Definitely Danny
@semperwry.bsky.social
That one guy from that video
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Definitely Danny
@semperwry.bsky.social
· Nov 19
Hello my name is Daniel Hodges. You might know me as Every White Guy who was at the Capitol on 1/6, both insurrectionists and officers. It was a clever ruse though; I was just the one guy in the last photo. Still am, really!
Shoutout to one of my many Hispanic neighbors who helped dig out my car. Doing the jobs white people don't want to.
(I'm talking about me I didn't want to dig out my car.)
(I'm talking about me I didn't want to dig out my car.)
January 26, 2026 at 12:31 AM
Shoutout to one of my many Hispanic neighbors who helped dig out my car. Doing the jobs white people don't want to.
(I'm talking about me I didn't want to dig out my car.)
(I'm talking about me I didn't want to dig out my car.)
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Call the piece of legislation that ultimately abolishes ICE the Pretti-Good Act
January 25, 2026 at 7:06 AM
Call the piece of legislation that ultimately abolishes ICE the Pretti-Good Act
For a brief period that actually was the position.
January 25, 2026 at 12:32 AM
For a brief period that actually was the position.
Unfortunately feel like I'm going to get a lot of mileage out of this.
January 24, 2026 at 11:42 PM
Unfortunately feel like I'm going to get a lot of mileage out of this.
Not long ago a colleague asked me for recommendations on removing his information from public databases after he recently spoke out about his experience on January 6th.
People make these threats because in many ways they work; they have a chilling effect. Not on me though! Want my badge and voice?
People make these threats because in many ways they work; they have a chilling effect. Not on me though! Want my badge and voice?
January 23, 2026 at 9:24 PM
Not long ago a colleague asked me for recommendations on removing his information from public databases after he recently spoke out about his experience on January 6th.
People make these threats because in many ways they work; they have a chilling effect. Not on me though! Want my badge and voice?
People make these threats because in many ways they work; they have a chilling effect. Not on me though! Want my badge and voice?
The senior White House official then splayed his hands beside his head and said, "Wakka wakka!" suggesting the Executive branch fabricating the truth is akin to a joke from Fozzy Bear.
The senior White House official referred to the altered photo as a “meme” and pointed NBC News to a post from White House deputy communications director Kaelan Dorr, who said on X: “Enforcement of the law will continue. The memes will continue.”
www.nbcnews.com/politics/whi...
www.nbcnews.com/politics/whi...
White House shares an altered photo of arrested Minnesota protester Nekima Levy Armstrong
The same image posted earlier by Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem showed Levy Armstrong looking ahead calmly during her arrest.
www.nbcnews.com
January 23, 2026 at 6:31 PM
The senior White House official then splayed his hands beside his head and said, "Wakka wakka!" suggesting the Executive branch fabricating the truth is akin to a joke from Fozzy Bear.
This happened while I was in the bathroom. I swear I walk out for three minutes and this clown Raiklin starts honking his nose.
Here’s a clearer video of the interaction between Raiklin and Fanone. Stay til the end when members applaud Fanone and ask that Raiklin be reined in.
January 23, 2026 at 12:01 AM
This happened while I was in the bathroom. I swear I walk out for three minutes and this clown Raiklin starts honking his nose.
There are people who, upon learning a woman was sexually assaulted, immediately ask, "What was she wearing?" The idea being that of she were wearing certain clothes then she was "asking for it."
This is what Nehls is doing here.
Also: keep my name out of your seditious mouth.
This is what Nehls is doing here.
Also: keep my name out of your seditious mouth.
"You were all unprepared to deal with that day" -- Troy Nehls blames Capitol Police, a number of whom are in attendance, for January 6
January 22, 2026 at 9:37 PM
There are people who, upon learning a woman was sexually assaulted, immediately ask, "What was she wearing?" The idea being that of she were wearing certain clothes then she was "asking for it."
This is what Nehls is doing here.
Also: keep my name out of your seditious mouth.
This is what Nehls is doing here.
