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@selkiee.bsky.social
30's • canadian • she/they • pet groomer • pagan • chaotic good
vidyagames, ttrpgs, shitposting
vidyagames, ttrpgs, shitposting
November 19, 2025 at 11:34 AM
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Hey remember when Vox was all -
"We have the chance to be more than overlords. We have the chance to be gods!"
I would sell my soul to see full demon Alastor slam Vox into the ground like the Hulk did to Loki.
#HazbinHotelSeason2 #HazbinHotel #Vox #Alastor
"We have the chance to be more than overlords. We have the chance to be gods!"
I would sell my soul to see full demon Alastor slam Vox into the ground like the Hulk did to Loki.
#HazbinHotelSeason2 #HazbinHotel #Vox #Alastor
November 16, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Hey remember when Vox was all -
"We have the chance to be more than overlords. We have the chance to be gods!"
I would sell my soul to see full demon Alastor slam Vox into the ground like the Hulk did to Loki.
#HazbinHotelSeason2 #HazbinHotel #Vox #Alastor
"We have the chance to be more than overlords. We have the chance to be gods!"
I would sell my soul to see full demon Alastor slam Vox into the ground like the Hulk did to Loki.
#HazbinHotelSeason2 #HazbinHotel #Vox #Alastor
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This part was super emotional. Because The Speaker makes Pen feel safer after helping him realize he was selfless. Seeing Sera realize her own mistakes and Em comforting her? 😭😭
#HazbinHotelSeason2 #Spoilers #HazbinS2 #Sera #Emily #SirPentious #TheSpeaker
#HazbinHotelSeason2 #Spoilers #HazbinS2 #Sera #Emily #SirPentious #TheSpeaker
October 30, 2025 at 8:56 AM
This part was super emotional. Because The Speaker makes Pen feel safer after helping him realize he was selfless. Seeing Sera realize her own mistakes and Em comforting her? 😭😭
#HazbinHotelSeason2 #Spoilers #HazbinS2 #Sera #Emily #SirPentious #TheSpeaker
#HazbinHotelSeason2 #Spoilers #HazbinS2 #Sera #Emily #SirPentious #TheSpeaker
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"I can still hear the falcon's cry. Do you?"
What a way to bring everyone together!! And boy does it feel kinda nostalgic to get lost in some fanart for a brand new episode...
#CriticalRoleSpoilers #CriticalRole #CriticalRoleFanart
What a way to bring everyone together!! And boy does it feel kinda nostalgic to get lost in some fanart for a brand new episode...
#CriticalRoleSpoilers #CriticalRole #CriticalRoleFanart
October 3, 2025 at 3:10 PM
"I can still hear the falcon's cry. Do you?"
What a way to bring everyone together!! And boy does it feel kinda nostalgic to get lost in some fanart for a brand new episode...
#CriticalRoleSpoilers #CriticalRole #CriticalRoleFanart
What a way to bring everyone together!! And boy does it feel kinda nostalgic to get lost in some fanart for a brand new episode...
#CriticalRoleSpoilers #CriticalRole #CriticalRoleFanart
How is it that it's September 14th and I haven't heard Spooky Scary Skeleton once? It used to flood my socials by JULY. We used to be a society.
September 14, 2025 at 3:26 PM
How is it that it's September 14th and I haven't heard Spooky Scary Skeleton once? It used to flood my socials by JULY. We used to be a society.
The leading contributor to MY violent thoughts is this deteriorating meat suit being piloted by a worm with no medical knowledge more recent than 1890
RFK Jr on the mass shooting in Minnesota: "We're launching studies on the potential contribution of some of the SSRI drugs and some of the other psychiatric drugs that might be contributing to violence."
August 28, 2025 at 1:31 PM
The leading contributor to MY violent thoughts is this deteriorating meat suit being piloted by a worm with no medical knowledge more recent than 1890
I'm still coming down from the high of the best convention of my life 😭 In the past I've never gone for a signing, photo op or even a panel - this year I did all three. I even got to help host a panel which was so fun!
Can't express the amount of joy, community and love I've felt this weekend.
1/2
Can't express the amount of joy, community and love I've felt this weekend.
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August 25, 2025 at 12:29 AM
I'm still coming down from the high of the best convention of my life 😭 In the past I've never gone for a signing, photo op or even a panel - this year I did all three. I even got to help host a panel which was so fun!
Can't express the amount of joy, community and love I've felt this weekend.
1/2
Can't express the amount of joy, community and love I've felt this weekend.
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so yeah, @smashthatashe.bsky.social def wins Amirican of the Day
August 23, 2025 at 1:18 AM
so yeah, @smashthatashe.bsky.social def wins Amirican of the Day
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Keep a lookout con goers! If you see @selkiee.bsky.social or myself, we have Hazbin Hotel, Helluva Boss, and D&D class bracelets to give out! We also have little familiars courtesy of Sarah, our local Druid! #fanexpocanada2025
August 23, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Keep a lookout con goers! If you see @selkiee.bsky.social or myself, we have Hazbin Hotel, Helluva Boss, and D&D class bracelets to give out! We also have little familiars courtesy of Sarah, our local Druid! #fanexpocanada2025
If you see a goth-ass lookin' nerd out at #FanExpoToronto come say hi! I've summoned some familiars that need adopting, and I've got some d&d class bracelets to hand out (courtesy of @smashthatashe.bsky.social) 💜💜💜
August 23, 2025 at 1:32 PM
If you see a goth-ass lookin' nerd out at #FanExpoToronto come say hi! I've summoned some familiars that need adopting, and I've got some d&d class bracelets to hand out (courtesy of @smashthatashe.bsky.social) 💜💜💜
Someone come help we both need uppies 🥺
Am I a joke to you? They gave me a booster chair at Boston Pizza 😭😂
August 22, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Someone come help we both need uppies 🥺
God has the chance to do the funniest thing imaginable right now
May 18, 2025 at 12:51 PM
God has the chance to do the funniest thing imaginable right now
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TRANS RIGHTS ARE HUMAN RIGHTS
Fuck you, Trump.
