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Evalon | 28 | she/her | angel of shitposting
💘 Taken
🌕 Logged in from the moon
🦢 Swan princess
🐇 Code bunny
👩🏻💻 Nerd, reader, gamer
Cursed by a witch, I cannot spell
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Evalon | 28 | she/her | angel of shitposting
💘 Taken
🌕 Logged in from the moon
🦢 Swan princess
🐇 Code bunny
👩🏻💻 Nerd, reader, gamer
Cursed by a witch, I cannot spell
🔞 MDNI | gen AI, vibe coders DNI 🚫
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Stop ICE's Attack On Our Communities
An ICE agent shot and killed Renee Nicole Good in Minneapolis. This news is devastating. ICE must immediately withdraw its 2,000 agents from Minnesota and Congress must block any new funding to immigr...
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Partaking in nostalgia of early y2K futurism and tech, combined with the warm, thrifty collage and quickness of late Y2K.
January 27, 2026 at 7:28 AM
Partaking in nostalgia of early y2K futurism and tech, combined with the warm, thrifty collage and quickness of late Y2K.
I changed my banner for the first time in six months. I miss it already, but it no longer makes sense without my seraphim.on.computer handle :(
Craving some y2K futurism too
Craving some y2K futurism too
January 27, 2026 at 7:24 AM
I changed my banner for the first time in six months. I miss it already, but it no longer makes sense without my seraphim.on.computer handle :(
Craving some y2K futurism too
Craving some y2K futurism too
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A menstrual cup website is closing and the last of their stock is selling. There are other things too but this cup is $6 if you’ve ever wanted to try one. I’ve used this brand before and liked it.
The June Menstrual Cup - Firm Mini
Our new cup in stain-resistant blue made for active days or people who prefer a firmer silicone.
thejunecup.com
January 27, 2026 at 3:22 AM
A menstrual cup website is closing and the last of their stock is selling. There are other things too but this cup is $6 if you’ve ever wanted to try one. I’ve used this brand before and liked it.
Seraphimxp new, user handle
January 27, 2026 at 6:44 AM
Seraphimxp new, user handle
How can I fashion post on here without showing my face?
January 27, 2026 at 6:25 AM
How can I fashion post on here without showing my face?
My style is Y2K aunt who's secretly a witch.
January 27, 2026 at 6:24 AM
My style is Y2K aunt who's secretly a witch.
Appetite is back, biches
January 27, 2026 at 4:26 AM
Appetite is back, biches
If we're playing horses, I want to be a unicorn. I don't make the rules.
January 27, 2026 at 4:03 AM
If we're playing horses, I want to be a unicorn. I don't make the rules.
My first make out session was to the fart episode of Letter Kinney, you can't hurt me
January 27, 2026 at 3:49 AM
My first make out session was to the fart episode of Letter Kinney, you can't hurt me
It's a joy to fart out the tummy ache
January 27, 2026 at 3:47 AM
It's a joy to fart out the tummy ache
QTP with the game you’re currently playing
January 27, 2026 at 3:43 AM
QTP with the game you’re currently playing
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Not now, Kitten, Daddy is shitposting trying to find joy in the ridiculous.
January 27, 2026 at 12:19 AM
Not now, Kitten, Daddy is shitposting trying to find joy in the ridiculous.
Been thinking about that penguin who left for the mountains alone. As someone who didn't choose isolation, I wish I could commune with its spirit and maybe learn a thing or two.
January 27, 2026 at 12:17 AM
Been thinking about that penguin who left for the mountains alone. As someone who didn't choose isolation, I wish I could commune with its spirit and maybe learn a thing or two.
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It is being reported that Greg Bovino is floating away in a hot air balloon
January 26, 2026 at 9:57 PM
It is being reported that Greg Bovino is floating away in a hot air balloon
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Transgender for everyone means that everyone should be safe to transition, but it's so fucking funny seeing conservatives get scared of the phrase saying that we wanna turn everyone transgender
January 27, 2026 at 12:11 AM
Transgender for everyone means that everyone should be safe to transition, but it's so fucking funny seeing conservatives get scared of the phrase saying that we wanna turn everyone transgender
One day I will have energy to read. For now I am saving that energy for linear algebra and learning Python scripting
a white background with numbers 44 45 46 47 48 and local braincells
Alt: a white coding script with the words local braincells = nill
media.tenor.com
January 27, 2026 at 12:10 AM
One day I will have energy to read. For now I am saving that energy for linear algebra and learning Python scripting
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BREAKING Greg Bovino has been removed as Border Patrol "commander at large" and will return to El Centro Calif, where he is expected to retire soon. A stunning turnaround after Pretti killing. Bovino's traveling blue city crackdown is over www.theatlantic.com/politics/202...
Gregory Bovino Gets Demoted
The Border Patrol chief was the public face of a traveling immigration crackdown on cities governed by Democrats.
www.theatlantic.com
January 26, 2026 at 11:40 PM
BREAKING Greg Bovino has been removed as Border Patrol "commander at large" and will return to El Centro Calif, where he is expected to retire soon. A stunning turnaround after Pretti killing. Bovino's traveling blue city crackdown is over www.theatlantic.com/politics/202...
All the ducks are gone in my lake because of this asshole otter
January 26, 2026 at 9:07 PM
All the ducks are gone in my lake because of this asshole otter
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Coming out of my cage
January 26, 2026 at 4:30 AM
Coming out of my cage
Friendly reminder to call your representatives like you're Karen trying to get a discount on something not on sale.
January 26, 2026 at 8:55 PM
Friendly reminder to call your representatives like you're Karen trying to get a discount on something not on sale.
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If you are posting "Abolish ICE" take the time to send a letter to the U.S. House and Senate with this automated system from the ACLU. Words followed by action.
Stop ICE's Attack On Our Communities | American Civil Liberties Union share.google/KzUIrwg5BYfd...
Stop ICE's Attack On Our Communities | American Civil Liberties Union share.google/KzUIrwg5BYfd...
Stop ICE's Attack On Our Communities
An ICE agent shot and killed Renee Nicole Good in Minneapolis. This news is devastating. ICE must immediately withdraw its 2,000 agents from Minnesota and Congress must block any new funding to immigr...
share.google
January 24, 2026 at 6:10 PM
If you are posting "Abolish ICE" take the time to send a letter to the U.S. House and Senate with this automated system from the ACLU. Words followed by action.
Stop ICE's Attack On Our Communities | American Civil Liberties Union share.google/KzUIrwg5BYfd...
Stop ICE's Attack On Our Communities | American Civil Liberties Union share.google/KzUIrwg5BYfd...
Bunny because I'm cute, like being pet to feel dominant, eating vegetables, and kicking people.
a brown and white rabbit is sitting on a carpeted floor
Alt: a brown and white rabbit is sitting on a carpeted floor
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January 26, 2026 at 4:32 AM
Bunny because I'm cute, like being pet to feel dominant, eating vegetables, and kicking people.