Definitely Danny
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That one guy from that video
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Definitely Danny
@semperwry.bsky.social
· Nov 19
Hello my name is Daniel Hodges. You might know me as Every White Guy who was at the Capitol on 1/6, both insurrectionists and officers. It was a clever ruse though; I was just the one guy in the last photo. Still am, really!
;_;
The library is the safest place for doing drugs. You ever seen a cop who reads?
November 25, 2025 at 6:44 PM
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Doin' research. Found this passage in the Cato Journal from 2017.
November 22, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Doin' research. Found this passage in the Cato Journal from 2017.
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Almost a year now since I received this absolutely classic burn from the Canadian government.
November 21, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Almost a year now since I received this absolutely classic burn from the Canadian government.
It's picture day at school.
November 21, 2025 at 2:54 PM
It's picture day at school.
help I was accidentally Too Interesting in an interview
November 21, 2025 at 1:18 PM
help I was accidentally Too Interesting in an interview
Agent Smith smiling vibes
November 19, 2025 at 11:33 AM
Agent Smith smiling vibes
Knowles is one who, after hearing me describe my assault at a recent Senate hearing on political violence, said that he supported Trump's pardons of insurrectionists.
Michael Knowles: "Merrick Garland was a complete political hack."
Brian: "If Merrick Garland was a political hack, do you think Pam Bondi is a political hack?"
Michael: "I think Pam Bondi is doing a very good job."
Brian: "If Merrick Garland was a political hack, do you think Pam Bondi is a political hack?"
Michael: "I think Pam Bondi is doing a very good job."
November 18, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Knowles is one who, after hearing me describe my assault at a recent Senate hearing on political violence, said that he supported Trump's pardons of insurrectionists.
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NEW: Here's a full statement from a lawyer for the Capitol Police officer who The Blaze falsely linked to the pipe bombs discovered outside the RNC and DNC on Jan. 6.
www.nbcnews.com/politics/jus...
www.nbcnews.com/politics/jus...
November 14, 2025 at 7:29 PM
NEW: Here's a full statement from a lawyer for the Capitol Police officer who The Blaze falsely linked to the pipe bombs discovered outside the RNC and DNC on Jan. 6.
www.nbcnews.com/politics/jus...
www.nbcnews.com/politics/jus...
Happy Veteran's Day, chums
November 11, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Happy Veteran's Day, chums
Last week my dentist informed me that I grind my teeth at night.
(🚨) BREAKING NEWS: Trump Pardons 75+ Alleged Coup Plotters in Second-Most Obscene and Corrupt U.S. Presidential Pardon Ever, After His Pardon of 1,600+ Insurrectionists; New Pardon Is Confirmation That President Is Traitor to the United States
Trump pardons Rudy Giuliani, others involved in efforts to overturn 2020 election, pardon attorney says | CNN Politics
President Donald Trump has pardoned a long list of his political allies for their support or involvement in alleged plans to overturn the 2020 presidential election, according to the Department of Jus...
www.cnn.com
November 11, 2025 at 11:04 AM
Last week my dentist informed me that I grind my teeth at night.
Me walking into a Starbucks and seeing the caffeine distribution operation going on.
November 6, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Me walking into a Starbucks and seeing the caffeine distribution operation going on.
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ACAB and Defund The Police -- the two most destructive messaging efforts from sloganeers who don't actually want to fix a fucking thing and will, at every opportunity, alienate the entire electorate from actual police reform for the sheer pleasure of their own self-regarding purities.
Eat a dick.
Eat a dick.
Okay but ACAB includes David Simon.
Hard, fast rule from a veteran police reporter: Excepting anyone engaged in infiltrating a criminal conspiracy in an undercover capacity, any law officer who hides his identity from the public is a shitheel is doing vile shit and is, in fact, actively destroying the credibility of law enforcement.
November 6, 2025 at 3:02 AM
ACAB and Defund The Police -- the two most destructive messaging efforts from sloganeers who don't actually want to fix a fucking thing and will, at every opportunity, alienate the entire electorate from actual police reform for the sheer pleasure of their own self-regarding purities.
Eat a dick.
Eat a dick.
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all the firefighters down at the station sleep together in a giant pillow fort built in 1900 and every generation of fire fighters adds onto the pillow fort and it just keeps growing and growing
November 4, 2025 at 3:52 AM
all the firefighters down at the station sleep together in a giant pillow fort built in 1900 and every generation of fire fighters adds onto the pillow fort and it just keeps growing and growing
I enjoy John Oliver but hoo boy it doesn't encourage me to trust the show whenever he talks about something I actually have professional knowledge in, like the latest episode on police pursuits.
November 4, 2025 at 12:11 AM
I enjoy John Oliver but hoo boy it doesn't encourage me to trust the show whenever he talks about something I actually have professional knowledge in, like the latest episode on police pursuits.
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This is brilliant
November 3, 2025 at 4:44 AM
This is brilliant
When I go to the grocery I usually buy dinner based on what's about to expire because it's on sale
November 2, 2025 at 1:28 AM
When I go to the grocery I usually buy dinner based on what's about to expire because it's on sale
How I look at the restaurant when we finish the meal, someone asks the table if we're getting dessert and everyone looks at me
November 1, 2025 at 4:06 PM
How I look at the restaurant when we finish the meal, someone asks the table if we're getting dessert and everyone looks at me
Another pop culture ad for ICE
October 31, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Another pop culture ad for ICE
*snort*
October 30, 2025 at 10:12 PM
*snort*
Q: When will the government be reopened?
MIKE JOHNSON: I don't know any of the details of that yet. I suffer from anterograde amnesia and *checks hand tattoo* I understand my name is Michael Johnson.
MIKE JOHNSON: I don't know any of the details of that yet. I suffer from anterograde amnesia and *checks hand tattoo* I understand my name is Michael Johnson.
October 29, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Q: When will the government be reopened?
MIKE JOHNSON: I don't know any of the details of that yet. I suffer from anterograde amnesia and *checks hand tattoo* I understand my name is Michael Johnson.
MIKE JOHNSON: I don't know any of the details of that yet. I suffer from anterograde amnesia and *checks hand tattoo* I understand my name is Michael Johnson.
After describing myself being attacked in great detail, Senator Welch asked the witnesses if they supported Trumps pardons for insurrectionists. All Republican witnesses raised their hands.
This was a hearing ostensibly on how political violence is bad.
This was a hearing ostensibly on how political violence is bad.
October 29, 2025 at 1:01 AM
After describing myself being attacked in great detail, Senator Welch asked the witnesses if they supported Trumps pardons for insurrectionists. All Republican witnesses raised their hands.
This was a hearing ostensibly on how political violence is bad.
This was a hearing ostensibly on how political violence is bad.