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jon
@senderblock23.bsky.social
· May 18
My therapist said I should try crying. Too bad I’m such a big tough man 🤷🏻♂️
Khalid: please don’t fall in love with me
Me: don’t tell me what to do
Me: don’t tell me what to do
December 12, 2025 at 12:20 PM
Khalid: please don’t fall in love with me
Me: don’t tell me what to do
Me: don’t tell me what to do
Looking forward to whatever new and exciting way im going to get offended today
December 10, 2025 at 6:19 AM
Looking forward to whatever new and exciting way im going to get offended today
Can’t even have donuts for dinner without getting a stomach ache these days
December 8, 2025 at 12:37 PM
Can’t even have donuts for dinner without getting a stomach ache these days
I bet the chainsmokers ft halsey have been getting older this entire time
December 4, 2025 at 11:34 PM
I bet the chainsmokers ft halsey have been getting older this entire time
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And I wonder wonder (ohh wa wa ooh wa ooh) what did they do to us
December 3, 2025 at 6:30 AM
And I wonder wonder (ohh wa wa ooh wa ooh) what did they do to us
And I wonder wonder (ooh wa wa ooh wa ooh) what gave me diarrheaa
December 3, 2025 at 1:30 AM
And I wonder wonder (ooh wa wa ooh wa ooh) what gave me diarrheaa
Goin to black friday you guys need anything
November 28, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Goin to black friday you guys need anything
Having a nice time is lowkey goated
November 24, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Having a nice time is lowkey goated
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Joker Unmasks Batman | Harley Quinn | Max
YouTube video by HBO Max
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November 22, 2025 at 7:41 AM
The older I get the more I want to dance like travolta in pulp fiction. But to good music. Is this normal
November 22, 2025 at 7:11 AM
The older I get the more I want to dance like travolta in pulp fiction. But to good music. Is this normal
They should be able to check my prostate with fingerblasting me. Where is medical science on this
November 20, 2025 at 2:03 PM
They should be able to check my prostate with fingerblasting me. Where is medical science on this
All jokes aside you could lure me into a bear trap with a trail of these things
November 18, 2025 at 7:48 PM
All jokes aside you could lure me into a bear trap with a trail of these things
Were I in a bowling league comprised of judges, you know my catchphrase gone be “motion to strike”
November 18, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Were I in a bowling league comprised of judges, you know my catchphrase gone be “motion to strike”
Last night a D.J. borked my wife
November 18, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Last night a D.J. borked my wife
Cool nightmare. Orwellian?
November 16, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Cool nightmare. Orwellian?
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Judge is an all-time yankee for sure but the big dumper got robbed. 60 bombs, switch hitter, gold glove catcher. Foh
November 14, 2025 at 8:07 AM
Judge is an all-time yankee for sure but the big dumper got robbed. 60 bombs, switch hitter, gold glove catcher. Foh
Talk therapy, what a racket. “How do you feel today” like I’m losing money hbu
November 13, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Talk therapy, what a racket. “How do you feel today” like I’m losing money hbu
Older ladies make me feel like friggen brad pitt
November 13, 2025 at 1:54 PM
Older ladies make me feel like friggen brad pitt
Coffee counts as a meal cuz there’s beans in there
November 13, 2025 at 1:06 PM
Coffee counts as a meal cuz there’s beans in there
When I’m back in Chicago I feel it (cholesterol blocking my arteries)
Boom, roasted chicago
Boom, roasted chicago
November 12, 2025 at 1:53 PM
When I’m back in Chicago I feel it (cholesterol blocking my arteries)
Boom, roasted chicago
Boom, roasted chicago
So if I have kids these jokes become ok and my body becomes ok? Got it 🙄
November 12, 2025 at 1:14 PM
So if I have kids these jokes become ok and my body becomes ok? Got it 🙄
I’m having a 2nd breakfast beer
November 9, 2025 at 5:32 PM
I’m having a 2nd breakfast beer
Do you guys think Tyrese Maxey calls his place the maxey pad. I hate this joke and i love tyrese. He’s a blur and a gem.
November 8, 2025 at 10:21 AM
Do you guys think Tyrese Maxey calls his place the maxey pad. I hate this joke and i love tyrese. He’s a blur and a gem.