Also: keep my name out of your seditious mouth.
Be there, will be dry, procedural.
January 22, 2026 at 1:14 PM
Be there, will be dry, procedural.
God bless @citizensforethics.org and all but getting this auto-email from them is darkly humorous.
Like, I know, man.
Like, I know, man.
January 21, 2026 at 7:21 PM
God bless @citizensforethics.org and all but getting this auto-email from them is darkly humorous.
Like, I know, man.
Like, I know, man.
It's the little things
January 21, 2026 at 7:07 AM
It's the little things
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There's a pretty great Tumblr post about this:
November 26, 2025 at 2:53 AM
There's a pretty great Tumblr post about this:
I will be attending Jack Smith's public testimony to the House Judiciary Committee on Thursday.
I will be periodically punctuating his statements by cupping my hands to my mouth and shouting exclamations such as "YOU TELL 'EM J-DOG!" and "OOHH SHIIIIIIIIII-".
I will be periodically punctuating his statements by cupping my hands to my mouth and shouting exclamations such as "YOU TELL 'EM J-DOG!" and "OOHH SHIIIIIIIIII-".
January 19, 2026 at 1:17 PM
I will be attending Jack Smith's public testimony to the House Judiciary Committee on Thursday.
I will be periodically punctuating his statements by cupping my hands to my mouth and shouting exclamations such as "YOU TELL 'EM J-DOG!" and "OOHH SHIIIIIIIIII-".
I will be periodically punctuating his statements by cupping my hands to my mouth and shouting exclamations such as "YOU TELL 'EM J-DOG!" and "OOHH SHIIIIIIIIII-".
God gave me a non-24-hour sleep–wake disorder because he knew I'd be too powerful if I were well-rested.
January 18, 2026 at 1:39 AM
God gave me a non-24-hour sleep–wake disorder because he knew I'd be too powerful if I were well-rested.
Homeland Security essentially confirms that members of ICE are January 6th insurrections by refusing to deny @raskin.house.gov 's simple question.
I asked the US Dept of Homeland Security about Rep. Jamie Raskin's inquiry into whether pardoned Jan 6 rioters are now working for ICE
Below is Tricia McLaughlin's response.
The statement does not specifically answer if any Jan 6 rioters are... working for ICE ===>
Below is Tricia McLaughlin's response.
The statement does not specifically answer if any Jan 6 rioters are... working for ICE ===>
January 15, 2026 at 10:24 PM
Homeland Security essentially confirms that members of ICE are January 6th insurrections by refusing to deny @raskin.house.gov 's simple question.
Bezos strongly believes in the personal liberty of sedition.
January 15, 2026 at 10:03 PM
Bezos strongly believes in the personal liberty of sedition.
It's the jock version of the MTG tourney photos.
January 15, 2026 at 7:39 PM
It's the jock version of the MTG tourney photos.
From The Challenger, 1946:
January 15, 2026 at 2:10 PM
From The Challenger, 1946:
If you can't be well-rested at least be well-dressed.
January 14, 2026 at 7:12 PM
If you can't be well-rested at least be well-dressed.
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The Stop Insider Trading Act is a joke.
For years, the public has overwhelmingly called for a ban on congressional stock ownership and trading. This bill bans neither. It’s a farce that maintains the status quo and allows members of Congress to continue to enrich themselves.
For years, the public has overwhelmingly called for a ban on congressional stock ownership and trading. This bill bans neither. It’s a farce that maintains the status quo and allows members of Congress to continue to enrich themselves.
January 14, 2026 at 2:25 PM
The Stop Insider Trading Act is a joke.
For years, the public has overwhelmingly called for a ban on congressional stock ownership and trading. This bill bans neither. It’s a farce that maintains the status quo and allows members of Congress to continue to enrich themselves.
For years, the public has overwhelmingly called for a ban on congressional stock ownership and trading. This bill bans neither. It’s a farce that maintains the status quo and allows members of Congress to continue to enrich themselves.