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Sela
@sela.bsky.social
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we are the new world and we will win

happily married to my incredible wife
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Dark Souls victory font that says LAYLA VINDICATED
February 6, 2026 at 3:32 AM
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mfw Duskbloods doesn't show up in the nintendo partner direct
"my disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined" meme
February 5, 2026 at 2:59 PM
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capital-d discourse is the mind killer
screenshot of interface to add muted words or tags that shows user muting the phrase "burrito taxi"
January 30, 2026 at 5:37 PM
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what the hell
Bluesky’s “What’s up?” at the top of the Following feed but it says “Do you know the muffin man?”
January 27, 2026 at 10:21 PM
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Hermann Gottlieb's Double Event Speech meme: 1. First panel: Herman says "In the beginning, the episodes of Resist account Poster's Madness were spaced out by 72 hours" 2. Second panel: "Then 48, then 24, then every 12 hours. The last one in was today" 3. Third panel: "Tomorrow, we could be seeing Resist account Poster's Madness every eight hours, until they are posting every four minutes" 4. Fourth panel: "Marshal, we should witness a double event within seven days"
January 19, 2026 at 11:24 PM
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Meme from the Simpsons: 1. Lisa is dragging bart in a kid's wagon yellling "mom, dad, bart's dead!" 2. Homer and Marge sit up gasping 3. Bart sits up and says "that's right, dead tired i'm not getting more engagement on bluesky!"
January 19, 2026 at 10:43 PM
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screenshot of a tweet by wolf pupy @wolfpupy i hit the hay all day mother fucker. 24 hour sleep cycle. if you awake you a fake. its bed time bitch 11:34 AM · Oct 20, 2013
January 17, 2026 at 8:29 PM
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people don’t like to hear it but this is what peak wife guy performance looks like
Toad, from Mario
January 15, 2026 at 5:22 PM
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The Simpsons meme where everyone in Bart's class is looking at him waiting for him to say the line
January 14, 2026 at 1:57 AM
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okay...this one's on me...i take full responsibility
AVENGERS DOOMSDAY RUNTIME 453 HOURS AND 35 MINUTES
January 10, 2026 at 6:25 AM
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okay i looked away again then looked back SORRY
AVENGERS DOOMSDAY RUNTIME 43 HOURS AND 5 MINUTES
January 10, 2026 at 6:21 AM
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oh shit i looked away for ONE SECOND and then
AVENGERS DOOMSDAY RUNTIME 8 HOURS AND 5 MINUTES
January 10, 2026 at 6:16 AM
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this game is not good and yet it is incredible, I can’t explain it
That famous scene from Knives Out, Benoit Blanc says it makes no damn sense, compels me though
January 9, 2026 at 8:24 PM