Emmett
@septarecordingsmp3.bsky.social
I love public transportation and I’m gay
GO BIRDS 🦅
Trophy Twink Boy Wife to @spacemicroscope
GO BIRDS 🦅
Trophy Twink Boy Wife to @spacemicroscope
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Christmas John demands you to be jolly
December 26, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Christmas John demands you to be jolly
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July 5, 2025 at 11:58 PM
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so my favorite dive bar in WI passed up showing tonight’s Bucks game so they could show live poll results. when the election was called for Crawford, the whole bar started chanting, “Fuck El*n”. the bartender pulled out the good stuff and handed out free shots to us all—an absolutely electric nite
April 2, 2025 at 4:06 AM
so my favorite dive bar in WI passed up showing tonight’s Bucks game so they could show live poll results. when the election was called for Crawford, the whole bar started chanting, “Fuck El*n”. the bartender pulled out the good stuff and handed out free shots to us all—an absolutely electric nite
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Booker (drained, teary eyed): and with that I yield the floor
(15 minute long raucous standing ovation)
Next order of business the confirmation of Kevin Sorbo to head the department of Housing. And it’s unanimous (gavel bang)
(15 minute long raucous standing ovation)
Next order of business the confirmation of Kevin Sorbo to head the department of Housing. And it’s unanimous (gavel bang)
April 2, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Booker (drained, teary eyed): and with that I yield the floor
(15 minute long raucous standing ovation)
Next order of business the confirmation of Kevin Sorbo to head the department of Housing. And it’s unanimous (gavel bang)
(15 minute long raucous standing ovation)
Next order of business the confirmation of Kevin Sorbo to head the department of Housing. And it’s unanimous (gavel bang)
Did he wear an adult diaper? Genuine question
April 2, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Did he wear an adult diaper? Genuine question
I’m not libbed up I just can barely do a tight 5 and get very very sleepy so 25hrs is crazy to me
April 2, 2025 at 12:58 AM
I’m not libbed up I just can barely do a tight 5 and get very very sleepy so 25hrs is crazy to me
Cory Booker is a certified yapper
April 2, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Cory Booker is a certified yapper
I fuckin love apple juice
March 9, 2025 at 6:14 PM
I fuckin love apple juice
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Nobody:
Frankie Luvu:
Frankie Luvu:
January 26, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Nobody:
Frankie Luvu:
Frankie Luvu:
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Saquon is goat
January 26, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Saquon is goat
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Announcer: “I’ve never seen a double fisting cigar cigarette…that’s a serious celebration.”
Philly: That’s just a Tuesday.
Philly: That’s just a Tuesday.
January 13, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Announcer: “I’ve never seen a double fisting cigar cigarette…that’s a serious celebration.”
Philly: That’s just a Tuesday.
Philly: That’s just a Tuesday.
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I think if I was straight I’d be addicted to gambling idk I just have that kind of personality
December 27, 2024 at 1:59 PM
I think if I was straight I’d be addicted to gambling idk I just have that kind of personality
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So many new people, hi! Here’s a picture of one of my roommates, Momo
December 23, 2024 at 1:08 AM
So many new people, hi! Here’s a picture of one of my roommates, Momo
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Lots of clarity today
December 19, 2024 at 9:34 PM
Lots of clarity today
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the feds: stop trying to turn this guy into some cool antihero with a badass public image
also the feds: *treat him like they’ve captured the joker*
also the feds: *treat him like they’ve captured the joker*
December 19, 2024 at 7:20 PM
the feds: stop trying to turn this guy into some cool antihero with a badass public image
also the feds: *treat him like they’ve captured the joker*
also the feds: *treat him like they’ve captured the joker*
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Heeey buddy it's getting close to the deadline and you haven't signed the I won't kill my boss pledge. Yeah you technically have 48 hours left but just like everyone else has signed it already
December 9, 2024 at 2:53 PM
Heeey buddy it's getting close to the deadline and you haven't signed the I won't kill my boss pledge. Yeah you technically have 48 hours left but just like everyone else has signed it already
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For ten billion dollars i too will take a leisurely stroll through central park
This Fox segment on the search for the shooter is incredible. Look at how the NYPD searches Central Park lol
December 8, 2024 at 10:07 PM
For ten billion dollars i too will take a leisurely stroll through central park
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So weird that hot dogs come in packages of 10 and my wife left me for a magician
December 2, 2024 at 3:42 AM
So weird that hot dogs come in packages of 10 and my wife left me for a magician
The woke echo chamber I’m looking for
December 2, 2024 at 3:57 AM
The woke echo chamber I’m looking for
The birds won, hunter got pardoned, it’s unhinged hours baby, let it rippp
December 2, 2024 at 3:55 AM
The birds won, hunter got pardoned, it’s unhinged hours baby, let it rippp
What they don’t tell you abt a gender transition is that after that T gets hitting for a while you start finding yourself crying over Saquan Barkley edits set to inspirational music
November 26, 2024 at 11:57 PM
What they don’t tell you abt a gender transition is that after that T gets hitting for a while you start finding yourself crying over Saquan Barkley edits set to inspirational music
Suing over a songs plays being “artificially inflated” is so funny when literally nobody could walk down the street w/o hearing it bumping from cars and it played on repeat in every bar and club and sports stadium for MONTHS. It was impossible to avoid lmao. Not botted, just a hit dude
November 26, 2024 at 6:18 PM
Suing over a songs plays being “artificially inflated” is so funny when literally nobody could walk down the street w/o hearing it bumping from cars and it played on repeat in every bar and club and sports stadium for MONTHS. It was impossible to avoid lmao. Not botted, just a hit dude
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Drake just signed a legal document acknowledging "Not Like Us" did him great harm.
Is this not the biggest defeat in hip-hop history?
Is this not the biggest defeat in hip-hop history?
November 25, 2024 at 11:24 PM
Drake just signed a legal document acknowledging "Not Like Us" did him great harm.
Is this not the biggest defeat in hip-hop history?
Is this not the biggest defeat in hip-hop history?
Incredible work, 10/10 day
November 24, 2024 at 10:12 PM
Incredible work, 10/10 day
NYC weekend! 🤌🤌Ayyy I’m gay walkin hereeeee🤌🤌
November 24, 2024 at 2:40 AM
NYC weekend! 🤌🤌Ayyy I’m gay walkin hereeeee🤌🤌