Fuck you, Trump.
February 5, 2025 at 8:59 PM
TRANS RIGHTS ARE HUMAN RIGHTS
Fuck you, Trump.
Fuck you, Trump.
I'm going to start running Curse of Strahd next month. I can't wait to terrorize my players with my favourite fuckass vampire villain 🦇🩸
February 5, 2025 at 6:09 PM
I'm going to start running Curse of Strahd next month. I can't wait to terrorize my players with my favourite fuckass vampire villain 🦇🩸
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I feel like I need to walk around today wearing a shirt with the just kidding star on it just because of all the things I’m saying with my mouth
December 5, 2024 at 1:26 PM
I feel like I need to walk around today wearing a shirt with the just kidding star on it just because of all the things I’m saying with my mouth
December 3, 2024 at 11:43 PM
"And after everything you've done, everything you survived, you finally step out to face a new dawn."
We ended an over 3 year-long campaign last night. Sunsetting a character after such a long time with them is bittersweet. You fought well, Sionnach; thanks for the incredible journey.
We ended an over 3 year-long campaign last night. Sunsetting a character after such a long time with them is bittersweet. You fought well, Sionnach; thanks for the incredible journey.
December 2, 2024 at 6:37 PM
"And after everything you've done, everything you survived, you finally step out to face a new dawn."
We ended an over 3 year-long campaign last night. Sunsetting a character after such a long time with them is bittersweet. You fought well, Sionnach; thanks for the incredible journey.
We ended an over 3 year-long campaign last night. Sunsetting a character after such a long time with them is bittersweet. You fought well, Sionnach; thanks for the incredible journey.
I knew it would happen eventually. A client actually brought me an AI image as reference for how she wanted me to groom her dog. How many fucked up things can YOU see in this picture?
(Worse, the actual dog looked nothing like this. Coat-wise it was thin and straight. 🙄)
(Worse, the actual dog looked nothing like this. Coat-wise it was thin and straight. 🙄)
November 27, 2024 at 4:18 PM
I knew it would happen eventually. A client actually brought me an AI image as reference for how she wanted me to groom her dog. How many fucked up things can YOU see in this picture?
(Worse, the actual dog looked nothing like this. Coat-wise it was thin and straight. 🙄)
(Worse, the actual dog looked nothing like this. Coat-wise it was thin and straight. 🙄)
Having a Michael's open literally next to my work is the worst thing that has ever happened to my wallet. Financially I'm in shambles. My hopes for the retirement have dwindled away in exchange for craft supplies. My family will go hungry now.
Anyway I'm making a scrapbook for my D&D characters.
Anyway I'm making a scrapbook for my D&D characters.
November 27, 2024 at 1:51 PM
Having a Michael's open literally next to my work is the worst thing that has ever happened to my wallet. Financially I'm in shambles. My hopes for the retirement have dwindled away in exchange for craft supplies. My family will go hungry now.
Anyway I'm making a scrapbook for my D&D characters.
Anyway I'm making a scrapbook for my D&D characters.
Hey pogo peeps, I need more friends. 🥺 I promise to send you gifts with awesome stickers
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#pokemongo #pogo
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#pokemongo #pogo
November 27, 2024 at 1:38 PM
Hey pogo peeps, I need more friends. 🥺 I promise to send you gifts with awesome stickers
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#pokemongo #pogo
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#pokemongo #pogo
Bro I am so fucking over this illness season already. FIL has COVID despite being so careful. I've had a bronchial infection for weeks. My mom has been sick almost as long.
Please, mask up. Protecting your family and community is so important.
Please, mask up. Protecting your family and community is so important.
November 23, 2024 at 6:15 PM
Bro I am so fucking over this illness season already. FIL has COVID despite being so careful. I've had a bronchial infection for weeks. My mom has been sick almost as long.
Please, mask up. Protecting your family and community is so important.
Please, mask up. Protecting your family and community is so important.
Neopets is 25 years old today 😭💕 The site was a core part of my youth and I'm so glad that I came back to it in my 20s. Crazy to think I was 10 when it started. That's where I learned HTML, found my passion for writing and RP, and made incredible friends.
Me and Sav will be poppin bottles today! 🍾
Me and Sav will be poppin bottles today! 🍾
November 15, 2024 at 1:18 PM
Neopets is 25 years old today 😭💕 The site was a core part of my youth and I'm so glad that I came back to it in my 20s. Crazy to think I was 10 when it started. That's where I learned HTML, found my passion for writing and RP, and made incredible friends.
Me and Sav will be poppin bottles today! 🍾
Me and Sav will be poppin bottles today! 🍾
pokemon tcg pocket is so brilliantly engineered - almost insidiously so - as a dopamine dispenser. so yeah I'm obsessed.
November 13, 2024 at 4:59 PM
pokemon tcg pocket is so brilliantly engineered - almost insidiously so - as a dopamine dispenser. so yeah I'm obsessed.
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Beasts at the door-
2023 (slightly amended)
2023 (slightly amended)
November 10, 2024 at 5:05 PM
Beasts at the door-
2023 (slightly amended)
2023 (slightly amended)
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If he cannot behave,
EAT HIM.
EAT HIM.
November 11, 2024 at 4:19 PM
If he cannot behave,
EAT HIM.
EAT HIM.