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7thcrow
@sevnthcrow.bsky.social
Attorney at LOL working as a Court Jester/Clerk/Administrator. I scream into the void about what amuses or enrages me, mostly about lawtalkin stuff, my nails, my cat Mr Sniffs vonMojo, Phish shows, getting sober, arts n crap. Waiting on my UFO.
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I’m cheating and putting the book I read 90% of in 2025 and 10% of in 2026 on the 2026 list because the 2025 one was so pathetic there’s no saving it.

2026 plans:
1) No more forced improvement reads between pleasure reads
2) If I stop liking it I fucking drop it
3) Less scrolling more reading
January 2, 2026 at 2:38 AM
I approve
January 1, 2026 at 11:09 PM
My hometown b&n is closing and I wanted to say “don’t forget I was buying here regularly at full price” when I left today with 4 books, 5 cards, 2 crossword puzzle books, 2 packages of Christmas tissue paper, and a unicorn pen for $55. Sigh. Crows all over the sign taboot
January 1, 2026 at 9:15 PM
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Happy New Year 🎉
January 1, 2026 at 4:44 PM
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nobody says your New Year's resolutions have to be positive; you can resolve to be a whole lot worse

the years aren't improving, why should I?
January 1, 2026 at 5:22 AM
Am I srsly missing Phish cover Ice Ice Baby??

That’s hysterical

Unrelated: whoever the sound guy is for seaquest’s rockin eve needs to be fired because the background noise is louder than the main noise
January 1, 2026 at 4:31 AM
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My No Way It's Happening prediction for the #phish YEMSG gag is mayor-in-waiting Zohran Mamdani coming out and singing Contact with the boys just hours before his 1/1 swearing-in.
December 31, 2025 at 1:54 PM
I saw a description of 90s bath beads as “the OG Tide Pod Challenge” and I haven’t stopped cackling
December 31, 2025 at 1:10 AM
I dunno what this pose is from
Mr Sniffs but it’s adorable and I really want to be doing it right now.
December 30, 2025 at 5:24 PM
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There was one 2025 debut tonight
Quadrophonic Toppling
2025 song count: 209
#phish #CoventryMusic
December 30, 2025 at 4:41 AM
6 Mike’s Songs, 7 Weekapaugs, 0 Hydrogens. How 😂
December 30, 2025 at 3:15 AM
I mean aside from the rail I’ve been damn near everywhere in msg for phish now
December 30, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Aww yay Evolve
December 30, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Tempted to ask a dude further up if that’s his emotional support garbage bag of ???

Here I am avoiding purses ffs
December 30, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Aging Phish fanbase money grab ftw if that’s what this seats on the floor thing is about 🙌🏻
December 29, 2025 at 11:57 PM
My deep intolerance of the genuinely rich v. my “I don’t have kids and maybe won’t get too old if I retire” is out of place in the platinum seating line. I don’t have enough eyes to roll at the conversations around me. They involve phrases like “put it in the foundation” and “recovery in Maui”
December 29, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Alternating between “I’m so fucking tired” and “how much more tired can I really get if I find a ticket for tomorrow night?”

Lunch time desk nap really didn’t cut it though.
December 29, 2025 at 10:25 PM
When the judge in charge tells you great idea
a man wearing a hat with the words aww shucks written on it
ALT: a man wearing a hat with the words aww shucks written on it
media.tenor.com
December 29, 2025 at 3:28 PM
I always tell dad not to worry about me going to Phish because I’m with 20k of my closest friends. Last night while standing in a staggering merch line, a guy walked by and randomly handed me a sticker. I looked and called out “OMG, you mailed me this from Reddit! I’m [sn]!”
December 29, 2025 at 3:07 PM
I’m hungry and I want to watch 90 day fiancé not go to bed so I can get up go to work and do this again tomorrow night 🫠 things hurt already and I took it easy
December 29, 2025 at 5:46 AM
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AI sloppers (is that a term?) crying that their prompts are being stolen is more beautiful than anything AI could produce
December 28, 2025 at 11:46 PM
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There was one 2025 debut tonight
Sleep
2025 song count: 208
#phish #CoventryMusic
December 29, 2025 at 4:33 AM
Show 42 in the ac/dc bag lfg
December 29, 2025 at 1:20 AM
I do not want to drive to NYC but I do not want to do the mad dash to grand central which usually means running out during the encore either… although if I park in Stamford maybe I split the difference.

I’m working and then going back Monday, I might not care so much if I wasn’t insane.
December 28, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Maybe if people bothered to make the line 25 people deep like today my stomping grounds of 32 years wouldn’t be closing in a couple weeks 😭
December 28, 2025 at 12:16 AM