Megachurch Conducts Successful Nuclear Missile Test

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A new egg washed ashore on the gentle pebble beach of Whidby Island and when the mayor and the postman and the whole of the fire department measured it end to end hand after hand as the children gamboled in its shadow sure enough it was the length of two-hundred men's hands and one-thousand around

donald trump signing the trans sports ban surrounded by children who are being forced hateful propaganda disgusts me. we have so much work to do, we need to ensure the right never gains any power ever again