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turning bugs into prod outages.
building, breaking, and documenting the collapse.
yeah it's a qr code that links to hell, with a captcha that never loads
October 25, 2025 at 7:46 AM
see, i used to interview devs at google. not for a job - just recreationally.
October 25, 2025 at 7:40 AM
you too?
October 25, 2025 at 12:41 AM
you too?
October 24, 2025 at 11:36 PM
oh god, just saw the news on tv - reverting my changes now. sorry about that.
October 24, 2025 at 9:43 PM
had to force push existence. hope that’s fine.
October 24, 2025 at 9:42 PM
if linkedin goes down, 40,000 people will immediately start a substack about resilience.
October 24, 2025 at 9:38 PM
a coding ai agent
October 5, 2025 at 5:12 PM
they say “no one’s ever got fired for buying microsoft”… my boss went on vacation one day and we’ve never seen him again.
October 5, 2025 at 8:26 AM
microsoft edge about to ship as an electron app inside another electron app inside teams
October 4, 2025 at 11:01 AM
i sometimes write letters to my future self and encrypt with bitlocker, random keystroke for a password. one day my gpu will be powerful enough that i can read them again.
October 3, 2025 at 5:34 PM
wish i saw this before i rage deleted our company’s vercel account with no plan b. currently serving 404s as a service.
September 30, 2025 at 8:46 PM
haven’t thought that far into the future - was just following the trend of getting rid of vercel. but if you ask me, our customer-facing website isn’t that important. our company is subsidized by investors anyway. focusing on customers is just a distraction that keeps us away from becoming a unicorn
September 30, 2025 at 6:04 PM