Eris
@seleristicillusion.bsky.social
Selery | She/Her | 36 | Pansexual | Polyamorous | Cannabis Industry | Zen Discordian |
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Eris
@seleristicillusion.bsky.social
· Dec 2
Bluesky! I'm Selery, like the vegetable! Im an Esteemed Discordian Episkapos and casual occult practitioner! I exist in a state of perpetual invocation, my pineal gland overflowing with Eris! My hair has been BLUE for two years and will stay BLUE for the foreseeable future!
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They used to "laugh and call him names." Now they're all dead
December 14, 2025 at 1:55 PM
They used to "laugh and call him names." Now they're all dead
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fuck yeah baby spread it, spread that christmas joy for me slut
December 13, 2025 at 11:28 PM
fuck yeah baby spread it, spread that christmas joy for me slut
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One of these days I'm just gonna stop here and be blue and gold for a while. Not today, though. Fresh blue on the way, trying a new brand because my normal one might be going out of production!
December 12, 2025 at 2:50 AM
One of these days I'm just gonna stop here and be blue and gold for a while. Not today, though. Fresh blue on the way, trying a new brand because my normal one might be going out of production!
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pizza has never looked better than in the opening segment of teenage mutant ninja turtles II: the secret of the ooze
December 11, 2025 at 9:08 PM
pizza has never looked better than in the opening segment of teenage mutant ninja turtles II: the secret of the ooze
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Transbians are hilarious because they spent decades of their life Cishet until they realized they were the queerest mfers in any room.
December 10, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Transbians are hilarious because they spent decades of their life Cishet until they realized they were the queerest mfers in any room.
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White House Begins Christmas Season With Ceremonial Lighting Of Cross
December 10, 2025 at 10:00 PM
White House Begins Christmas Season With Ceremonial Lighting Of Cross
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Me: What if Allan Sherman were in Daft Punk. He'd be all like, "hello muddah, hello faddah, fasta stronga, betta hahda 🎶"
My date who I will NOT be seeing again: you don't have to do the voices 🙄
My date who I will NOT be seeing again: you don't have to do the voices 🙄
December 10, 2025 at 7:50 AM
Me: What if Allan Sherman were in Daft Punk. He'd be all like, "hello muddah, hello faddah, fasta stronga, betta hahda 🎶"
My date who I will NOT be seeing again: you don't have to do the voices 🙄
My date who I will NOT be seeing again: you don't have to do the voices 🙄
I think risperidone's the right stuff for this clown. Legit I did some research and said "give me the one that stops autistic kids hitting themselves" and sure as shit I stopped hitting myself
December 10, 2025 at 4:19 AM
I think risperidone's the right stuff for this clown. Legit I did some research and said "give me the one that stops autistic kids hitting themselves" and sure as shit I stopped hitting myself
Tried using Instagram for a bit because it's the social media everyone I know in my offline life uses, but holy shit I can't do the algorithm. And it's too easy to consume because that's what the algorithm rewards. I can't engage with it safely.
December 10, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Tried using Instagram for a bit because it's the social media everyone I know in my offline life uses, but holy shit I can't do the algorithm. And it's too easy to consume because that's what the algorithm rewards. I can't engage with it safely.
Christmas Clown <3
December 10, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Christmas Clown <3
We got kind of a giant Christmas tree. We were stoned and didn't didn't measure when we ordered it. But I don't mind. I'm weirdly in the Christmas spirit this year. I blame the risperidone <3
December 10, 2025 at 4:08 AM
We got kind of a giant Christmas tree. We were stoned and didn't didn't measure when we ordered it. But I don't mind. I'm weirdly in the Christmas spirit this year. I blame the risperidone <3
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They should invent a brain that can feel more than sadness.
October 1, 2025 at 3:46 PM
They should invent a brain that can feel more than sadness.
The Amelia Earhart files thing might be the funniest Epstein files joke I've heard. Whoever convinced him this was a good idea is a comedic genius.
September 27, 2025 at 6:09 AM
The Amelia Earhart files thing might be the funniest Epstein files joke I've heard. Whoever convinced him this was a good idea is a comedic genius.
This shirt is ancient, like at least 20 years old
September 22, 2025 at 9:45 PM
This shirt is ancient, like at least 20 years old
It waited an extra day, but now we wait to see what they say
September 22, 2025 at 8:49 PM
It waited an extra day, but now we wait to see what they say
I bet a lot of people went into Him looking for a football movie and left feeling castigated as consumers of American sports culture
September 22, 2025 at 2:43 AM
I bet a lot of people went into Him looking for a football movie and left feeling castigated as consumers of American sports culture
Holy shit Him is good. Go see Him.
September 22, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Holy shit Him is good. Go see Him.
Told the lyft driver we were going to see a horror movie and got a lecture about demons
September 21, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Told the lyft driver we were going to see a horror movie and got a lecture about demons
Feeling incredibly lonely
September 21, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Feeling incredibly lonely
Gonna write Vibe Cannabis a strongly worded letter in the morning. This shit really shouldn't be on my shelf in 2025.
September 21, 2025 at 4:47 AM
Gonna write Vibe Cannabis a strongly worded letter in the morning. This shit really shouldn't be on my shelf in 2025.
ooohhh I got a partner in crime might really get into some good trouble idk im scared right now because I'm sleepy
Which Side Are You On?
YouTube video by Rough House Rosie - Topic
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September 19, 2025 at 6:30 AM
ooohhh I got a partner in crime might really get into some good trouble idk im scared right now because I'm sleepy
Had a real awkward moment today of purest passing where someone asked if my parents were some kinda hippies for naming me Selery. Told him it was a chosen name and that my parents are bad people. It's happened before. Always awkward.
September 19, 2025 at 5:40 AM
Had a real awkward moment today of purest passing where someone asked if my parents were some kinda hippies for naming me Selery. Told him it was a chosen name and that my parents are bad people. It's happened before. Always awkward.
I got a voicemail intended for my mother, someone I haven't spoken to in ~13 years. She might be in some trouble. idk. Not my fuckin problem. Getting calls looking for her is my problem.
September 18, 2025 at 4:13 PM
I got a voicemail intended for my mother, someone I haven't spoken to in ~13 years. She might be in some trouble. idk. Not my fuckin problem. Getting calls looking for her is my problem.
Might stir up some good trouble idk
Which Side Are You On?
YouTube video by S.G. Goodman - Topic
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September 18, 2025 at 5:24 AM
Might stir up some good trouble idk