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John @notheotherjohn.bsky.social · 19m

Sorry I missed your text. I was warming up in the bullpen for the Seattle Mariners

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John @notheotherjohn.bsky.social · 8h

you're a better man than I

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John @notheotherjohn.bsky.social · 13h

Bustin' makes me feel good. For a time...

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John @notheotherjohn.bsky.social · 1d

Vaxxed?

Shams Charania Tweets @shamsbot.bsky.social · 1d

Loyola University Chicago's Sister Jean Dolores Schmidt has passed away at 106 years old. She was a Catholic nun, campus minister and official chaplain of the Ramblers men's basketball team. RIP.

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John @notheotherjohn.bsky.social · 1d

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John @notheotherjohn.bsky.social · 1d

Recent studies have shown that circumcised people have many employment-related strengths that should be recognized and valued by more employers

Justin Baragona @justinbaragona.bsky.social · 1d

Besides linking Tylenol in pregnant women to autism, RFK Jr. now says circumcision is part of the reason why kids are autistic.

"Children who are circumcised early have double the rate of autism, and it's highly likely because they're given Tylenol. None of this is positive..."

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John @notheotherjohn.bsky.social · 1d

🎵Just like the right wing chud
sings a song sounds like he's singin
wah baby wah, said wah🎵

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John @notheotherjohn.bsky.social · 1d

Jesus Christ: Into The Multiverse
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Page Six @pagesix.com · 1d

Mel Gibson’s ‘Passion of the Christ’ sequel to star new Jesus, cast

Gibson's long-gestating sequel will start shooting in Rome, but with a completely new cast, an insider told Page Six.

pagesix.com

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 1d

Wolf being absolutely destroyed in Jeopardy by Andy Richter

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John @notheotherjohn.bsky.social · Oct 1

FARMER: pumpkins?
GUY ABOUT TO lNVENT HALLOWEEN: pumpkins

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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 4d

Writing for theonion.com has been a dream of mine for a long time and it finally came true! Two of my jokes are in the latest issue. Still waiting to hear if I 'passed' my trial, but either way I'm thrilled and honored to be published by the best humor site/newspaper on Earth

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duck @snakeroot.bsky.social · 4d

If you're a brilliant forensic psychiatrist but also a cannibalistic serial killer who consults the FBI on high-profile unsolved cases, just go ahead and unfollow me

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John @notheotherjohn.bsky.social · 4d

This is so great man. I didn’t even know you wrote jokes

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John @notheotherjohn.bsky.social · 4d

That giant skeleton in the yard was just a regular giant until I dunked on him

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John @notheotherjohn.bsky.social · 4d

Keith Urban and Nicole Kidman broke up after a fight over the hair straightener

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John @notheotherjohn.bsky.social · 5d

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John @notheotherjohn.bsky.social · 5d

The original would easily cost double or more

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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 5d

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John @notheotherjohn.bsky.social · 7d

apparently there is someone named Jay?

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John @notheotherjohn.bsky.social · 7d

I have no idea what is going on

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John @notheotherjohn.bsky.social · 7d

You gotta start taking some peppermint oil

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John @notheotherjohn.bsky.social · 8d

Tilly Norwood is a *pretty* obvious anagram of “Dory Wontillo” another made up person that no one gives a shit about

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Ceej @ceejoyner.bsky.social · Dec 13

my trembling hand aims the gun at the Turkish ice cream guy. He winks and I realize I'm pointing an ice cream at him. He is already emptying my gun- each bullet a tiny ice cream cone

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John @notheotherjohn.bsky.social · 8d

Watching a terrible movie where the AI Actress I love has graphic, gratuitous sex] This is actually ok, because she is just acting. It's not real

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John @notheotherjohn.bsky.social · Nov 30

British sport is like "It's Cobbleplop City vs Hamchester FC, two stalwarts of Footballs historic 19th division. King Charles is in attendance" and US sport is like "It's the 1800BailBonds Bowl live from Nutsdotcom Stadium. All fans will get a free 4 pc chicken nugget if Iowa QB Chaz Mutton fumbles"

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