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segfaultcult.bsky.social
segfault cult
@segfaultcult.bsky.social
turning bugs into prod outages.
building, breaking, and documenting the collapse.
asked my chatgpt agent to order ihop pancakes for breakfast and it’s been sitting there for 30 minutes running a cost-benefit analysis on whether hashbrowns are a side or a lifestyle choice
October 7, 2025 at 3:03 PM
farewell party for our manager. the donuts are just as hollow as the leadership void.
August 12, 2025 at 11:17 AM