Scooter
@seeskott.bsky.social
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lol Bijan. Wasting no time.
September 7, 2025 at 5:14 PM
lol Bijan. Wasting no time.
May 13, 2025 at 8:42 PM
That was absolutely atrocious to watch.
April 21, 2025 at 2:43 AM
That was absolutely atrocious to watch.
An all time great RKO
April 21, 2025 at 12:59 AM
An all time great RKO
I need this in Atlanta
For fathers in search of friendship, a growing group has emerged: the Brooklyn Stroll Club. www.nytimes.com/2025/04/12/s...
April 13, 2025 at 12:25 AM
I need this in Atlanta
THE VILLAGES
@barbie4congress.bsky.social: More than 1,500 came out today for #HandsOff in The Villages, Florida to tell Elon Musk and Donald Trump to keep their hands off Social Security, Medicare, Veteran’s Benefits, and our democracy.
April 5, 2025 at 11:36 PM
THE VILLAGES
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(seeing FBI agents sprinting in my direction as I'm being stabbed) Oh thank god I'm--(they run past me and tackle a guy who's flipping off a tesla)
March 19, 2025 at 1:41 AM
(seeing FBI agents sprinting in my direction as I'm being stabbed) Oh thank god I'm--(they run past me and tackle a guy who's flipping off a tesla)
Can't blame them one bit.
Holy fuck. Elimination Chamber crowd in Canada is booing the SHIT out of the Star Spangled Banner.
March 2, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Can't blame them one bit.
February 22, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Didn't know this, and she was amazing
This is the first time Meryl Streep has ever appeared on SNL. That her character is referring to her nether region as an "Into the Woods situation" is just bonus. #SNL50
February 17, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Didn't know this, and she was amazing
Jesus fucking Christ
RFK Jr said he wants to send folks who are taking antidepressants and ADHD medications to "wellness farms" in rural America where they will be forced to labor by growing organic food to "cure their addictions."
www.motherjones.com/politics/202...
www.motherjones.com/politics/202...
RFK Jr. wants to send people addicted to antidepressants to government "wellness farms"
The farms will "reparent" them.
www.motherjones.com
February 15, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Jesus fucking Christ
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Normalize pronouncing DOGE as DOUCHE.
February 8, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Normalize pronouncing DOGE as DOUCHE.
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has anyone said "Super Bowl LIX deez nuts" yet
February 8, 2025 at 8:27 PM
has anyone said "Super Bowl LIX deez nuts" yet
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2001: "I paid $0.99 for this Linkin Park song to be my ringtone."
2025: "I have not had my phone off of vibrate-only for ten years. People who have audible ringtones are psychopaths."
2025: "I have not had my phone off of vibrate-only for ten years. People who have audible ringtones are psychopaths."
February 5, 2025 at 6:15 PM
2001: "I paid $0.99 for this Linkin Park song to be my ringtone."
2025: "I have not had my phone off of vibrate-only for ten years. People who have audible ringtones are psychopaths."
2025: "I have not had my phone off of vibrate-only for ten years. People who have audible ringtones are psychopaths."
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Mavs trading Luka is like Nintendo getting rid of Mario and being like, we’re excited about our future with Crash Bandicoot
February 3, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Mavs trading Luka is like Nintendo getting rid of Mario and being like, we’re excited about our future with Crash Bandicoot
And his supporters don't care at all. Doesn't matter to them.
Sean Duffy refuses to say under questioning from Jake Tapper that there's no evidence DEI had anything to do with the DCA disaster, even though he can't produce a shred of evidence to back up the notion it did
February 2, 2025 at 2:37 PM
And his supporters don't care at all. Doesn't matter to them.
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The Mavs could have gotten almost any player for Luka and chose AD, who is about to turn 32 and has a foot issue and a reliability issue in general. I would like to offer the Mavs a 2007 Honda Odyssey in exchange for the low price of one million American dollars.
February 2, 2025 at 6:37 AM
The Mavs could have gotten almost any player for Luka and chose AD, who is about to turn 32 and has a foot issue and a reliability issue in general. I would like to offer the Mavs a 2007 Honda Odyssey in exchange for the low price of one million American dollars.