Turned it off my parents tv and they somehow turned it back back on and then lost the remote
November 27, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Turned it off my parents tv and they somehow turned it back back on and then lost the remote
🎵What's the difference between us?
We can start at the prius
We can start at the prius
November 26, 2025 at 9:28 PM
🎵What's the difference between us?
We can start at the prius
We can start at the prius
this dancery could use a little hateration/holleration imo
November 26, 2025 at 6:50 PM
this dancery could use a little hateration/holleration imo
It would be funny if we gave Trump the Nobel Prize for getting Rush Hour 4 made
November 26, 2025 at 2:37 AM
It would be funny if we gave Trump the Nobel Prize for getting Rush Hour 4 made
Hilarious to watch in real time as Trump admin is finding out (but somehow still not learning) that their base loves to hear talk shit and piss off "libs" but dont actually want him to do any of his stupid ideas because in real life they are basically all terrible for everyone
November 25, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Hilarious to watch in real time as Trump admin is finding out (but somehow still not learning) that their base loves to hear talk shit and piss off "libs" but dont actually want him to do any of his stupid ideas because in real life they are basically all terrible for everyone
Dow Jones Up 500 Points As New Economic Data Suggests Resurgence In Items Being Sold From Inside Trench Coats
November 25, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Dow Jones Up 500 Points As New Economic Data Suggests Resurgence In Items Being Sold From Inside Trench Coats
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We’re just normal men
November 25, 2025 at 11:13 AM
We’re just normal men
"See price in bag" fuck you, website
November 25, 2025 at 4:42 PM
"See price in bag" fuck you, website
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They did live tracking in Texas Republican focus groups as they read out the Shamwow Guy's bio, and it tested through the ROOF
November 25, 2025 at 12:36 AM
They did live tracking in Texas Republican focus groups as they read out the Shamwow Guy's bio, and it tested through the ROOF
Grok, roast my mother in law! lol. Meaner! lol holy SHIT! MEANER!!!!! LMAO MEANER, GROK!!!!! GROK YOU FUCKIN PIECE OF SHIT MAKE MY MOTHER IN LAW CRY AND MY WIFE DIVORCE ME YOU PIECE OF SHIT COMPUTER HAHA LOL
November 24, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Grok, roast my mother in law! lol. Meaner! lol holy SHIT! MEANER!!!!! LMAO MEANER, GROK!!!!! GROK YOU FUCKIN PIECE OF SHIT MAKE MY MOTHER IN LAW CRY AND MY WIFE DIVORCE ME YOU PIECE OF SHIT COMPUTER HAHA LOL
🎵it’s understood that Hollywood
Sells Californiacation🎵
Sells Californiacation🎵
November 23, 2025 at 3:04 AM
🎵it’s understood that Hollywood
Sells Californiacation🎵
Sells Californiacation🎵
Legitimately thought this was a photo of Six Flags at dusk
Qaeda Convict Returns to Guantánamo Court 17 Years After Trial
www.nytimes.com
November 21, 2025 at 4:46 AM
Legitimately thought this was a photo of Six Flags at dusk
[takes a sip of Arnold Palmer] more like ROBERT Palmer! Cuz it’s simply irresistible! Lol [I turn to the woman sitting next to me at the bar] I said this Arnold Palmer is more like a ROBERT Palmer…
November 20, 2025 at 4:35 AM
[takes a sip of Arnold Palmer] more like ROBERT Palmer! Cuz it’s simply irresistible! Lol [I turn to the woman sitting next to me at the bar] I said this Arnold Palmer is more like a ROBERT Palmer…
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i looked too quickly and thought she was looking at a picture of a shark hitting a vape
November 18, 2025 at 10:33 PM
i looked too quickly and thought she was looking at a picture of a shark hitting a vape
"...Let's not bicker and argue about who killed who"
Trump suggests Khashoggi had it coming: "You're mentioning someone that was extremely controversial. A lot of people didn't like that gentleman that you're talking about. Whether you like him or didn't like him, things happen. But he knew nothing about it. You don't have to embarrass our guest."
November 18, 2025 at 11:13 PM
"...Let's not bicker and argue about who killed who"
I’m extremely good at business and economics. One way to ensure the long term health of a company is to pay one guy all of your money
Tesla shareholders approved a $1 trillion pay package for Elon Musk.
The combined paychecks of all 3.2 million cashiers in the U.S. are about as valuable as his annual compensation.
The combined paychecks of all 3.2 million cashiers in the U.S. are about as valuable as his annual compensation.
Elon Musk is set to make more than every U.S. elementary teacher combined
See how Tesla CEO Elon Musk’s new payment package compares with other occupations in the United States.
www.washingtonpost.com
November 18, 2025 at 2:39 PM
I’m extremely good at business and economics. One way to ensure the long term health of a company is to pay one guy all of your money
Quiet! Quiet, Piggy.
November 18, 2025 at 5:51 AM
Quiet! Quiet, Piggy.
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When I was 8, my best friend stole my boomerang and we got into a big fight. The next day his parents died in a car accident and I never saw him again. Jeff, if you’re reading this, I want my boomerang
November 21, 2024 at 2:44 AM
When I was 8, my best friend stole my boomerang and we got into a big fight. The next day his parents died in a car accident and I never saw him again. Jeff, if you’re reading this, I want my boomerang
this is exactly how you respond to that question when you are extremely innocent bsky.app/profile/jord...
When asked if there was anything "incriminating" in Epstein's emails, Trump pointed a finger in a female reporter's face and snapped. 'Quiet. Quiet, Piggy.'
people.com/donald-trump...
people.com/donald-trump...
Donald Trump Snaps at Female Reporter Who Asks About Epstein Files: 'Quiet Piggy'
Donald Trump Says 'Quiet Piggy' to Female Reporter Asking About Epstein Files
people.com
November 18, 2025 at 2:09 AM
this is exactly how you respond to that question when you are extremely innocent bsky.app/profile/jord...
KID: nothing rhymes with orange
ME: no it doesn’t
ME: no it doesn’t
November 18, 2025 at 1:59 AM
KID: nothing rhymes with orange
ME: no it doesn’t
ME: no it doesn’t
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Ticketmaster emails are how I find out an artist I don’t like is playing a place I don’t live
February 14, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Ticketmaster emails are how I find out an artist I don’t like is playing a place I don’t live
I have double and triple checked my math. Confident, I secure the chin strap of my helmet, then put on my safety goggles, adjusting them before climbing in. The fit is snug, but fine. I reach out, turning a small crank to manually adjust the trajectory towards my local bar. I light the fuse
November 17, 2025 at 1:11 AM
I have double and triple checked my math. Confident, I secure the chin strap of my helmet, then put on my safety goggles, adjusting them before climbing in. The fit is snug, but fine. I reach out, turning a small crank to manually adjust the trajectory towards my local bar. I light the fuse
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Yo lmao
November 16, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Yo lmao
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just write "8 years" 🙄
November 16, 2025 at 7:25 PM
just write "8 years" 🙄