This holiday season GaaS up your family gatherings!

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May the universe bring a wife to Stella, amen

This is "I know that Jesus is a magic demigod, and the important thing is to show God the respect that he deserves", but actually the story of the Nativity is, "I don't know who this stranger is, but I can see they need help, and I'm going to be compassionate whether he deserves it or not."

Mowers are Closers

my wife is European, insists we in the US jack up the sugar content in everything, and didn’t like See’s for this reason

derek’s misfortune is the genesis of patreon fortune

recast all the X-Men tomorrow WHO CARES ABOUT THE PAST BE FREE

Sure genocide is bad but have you considered the healing power of vertical integration and corporate synergies

i don’t trust Feige to make good X-Men movies but also: where the fuck are our X-Men movies you could do so much

Forget em

you get the sweet, you get the savory, you get the best fast food coffee, what’s not to love

pvp flag on

She would’ve written a whole book as an obvious corollary to Heated Rivalry about Saint Augustine and Lestat

they know what they did

Christmas dinner feels like an obligation, Christmas breakfast is a treat

One of my siblings is a chef and has made some extremely kickass Christmas breakfasts