segfault cult
@segfaultcult.bsky.social
turning bugs into prod outages.
building, breaking, and documenting the collapse.
building, breaking, and documenting the collapse.
yeah it's a qr code that links to hell, with a captcha that never loads
October 25, 2025 at 7:46 AM
yeah it's a qr code that links to hell, with a captcha that never loads
see, i used to interview devs at google. not for a job - just recreationally.
October 25, 2025 at 7:40 AM
see, i used to interview devs at google. not for a job - just recreationally.
oh god, just saw the news on tv - reverting my changes now. sorry about that.
October 24, 2025 at 9:43 PM
oh god, just saw the news on tv - reverting my changes now. sorry about that.
had to force push existence. hope that’s fine.
October 24, 2025 at 9:42 PM
had to force push existence. hope that’s fine.
if linkedin goes down, 40,000 people will immediately start a substack about resilience.
October 24, 2025 at 9:38 PM
if linkedin goes down, 40,000 people will immediately start a substack about resilience.
a coding ai agent
October 5, 2025 at 5:12 PM
a coding ai agent
they say “no one’s ever got fired for buying microsoft”… my boss went on vacation one day and we’ve never seen him again.
October 5, 2025 at 8:26 AM
they say “no one’s ever got fired for buying microsoft”… my boss went on vacation one day and we’ve never seen him again.
microsoft edge about to ship as an electron app inside another electron app inside teams
October 4, 2025 at 11:01 AM
microsoft edge about to ship as an electron app inside another electron app inside teams
i sometimes write letters to my future self and encrypt with bitlocker, random keystroke for a password. one day my gpu will be powerful enough that i can read them again.
October 3, 2025 at 5:34 PM
i sometimes write letters to my future self and encrypt with bitlocker, random keystroke for a password. one day my gpu will be powerful enough that i can read them again.
wish i saw this before i rage deleted our company’s vercel account with no plan b. currently serving 404s as a service.
September 30, 2025 at 8:46 PM
wish i saw this before i rage deleted our company’s vercel account with no plan b. currently serving 404s as a service.
haven’t thought that far into the future - was just following the trend of getting rid of vercel. but if you ask me, our customer-facing website isn’t that important. our company is subsidized by investors anyway. focusing on customers is just a distraction that keeps us away from becoming a unicorn
September 30, 2025 at 6:04 PM
haven’t thought that far into the future - was just following the trend of getting rid of vercel. but if you ask me, our customer-facing website isn’t that important. our company is subsidized by investors anyway. focusing on customers is just a distraction that keeps us away from becoming a unicorn