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Sela
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we are the new world and we will win happily married to my incredible wife
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Overly familiar replies from strangers: no thank you
Buddy you don’t know me
That’s just quality baseball and I’m saying that as someone who wanted the Jays to win
How can the Dodgers ever been the villains of baseball in any way while the Yankees exist
It’s cool to see the fourth once in a lifetime economic crisis in my lifetime rapidly approaching and be able to do nothing about it
The first one got carried by the projection screen scare which is truly great
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Henry Kissinger: I declare all my business with Cambodia settled. If Cambodia would like to reset things, unblock, and move forward, I am happy to do so.
The best time for Brianna Wu to shut the fuck up was a long time ago but the second best time is right now
Oh I read it and actually she can just shut the fuck up
Oh did she say sorry
Can we please please please please please please please elect a mayor who actually loves this city
أنا اسمي زهران ممدان وعم رشّح حالي لأكون العمدة الجديد في مدينة نيويورك
What’s the blurst that could happen
It’s that time of year where I play a scary game for my wife to watch while I play and this year it’s THE QUARRY
What Jakub’s post presupposes is the woke hedge fund manager, the woke cop, the woke surgeon, the woke dentist, the woke car salesman, etc etc etc
Yes they were made to sell toys but one thing He-Man and She-Ra got absolutely correct is that holding up a sword and transforming is sick as hell
I just saw a Brit post “why can’t unpaid air traffic controllers just strike???” and I absolutely did not have the every to explain one of the most important labor events of the last 50 years here
yeah i didn't mention that one for a reason
"we thought about how we could do heavy-handed discord mod rules but Worse - and succeeded!"
oh that is a GREAT venue for rocky horror vibes
no your car is also not a place of love. but i still need it.
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