7thcrow
@sevnthcrow.bsky.social
Attorney at LOL working as a Court Jester/Clerk/Administrator. I scream into the void about what amuses or enrages me, mostly about lawtalkin stuff, my nails, my cat Mr Sniffs vonMojo, Phish shows, getting sober, arts n crap. Waiting on my UFO.
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I’m cheating and putting the book I read 90% of in 2025 and 10% of in 2026 on the 2026 list because the 2025 one was so pathetic there’s no saving it.
2026 plans:
1) No more forced improvement reads between pleasure reads
2) If I stop liking it I fucking drop it
3) Less scrolling more reading
2026 plans:
1) No more forced improvement reads between pleasure reads
2) If I stop liking it I fucking drop it
3) Less scrolling more reading
January 2, 2026 at 2:38 AM
I’m cheating and putting the book I read 90% of in 2025 and 10% of in 2026 on the 2026 list because the 2025 one was so pathetic there’s no saving it.
2026 plans:
1) No more forced improvement reads between pleasure reads
2) If I stop liking it I fucking drop it
3) Less scrolling more reading
2026 plans:
1) No more forced improvement reads between pleasure reads
2) If I stop liking it I fucking drop it
3) Less scrolling more reading
My hometown b&n is closing and I wanted to say “don’t forget I was buying here regularly at full price” when I left today with 4 books, 5 cards, 2 crossword puzzle books, 2 packages of Christmas tissue paper, and a unicorn pen for $55. Sigh. Crows all over the sign taboot
January 1, 2026 at 9:15 PM
My hometown b&n is closing and I wanted to say “don’t forget I was buying here regularly at full price” when I left today with 4 books, 5 cards, 2 crossword puzzle books, 2 packages of Christmas tissue paper, and a unicorn pen for $55. Sigh. Crows all over the sign taboot
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Happy New Year 🎉
January 1, 2026 at 4:44 PM
Happy New Year 🎉
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nobody says your New Year's resolutions have to be positive; you can resolve to be a whole lot worse
the years aren't improving, why should I?
the years aren't improving, why should I?
January 1, 2026 at 5:22 AM
nobody says your New Year's resolutions have to be positive; you can resolve to be a whole lot worse
the years aren't improving, why should I?
the years aren't improving, why should I?
Am I srsly missing Phish cover Ice Ice Baby??
That’s hysterical
Unrelated: whoever the sound guy is for seaquest’s rockin eve needs to be fired because the background noise is louder than the main noise
That’s hysterical
Unrelated: whoever the sound guy is for seaquest’s rockin eve needs to be fired because the background noise is louder than the main noise
January 1, 2026 at 4:31 AM
Am I srsly missing Phish cover Ice Ice Baby??
That’s hysterical
Unrelated: whoever the sound guy is for seaquest’s rockin eve needs to be fired because the background noise is louder than the main noise
That’s hysterical
Unrelated: whoever the sound guy is for seaquest’s rockin eve needs to be fired because the background noise is louder than the main noise
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My No Way It's Happening prediction for the #phish YEMSG gag is mayor-in-waiting Zohran Mamdani coming out and singing Contact with the boys just hours before his 1/1 swearing-in.
December 31, 2025 at 1:54 PM
My No Way It's Happening prediction for the #phish YEMSG gag is mayor-in-waiting Zohran Mamdani coming out and singing Contact with the boys just hours before his 1/1 swearing-in.
I saw a description of 90s bath beads as “the OG Tide Pod Challenge” and I haven’t stopped cackling
December 31, 2025 at 1:10 AM
I saw a description of 90s bath beads as “the OG Tide Pod Challenge” and I haven’t stopped cackling
I dunno what this pose is from
Mr Sniffs but it’s adorable and I really want to be doing it right now.
Mr Sniffs but it’s adorable and I really want to be doing it right now.
December 30, 2025 at 5:24 PM
I dunno what this pose is from
Mr Sniffs but it’s adorable and I really want to be doing it right now.
Mr Sniffs but it’s adorable and I really want to be doing it right now.
