an arc as they blast out a huge fart of trapped gas with the sudden climax of relief. Their stomach is visibly smaller from being physically emptied Sloppier waste erupts out like lava from a volcano as they huff out overwhelmed from the bodily function. Their gut continues to deflate as they purge out the muddy avalanche spewing from their behind
November 29, 2025 at 4:04 AM
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kibble.hyperscat.com
CW: #SCAT #HYPERSCAT

Don’t worry here’s the real post thanksgiving aftermath, just had to push out the plug to get it flowing
November 29, 2025 at 3:50 AM
secretbaldeagle.bsky.social
If you don’t count the fact that his mom is Skrillex’s agent, I like the thought that 2hollis got popular off of FIFA and Yo Gabba Gabba.

This will always be a peak FC24 track.
poster boy - 2hollis (EAFC 24 SOUNDTRACK)
YouTube video by favelamarek
youtu.be
November 28, 2025 at 10:41 PM
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kibblekritterz.bsky.social
Canadian thanksgiving already came and went in October but I hope you don’t mind if I steal some of the post-thanksgiving-aftermath valour by inflicting it upon my poor sona
Kibble with a round bloated gut laying on their back farting and belching as their stomach churns noisily
November 28, 2025 at 7:21 PM
secretbaldeagle.bsky.social
This is what I’ve learned I should/shouldn’t do when it comes to telling others what I want for my birthday. Tell me if this is true.
November 28, 2025 at 10:15 PM
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gnarlyanimal.bsky.social
alright i'll bite

(if you don't want to suffer going through my gallery on here, check out my furaffinity for high res images, link in bio)
November 28, 2025 at 9:46 PM
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thehypnopotamus.bsky.social
Lose yourself to the hypno-butt.. Spread, sniff and obey 🌀

Comm by @megacoolbear.bsky.social
November 28, 2025 at 9:10 PM
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nmcrimen.bsky.social
Grovile
November 27, 2025 at 7:03 PM
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dizfoley.bsky.social
Every birdsona today. 🦃

"Assume the position."

🎨 @remywolf.bsky.social
A black and white bird character showing off their butt and tail feathers lifted with their face being seen between their legs.
November 28, 2025 at 4:00 AM
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jvp.bsky.social
On this day, Indigenous people and allies confront the settler-colonial narratives of “Thanksgiving,” observing it instead as a National Day of Mourning.
November 27, 2025 at 3:12 PM
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streakybeakz.bsky.social
Hope y'all have been havin a nice, and filling turkey day uvu
I'm incredibly thankful for all the love you guys have shown me in my time sharing my stuff

Happy Thanksgiving stinkies~
🦃🤎
November 28, 2025 at 12:54 AM
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streakybeakz.bsky.social
"Glutes~" u//v//u

Jake from Free Birds

Some big hunky himbo turkey butt for turkey day lol
Gobble Gobble 🦃❤️

I also included a version where his tailfeathers are removed cause the way I drew his back and shoulders has me hot under the collar LOL

#nsfw #furryart #nsfwfurryart #bird #turkey
A digital drawing of Jake from the movie Free Birds, flexing and looking back at the viewer, tailfeathers lifted, his sweaty ass squeezing and tensing up A digital drawing of Jake from the movie Free Birds presenting his rear to the viewer with a smirk and a flex. This version has the tailfeathers removed because I like the way I drew his back lol
November 28, 2025 at 1:09 AM
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streakybeakz.bsky.social
Here's a lil wip o something I'm working on rn
I am REEEEEALLY HOPING that I can manage to eek out some cell service to post this tomorrow LOL
it was meant for today but I only have so much time to work on stuff uvu;

#nsfw #furryart #nsfwfurryart #daffyduck #wip
a crop of some daffy duck art I'm making, initially thanksgiving themed~
November 28, 2025 at 1:31 AM
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reyxzin.bsky.social
the best thing about being fat and gay is that if you’re ever horny you can just look down at your own belly and jerk off
November 28, 2025 at 12:45 AM
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tkingfisher.com
These guys are great! I donate every year and may I suggest that some of the crafts they sell on behalf of the elders make great Christmas presents?
jackattack.bsky.social Jack Musto 🐇 🌕 🐺 @jackattack.bsky.social · 4d
Time once again to rep my favorite place for giving: anelder.org - they supply food, firewood and supplies for traditional crafting to Navajo Elders. If you have the cash, please give these folks a hand.
November 27, 2025 at 9:41 PM
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nilahmagruder.com
One of my former mentees is a tribal member and the most recent things we talked about over e-mail is that ICE is detaining Indigenous people but it goes vastly underreported.
November 27, 2025 at 5:06 PM
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streakybeakz.bsky.social
HAAAAAAAAAA I LOOOOVE NOT HAVING INTERNET FOR OVER A WEEK! 😍🔫

finally managed to drag myself over to a bud's place so I can check in on you stinkies and upload stuff!
November 27, 2025 at 11:57 PM
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gravityballs.bsky.social
also forgot to post this one here cause i was druuuunk af!! sorry
August 15, 2025 at 7:03 PM