settroit.bsky.social
settroit.bsky.social
@settroit.bsky.social
Hey Mickey, when your first wish was "that christmas wouldn't end" and it caught you in a time loop, why were you not more careful with your second wish? now you've accidentally erased Christmas entirely. The elf even just warned you about being careful with your wording
December 6, 2025 at 10:52 PM
"Beyond is thrilled to announce Zulily was acquired by e-commerce flash site, Proozy

Proozy is known for a seamless shopping experience. With the loyalty of the Zulily customer and the strength of Proozy‘s expertise in the deal space, Proozy will bring you a familiar Zulily shopping experience."
June 21, 2025 at 2:38 AM
The problem with midnight sandwich is that midnight sandwich comes to an end and then you're faced with promises of bed
June 10, 2025 at 3:58 AM
I'm in an airport PF Chang's and a Coldplay song came on. This is the sort of soundscaping synergy that Disney imagineers only dream of.
June 4, 2025 at 8:24 PM
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The Heritage Foundation should all be tried for treason
April 30, 2025 at 10:20 AM
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Will someone else go do all my errands today? I'm very busy scrolling
March 25, 2025 at 6:53 PM
snonic tge heghosg
December 20, 2024 at 11:07 PM
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JIGSAW: all your life you've really drowned people to death in urine by being late all the time
VICTIM: boy I don't like where this is going
November 24, 2024 at 11:46 PM
Sorry I didn't text you back the cold sleeped into my bones and I thought it would never be warm again but I'm better now
November 22, 2023 at 4:20 PM