Sex Shop Shenanigans
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I work in a sex shop...things get weird sometimes 🤷♀️
Just a happy little guy
January 24, 2026 at 8:54 PM
Just a happy little guy
The world needs more parents kike Kipp's dad
January 19, 2026 at 3:54 AM
The world needs more parents kike Kipp's dad
I can't sit at home watching Heat Rivalry...so I will play the soundtrack at work
January 18, 2026 at 9:11 PM
I can't sit at home watching Heat Rivalry...so I will play the soundtrack at work
Nine goals for all the inches 🥵
January 4, 2026 at 11:31 PM
Nine goals for all the inches 🥵
What color Hollander? What size?
Inquiring minds want to know...and capitalize
Inquiring minds want to know...and capitalize
January 3, 2026 at 8:12 PM
What color Hollander? What size?
Inquiring minds want to know...and capitalize
Inquiring minds want to know...and capitalize
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(1/5) #RedUmbrellaDay, or the International Day to End Violence Against Sex Workers, is one of the most important days in the sex working calendar.
December 17, 2025 at 1:37 PM
(1/5) #RedUmbrellaDay, or the International Day to End Violence Against Sex Workers, is one of the most important days in the sex working calendar.
Sex work is work. Make it legal so there are protections.
Today is International Day to End Violence Against Sex Workers.
Laws that criminalise sex work don’t prevent sex work, they just make it more difficult for sex workers to work safely.
#DecrimNow
Laws that criminalise sex work don’t prevent sex work, they just make it more difficult for sex workers to work safely.
#DecrimNow
December 17, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Sex work is work. Make it legal so there are protections.
The fact people have not bought this for a white elephant is making me very sad
December 14, 2025 at 10:40 PM
The fact people have not bought this for a white elephant is making me very sad
Dildos and The Illiad. I feel like Homer would approve.
December 13, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Dildos and The Illiad. I feel like Homer would approve.
You know it's cold when your boogers freeze inside your nose
December 11, 2025 at 4:35 PM
You know it's cold when your boogers freeze inside your nose
New pasties!
December 6, 2025 at 8:58 PM
New pasties!
You tip your strippers. Tip the people who get them there. (Me. Tip me when I sell you lingerie or toys.)
#SexShop #SexShopShenanigans
#SexWorkIsWork
#SexShop #SexShopShenanigans
#SexWorkIsWork
November 30, 2025 at 8:30 PM
You tip your strippers. Tip the people who get them there. (Me. Tip me when I sell you lingerie or toys.)
#SexShop #SexShopShenanigans
#SexWorkIsWork
#SexShop #SexShopShenanigans
#SexWorkIsWork
To the man who bought lingerie for his wife in a size too small so she would lose weight - I hope she divorces your ass
November 30, 2025 at 2:35 AM
To the man who bought lingerie for his wife in a size too small so she would lose weight - I hope she divorces your ass
I have had two people come in high as kites today, one of which I had to kick out.
Fun day and it's only half done!
Fun day and it's only half done!
November 29, 2025 at 11:59 PM
I have had two people come in high as kites today, one of which I had to kick out.
Fun day and it's only half done!
Fun day and it's only half done!
Couple walks in
Woman "yeah it's cold. Give me your hoodie"
Man "then I'll be cold"
Woman just gives him That Look and he hands over the hoodie off his body.
Good boy.
Woman "yeah it's cold. Give me your hoodie"
Man "then I'll be cold"
Woman just gives him That Look and he hands over the hoodie off his body.
Good boy.
November 29, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Couple walks in
Woman "yeah it's cold. Give me your hoodie"
Man "then I'll be cold"
Woman just gives him That Look and he hands over the hoodie off his body.
Good boy.
Woman "yeah it's cold. Give me your hoodie"
Man "then I'll be cold"
Woman just gives him That Look and he hands over the hoodie off his body.
Good boy.
Dude bro "do you have ropes and stuff?"
Takes him to said "ropes and stuff"
Dude bro "do you have cheaper ropes?"
Bro. You are tying a person up you gotta get the good ropes not the shit from the lumber store.
He left without buying anything. God bless his partners skin
Takes him to said "ropes and stuff"
Dude bro "do you have cheaper ropes?"
Bro. You are tying a person up you gotta get the good ropes not the shit from the lumber store.
He left without buying anything. God bless his partners skin
November 29, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Dude bro "do you have ropes and stuff?"
Takes him to said "ropes and stuff"
Dude bro "do you have cheaper ropes?"
Bro. You are tying a person up you gotta get the good ropes not the shit from the lumber store.
He left without buying anything. God bless his partners skin
Takes him to said "ropes and stuff"
Dude bro "do you have cheaper ropes?"
Bro. You are tying a person up you gotta get the good ropes not the shit from the lumber store.
He left without buying anything. God bless his partners skin
November 29, 2025 at 8:01 PM
The hardest part of my job, by far, is choosing the music for the day
November 29, 2025 at 7:55 PM
The hardest part of my job, by far, is choosing the music for the day
For the love of all that is holy,,,SPIT IS NOT LUBE
November 28, 2025 at 6:03 PM
For the love of all that is holy,,,SPIT IS NOT LUBE
Me carrying my ice coffee in ungloved hands in 10 degree weather: "my fingies are cold"
November 24, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Me carrying my ice coffee in ungloved hands in 10 degree weather: "my fingies are cold"
There is nothing more boring than a sex shop that hasn't had a client in 2 hours
November 24, 2025 at 1:45 AM
There is nothing more boring than a sex shop that hasn't had a client in 2 hours
Now you too can say erection in 5 different languages
November 23, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Now you too can say erection in 5 different languages
The bread shop next door just dragged in a giant bag of bread and cookies...it's a good day
November 23, 2025 at 1:51 AM
The bread shop next door just dragged in a giant bag of bread and cookies...it's a good day
Good boys are seen and not heard. If you need some help with that just let me know 😜
November 22, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Good boys are seen and not heard. If you need some help with that just let me know 😜
Labubus are EVERYWHERE
November 22, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Labubus are EVERYWHERE