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Definitely Danny
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That one guy from that video
According to The Hill, Harry is actually suing me over the plaque.

È tú, Brutè?
February 5, 2026 at 4:17 PM
Thank you to @algreen.house.gov for the kind gesture.
February 3, 2026 at 2:10 AM
"Get ready Noah, I’m going to have some fun with you!”
February 2, 2026 at 7:33 AM
From Jim Acosta's thing. Man can't help but mug for the camera.

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January 30, 2026 at 12:04 AM
Someone in marketing came up with a product name that sounds like the random jumble of letters AI slaps on a label in a generated image.
January 29, 2026 at 1:31 AM
Ah yes: Yellow, Magenta, Cyan, and Kblack.
January 28, 2026 at 3:15 AM
Me, in the background:
January 27, 2026 at 11:25 PM
January 26, 2026 at 5:59 AM
For a brief period that actually was the position.
January 25, 2026 at 12:32 AM
Unfortunately feel like I'm going to get a lot of mileage out of this.
January 24, 2026 at 11:42 PM
Not long ago a colleague asked me for recommendations on removing his information from public databases after he recently spoke out about his experience on January 6th.

People make these threats because in many ways they work; they have a chilling effect. Not on me though! Want my badge and voice?
January 23, 2026 at 9:24 PM
January 23, 2026 at 12:41 PM
January 22, 2026 at 3:23 PM
God bless @citizensforethics.org and all but getting this auto-email from them is darkly humorous.

Like, I know, man.
January 21, 2026 at 7:21 PM
It's the little things
January 21, 2026 at 7:07 AM
Bezos strongly believes in the personal liberty of sedition.
January 15, 2026 at 10:03 PM
It's the jock version of the MTG tourney photos.
January 15, 2026 at 7:39 PM
January 15, 2026 at 2:10 PM
From The Challenger, 1946:
January 15, 2026 at 2:10 PM
Good eye
January 15, 2026 at 10:22 AM
If you can't be well-rested at least be well-dressed.
January 14, 2026 at 7:12 PM
January 13, 2026 at 4:20 AM
Relevant excerpt of my answer to a question from the House Committee on Homeland Security for their hearing entitled, “When Badges Become Targets: How Anti-Law Enforcement Rhetoric Fuels Violence Against Officers.”
January 12, 2026 at 11:41 AM
A lot of people don't know this but the MyPillow guy mandates that all his employees have read the literary canon.
January 10, 2026 at 11:38 AM
Work work
January 9, 2026 at 11:23 AM