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Anastasia Beaverhausen
@semisophrosyne.bsky.social
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Lover of Peanut Butter. Insomniac. First Wife Kid. Favorite Little Shit Stirrer. AB, a marshmallow on fire.

I do NOT embrace sexism, racism, or bigotry.
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The fucking field.
The beautifully green field behind my house where the kids have played often is now being policed by a man named Dick who lives in the house pictured in the back left. In my yard is Archie dog, the cutest beagle puppy, probably eating his own poop.
December 3, 2025 at 1:01 AM
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I was made for winter ❄️ But I cannot stand people who don’t learn how to drive in it 😬

These are my shoes today despite it being 17 F when I left home…
Herringbone trousers on a woman’s legs with pointed black velvet flats affixed with giant-ass black bows on the whitest feet you’ve ever seen.
December 2, 2025 at 6:27 PM
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Apple created a “best friends” slide show for me and it’s all me and Mean Cat
Me, on the bed, with a snuggling Mean Cat.
November 29, 2025 at 2:20 AM
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See a Mean Cat, post a Mean Cat 💜
Mean Cat, a beautiful tortie, asleep on her weed pillow.
November 25, 2025 at 12:18 PM
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Help, I don’t know who this is, how should I respond?
Text message that says “when shall we go play golf tomorrow?”
November 24, 2025 at 7:27 PM
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Literally filmed in IndepMO
Taylor Swift/Kelce inspired Hallmark movie
November 24, 2025 at 2:04 PM
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Fuck the police.
KCPD blocking a handicap curb cut while they get tacos.
November 22, 2025 at 12:08 AM
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Cuddle Szn
A woman with skin like porcelain, wearing a soft, cream-colored fleece sweater, open in the front to tease some cleavage.
November 21, 2025 at 3:32 AM
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I saw @mutiny32.com post and went out on the deck—figured we could drive one mile north and see them even better. Stunning no matter what.
My favorite neighbor’s house in the way of the red Northern Lights.
November 12, 2025 at 3:06 AM
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Saw some shooting stars too!
Red Northern Lights off the Little Blue Trace.
November 12, 2025 at 2:59 AM
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DUDE.
Red Northern Lights seen from Little Blue Trace.
November 12, 2025 at 2:56 AM
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Post you from a different era
Me and this nice lady at a Las Vegas Casino where I’m drunk and she’s giving me a flower lei and kissing me on the cheek.
November 7, 2025 at 8:57 PM
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Do the thing.
“I voted today!” sticker on blue denim button-up shirt.
November 4, 2025 at 2:47 PM
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I miss being this hopeful (2020)
November 3, 2025 at 9:26 PM
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I’m a very cute Ms. Universe 👑
Sparkly black dress with planets 🪐 and starry tights 💫
October 31, 2025 at 10:45 PM
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👻 Tight SZN 👻
Lady legs with green and white ghosts on black tights next to a retaining wall. A little blurry, but in my defense, a giant rat ran over the retaining wall and scared the shit out of me.
October 31, 2025 at 12:41 PM
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👻 🎃
Two ghosts carved into a pumpkin.
October 26, 2025 at 11:51 PM
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Everything is awful right now INCLUDING these dogs but they’re so damn CUTE
Two beagle dogs, lying on a gray recliner, looking innocently sweet.
October 25, 2025 at 2:52 PM
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I was a passenger on kayak this summer, and it was everything I remembered it to be even if I couldn’t paddle. Pure joy.

Sending you ❤️
Red kayak on lake on a sunny day.
October 24, 2025 at 11:00 PM
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A beagle looking at his human very innocently while resting his head on her lavender Pillow Boyfriend.
October 23, 2025 at 10:54 PM
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Silver car in the right lane left the gas station and took the whole damn pump with him 😬
Silver car in right lane with a fuel pump hanging off the driver’s side and swinging in the left lane.
October 21, 2025 at 11:14 PM
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Join the club, all the cool kids are doing it.
Woman in a tan sweater and black nightgown holding a white mug with an owl in black that says “depression is not a fucking choice.”
October 18, 2025 at 1:23 PM
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Today’s.
Black Chevy truck crashed and overturned.
October 17, 2025 at 10:33 PM
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Last night
Car crash where car is turned upside down next to a gas station.
October 17, 2025 at 10:32 PM
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OMG WHY DO I FEEL LIKE GARBAGE TODAY oh
Visible app that analyzes Long Covid symptoms over time and personalizes a response to me based on the information says I’m a 2, my body is out of a balance, and I should plan a quieter day.
October 17, 2025 at 11:34 AM