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Sela
@sela.bsky.social
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we are the new world and we will win happily married to my incredible wife
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Sela @sela.bsky.social · 4h
Overly familiar replies from strangers: no thank you
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Sela @sela.bsky.social · 4h
Buddy you don’t know me
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Sela @sela.bsky.social · 4h
That’s just quality baseball and I’m saying that as someone who wanted the Jays to win
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Sela @sela.bsky.social · 4h
How can the Dodgers ever been the villains of baseball in any way while the Yankees exist
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Sela @sela.bsky.social · 5h
a man in a suit and tie is talking to someone and saying hey .
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is talking to someone and saying hey .
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Sela @sela.bsky.social · 5h
It’s cool to see the fourth once in a lifetime economic crisis in my lifetime rapidly approaching and be able to do nothing about it
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Sela @sela.bsky.social · 5h
The first one got carried by the projection screen scare which is truly great
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Isaac! At the Butler! @isaacbutler.bsky.social · 8h
Henry Kissinger: I declare all my business with Cambodia settled. If Cambodia would like to reset things, unblock, and move forward, I am happy to do so.
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Sela @sela.bsky.social · 21h
The best time for Brianna Wu to shut the fuck up was a long time ago but the second best time is right now
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Sela @sela.bsky.social · 21h
Oh I read it and actually she can just shut the fuck up
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Sela @sela.bsky.social · 21h
Oh did she say sorry
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Sela @sela.bsky.social · 23h
Can we please please please please please please please elect a mayor who actually loves this city
zohrankmamdani.bsky.social Zohran Kwame Mamdani @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social · 1d
أنا اسمي زهران ممدان وعم رشّح حالي لأكون العمدة الجديد في مدينة نيويورك
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Sela @sela.bsky.social · 23h
What’s the blurst that could happen
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Sela @sela.bsky.social · 1d
It’s that time of year where I play a scary game for my wife to watch while I play and this year it’s THE QUARRY
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Sela @sela.bsky.social · 1d
SILVA
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Sela @sela.bsky.social · 1d
What Jakub’s post presupposes is the woke hedge fund manager, the woke cop, the woke surgeon, the woke dentist, the woke car salesman, etc etc etc
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Sela @sela.bsky.social · 1d
Yes they were made to sell toys but one thing He-Man and She-Ra got absolutely correct is that holding up a sword and transforming is sick as hell
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Sela @sela.bsky.social · 1d
I just saw a Brit post “why can’t unpaid air traffic controllers just strike???” and I absolutely did not have the every to explain one of the most important labor events of the last 50 years here
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Sela @sela.bsky.social · 2d
yeah i didn't mention that one for a reason
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Sela @sela.bsky.social · 2d
"we thought about how we could do heavy-handed discord mod rules but Worse - and succeeded!"
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Sela @sela.bsky.social · 2d
oh that is a GREAT venue for rocky horror vibes
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Sela @sela.bsky.social · 2d
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Sela @sela.bsky.social · 2d
no your car is also not a place of love. but i still need it.
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Sela @sela.bsky.social · 2d
SENTIMENT ANALYSIS COMPLETE

your post has been deemed A BUMMER

your are BANISHED to MUTE PURGATORY for 12 HOURS
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