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December 30, 2025 at 4:41 AM
6 Mike’s Songs, 7 Weekapaugs, 0 Hydrogens. How 😂
December 30, 2025 at 3:15 AM
6 Mike’s Songs, 7 Weekapaugs, 0 Hydrogens. How 😂
I mean aside from the rail I’ve been damn near everywhere in msg for phish now
December 30, 2025 at 3:08 AM
I mean aside from the rail I’ve been damn near everywhere in msg for phish now
Tempted to ask a dude further up if that’s his emotional support garbage bag of ???
Here I am avoiding purses ffs
Here I am avoiding purses ffs
December 30, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Tempted to ask a dude further up if that’s his emotional support garbage bag of ???
Here I am avoiding purses ffs
Here I am avoiding purses ffs
Aging Phish fanbase money grab ftw if that’s what this seats on the floor thing is about 🙌🏻
December 29, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Aging Phish fanbase money grab ftw if that’s what this seats on the floor thing is about 🙌🏻
My deep intolerance of the genuinely rich v. my “I don’t have kids and maybe won’t get too old if I retire” is out of place in the platinum seating line. I don’t have enough eyes to roll at the conversations around me. They involve phrases like “put it in the foundation” and “recovery in Maui”
December 29, 2025 at 11:24 PM
My deep intolerance of the genuinely rich v. my “I don’t have kids and maybe won’t get too old if I retire” is out of place in the platinum seating line. I don’t have enough eyes to roll at the conversations around me. They involve phrases like “put it in the foundation” and “recovery in Maui”
Alternating between “I’m so fucking tired” and “how much more tired can I really get if I find a ticket for tomorrow night?”
Lunch time desk nap really didn’t cut it though.
Lunch time desk nap really didn’t cut it though.
December 29, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Alternating between “I’m so fucking tired” and “how much more tired can I really get if I find a ticket for tomorrow night?”
Lunch time desk nap really didn’t cut it though.
Lunch time desk nap really didn’t cut it though.
When the judge in charge tells you great idea
a man wearing a hat with the words aww shucks written on it
ALT: a man wearing a hat with the words aww shucks written on it
media.tenor.com
December 29, 2025 at 3:28 PM
When the judge in charge tells you great idea
I always tell dad not to worry about me going to Phish because I’m with 20k of my closest friends. Last night while standing in a staggering merch line, a guy walked by and randomly handed me a sticker. I looked and called out “OMG, you mailed me this from Reddit! I’m [sn]!”
December 29, 2025 at 3:07 PM
I always tell dad not to worry about me going to Phish because I’m with 20k of my closest friends. Last night while standing in a staggering merch line, a guy walked by and randomly handed me a sticker. I looked and called out “OMG, you mailed me this from Reddit! I’m [sn]!”
I’m hungry and I want to watch 90 day fiancé not go to bed so I can get up go to work and do this again tomorrow night 🫠 things hurt already and I took it easy
December 29, 2025 at 5:46 AM
I’m hungry and I want to watch 90 day fiancé not go to bed so I can get up go to work and do this again tomorrow night 🫠 things hurt already and I took it easy
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AI sloppers (is that a term?) crying that their prompts are being stolen is more beautiful than anything AI could produce
December 28, 2025 at 11:46 PM
AI sloppers (is that a term?) crying that their prompts are being stolen is more beautiful than anything AI could produce
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December 29, 2025 at 4:33 AM
Show 42 in the ac/dc bag lfg
December 29, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Show 42 in the ac/dc bag lfg
I do not want to drive to NYC but I do not want to do the mad dash to grand central which usually means running out during the encore either… although if I park in Stamford maybe I split the difference.
I’m working and then going back Monday, I might not care so much if I wasn’t insane.
I’m working and then going back Monday, I might not care so much if I wasn’t insane.
December 28, 2025 at 2:40 AM
I do not want to drive to NYC but I do not want to do the mad dash to grand central which usually means running out during the encore either… although if I park in Stamford maybe I split the difference.
I’m working and then going back Monday, I might not care so much if I wasn’t insane.
I’m working and then going back Monday, I might not care so much if I wasn’t insane.
Maybe if people bothered to make the line 25 people deep like today my stomping grounds of 32 years wouldn’t be closing in a couple weeks 😭
December 28, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Maybe if people bothered to make the line 25 people deep like today my stomping grounds of 32 years wouldn’t be closing in a couple weeks 😭